Just because you wanted more fluff.

And to all who knew where the clown thing was from YAY! WERE GETTING A CD!

And for those who didn't know… well find out.


.o0 Luke's Apartment 0o.

It took Luke a couple minutes to leave everything ready downstairs; it couldn't have been more than three minutes though. Inside his apartment was Lorelai sitting on his couch going through a magazine she found lying around. Luke walked in and shook his head smiling.

"I see you got yourself comfortable" he gave her a pointed look; she also had a beer in her hand.

"Yes I did, I also got you one" she offered with a smile, which looked ten times bigger since she still had the clown makeup on.

"That makes it better" he said and took a seat on the couch, he reached for the unopened beer on the coffee table.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you think you're doing?" Lorelai asked setting the magazine down on her lap but she made sure she didn't lose the page.

"I am grabbing my beer" Luke stated.

"And who said that was yours?"

"You said you got me one"

"Yes I did, and here it is…" she handed him the one she had been drinking from.

"But this is half empty" Luke made a face looking at the bottle.

"Only to a pessimist, to an optimist it's half full; now Luke, what are you?" she asked with a serious face trying not to laugh.

"Right now? A little pissed that you drank my beer" he deadpanned.

"Pissed? You should be glad I drank it" Lorelai scoffed.

"And why's that?" he narrowed his eyes taking a swing of the opened bottle, he really wanted to know what stupid thing she would come up with.

"Because I just saved you from having to drink a… a warm beer" Lorelai said tragically.

"That's even worse than I thought" Luke mumbled.

"Oh Luke?" Lorelai sing sang. "Could you open this for me?" she pouted and handed him the beer he had tried to grab before.

"You're kidding, right?"

"Mmm nope" she picked up the magazine again not looking at him. "You know, I was half expecting to find a playboy or something naughtier"

"What, why?" he scoffed.

"Because you're a man, and you live alone and… well, you're a man" Lorelai shrugged and kept looking at the magazine. "If you'd ask me this looks more of a magazine for girls than for guys" she dropped her head to the side to get a better look.

"It's Men's Health it's meant for guys" Luke stated and twisted the cap off.

"If it's meant for guys then how come it has a bunch of muscle-y guys with out their shirts, is it supposed to make you wanna exercise more?" she asked extending her arm towards Luke so he'd give her the, now, opened beer. "Luke?" she frowned and turned to look at him.

"There you go" Luke said after lifting both bottles and making sure they were the same, he had drank half of Lorelai's beer. "Half full, just like you like them"

"You drank my beer! Here I am all sad and you drink my beer?" Lorelai screeched and Luke just nodded. "You're mean" she pouted but took the beer nonetheless.

"Could you stop ogling that thing" Luke said with disgust.

"Why? He's hot and that thing he's doing…"

"It's not porn, it's exercise" he stated.

"I think its porxercise" Lorelai now turned the magazine a little.

"You disgust me" Luke yanked the magazine away from her to look at what was the big deal. "He's working his triceps" Luke tossed the magazine on the couch while getting up for more beer.

"He's pushing himself up backwards from a bench, just straddle a girl on top of him and…"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, do you have to make everything dirty?" he asked with a weird expression.

"Think about it, what more motivation would you need?" she took the bottle he was carrying; Luke shot her a glare and went for another bottle. "Plus, the extra weight would work marvels for your ceps"

"My 'ceps'?" Luke had an amazed look.

"Yeah, that's what the cool people are calling them now" Lorelai said in a 'duh' voice.

"The cool people or the people who forgot what they're called?" Lorelai thought about for a little while.

"The cool people" Luke chuckled and Lorelai returned to the magazine. Luke kept an intense stare on her; she kept going through the pages. "Hey Luke?"

"Yeah?" he was snapped out of it and took a swing of beer to recollect himself.

"Can you do this?" she showed him the magazine and an article on pushups.

"Yes"

"How bout this?" she flipped the page. Luke narrowed his eyes before answering.

"Probably like two or three times" it were the clapping pushups, where you pushed yourself up and clap once before going back down and doing it again.

"Aha" Lorelai nodded and flipped the page again. "And this?"

"I really doubt it" one armed pushup.

"You haven't tried?"

"I just haven't gotten the sudden urge to break a couple teeth yet"

"Right" she nodded. "Why don't you try it in bed or something?"

