There you go, just because you asked for it, aren't I swell?
Kylie thanks for everything and don't worry you don't annoy, try as you might I'm very patient, you'll see.
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At first it was soft and tentative on both sides, but once they both notice that the other one wasn't going to pull back and slap or scream, they really got into it. Luke turned most of his body so he was facing her, Lorelai slowly started to lean back pulling him down with her.
"Ow, ow, ow" Lorelai said pulling back a little.
"What's wrong?" Luke asked trying to catch his breath.
"Cramp" she winced, Lorelai had tried to de-cross her legs and not kick Luke in the process but she was never good at contortions without stretching. "There… all better… now…" she pulled at his collar and brought his lips to hers.
Things were starting to get good when Lorelai pulled back a little again. She didn't know how she felt about crossing 'the line', but for now kissing was ok, that was not crossing 'the line' that was dancing on 'the line' but not crossing it, she was good with the dancing.
"Ok, I guess I got my answer" she whispered with a big smile. "And then some"
"Yeah" Luke was breathless.
"And now…" they shifted so Lorelai was free from her previous pinned down state. "Back to what we were doing" and she picked up the dirty magazine again. "Do they really have 'interesting articles'?" Lorelai air quoted, Luke had gone to the kitchen for more beers.
"I thought it was just the pictures" Luke admitted and Lorelai snorted. "Here you go"
"But this is full" Lorelai teased grabbing the bottle he was offering.
"Yeah, sorry, but my half full ones are all gone"
"You should get more of those, they were good" Lorelai smiled playfully.
"Ok" Luke frowned and picked up the discarded Cosmo to keep reading, it was actually not so bad.
"Oh come on, he's just making up stuff" Lorelai said after a couple of moments, she had read someone's comment.
"They all do" Luke answered absentminded. Lorelai turned to look at him; Luke had his 'serious' expression while he read, Lorelai noticed how he sometimes frowned when reading and how his lips moved in the slightest way, almost invisibly.
"Ok, enough porn" she threw the magazine back to the table.
"Aha"
"At least, enough boy porn, cause I can really keep reading this thing" she picked up the Men's health. "Hey, Luke? Not that I don't believe you but…"
"Yeah?" he finally turned to look at her.
"Could you do some pushups?"
"What?" he asked chuckling. "I've been working all day and you want me to do pushups?"
"Yes" Lorelai stated and Luke sighed.
"Normal ones?" he asked giving in and placing the magazine face-down on the table so he wouldn't loose his reading spot.
"For starters" she said smiling while Luke walked over to a place on his apartment where there was enough room for him to lay on the floor.
"I am not going to do every damn exercise in there" he warned.
"Sure" Lorelai said sarcastically, she also got up and went to sit on the floor right where his head was. "Drop and give me five!" she ordered with a serious face before breaking