"Dirty" Luke mocked huh a beer and a half and I'm already relaxed Luke thought.

"Lucas! Your first dirty, how did it feel?" she mocked back.

"Not as satisfying as I would've thought" Lorelai couldn't help but laugh, she rarely got to see this side of Luke.

.o0 Minutes Later 0o.

Makeup less Lorelai had passed Luke a Cosmo magazine she had picked up on her way to getting coffee, so he was reading a Cosmo and she was still ogling the Men's Health.

"So they sell this like a normal magazine but the have 'dirty' magazines inside plastic bags?" Luke wondered out loud.

"It's not a 'dirty' magazine and it's not porn, it's a girly magazine where people comment on stuff, it's very informative" Lorelai said with a nod. "Can you do this?"

"Yes" Luke said after giving it a glace, pull up. "How is this informative?"

"It teaches girls what actually turns on guys and what doesn't, and vice versa like you might have noticed"

"Yes, and that's why I think it should be inside a plastic bag"

"And how do you know about the plastic bag magazines?" Lorelai narrowed her eyes at him.

"Oh! Would you look at that, we're out of beer" Luke said getting up and going for his fourth beer, Lorelai still had half of her third to go but Luke still brought her a new one.

"Where is it Luke?" Lorelai asked knowingly.

"Where's what?" Luke asked sitting on the couch again and picking up the magazine he had left there. Lorelai narrowed her eyes at him and didn't look away. "Could you stop that?" he asked annoyed.

"As soon as you tell me where it is"

"Geez…" he sighed heavily. "Closet"

"Yay!"

"Should I be worried you're so excited about this?" he wondered standing up to follow her.

"I'm just intrigued, I always wanted to know what the big deal was" Lorelai's voice was muffled she was going through his closet. "How did you manage to buy one here in Stars Hollow without Miss Patty finding out?"

"Teenage kids have their ways, at least I had" he shrugged and caught a ball she threw over her shoulder.

"Aha!" she lifted the magazine triumphantly before getting up, with Luke's help of course. "Luke, this thing is old, like very old"

"It's the same thing, although now I think they wear less stuff" they were walking back to the couch, Lorelai quickly skimped through it.

"Less than this?" her eyes popped out.

"Ok, maybe not less, but they do seem dirtier" this time they sat close together so they could comment on the old dirty magazine.

"This seems… not new, but not used either" Lorelai noted.

"Used?" Luke frowned and Lorelai gave him a pointed look. "Aw geez!" Luke made a disgust face.

"Come one, Luke. You live alone, you're a red blooded man, and you're not dating anybody"

"You live alone, you're a red blooded woman, and you're not dating anybody" Luke shot back staring at her. Lorelai took a deep breath, her eyes scanning over his face.

"How do you know I'm not dating?" she asked in a whisper.

"How do you know I'm not dating?" again he shot back in a whisper. It took all Lorelai had to look away and down to the magazine. "I'm not" Luke said quietly before looking down at the magazine again, Lorelai smiled. "Hey, can you do that?" Luke pointed to the picture in the magazine. Lorelai started laughing. "I'll take that as a yes"

"You know, beer is good for you" Lorelai noted and turned to look at Luke who was now sitting closer and had a weird smirk on his face. Lorelai took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "You know what I've always wondered?"

"What a playboy looks like?" Luke answered, smirk still there.

"Well, yes, but you already answered that for me" she also smiled, closed the magazine and tossed it to the coffee table careful to avoid the beer bottles, and she turned so her lower back was to the arms rest and crossed her legs. "I actually meant something else" she said looking him straight on the eyes. "And ironically you'll be able to answer that for me also" she leaned forwards so her elbows rested atop her legs.

"Really?" Luke asked intrigued and Lorelai nodded with a small. "And what's that?" Lorelai bit her bottom lip taking a reaffirming breath while her eyes took in his facial features before landing on his lips. After a second she saw the right corner of them twitch up. Before she knew it, Lorelai had placed her palms flat on his cheeks and pulling him down for a kiss.


Should I stop here? Do you want to see Luke doing some of those exercises he claims he can do? Or do you want to see something else? Or do you want to see nothing at all? Or maybe you want Luke to pull back in the last possible moment due to food poisoning or something? Please do tell.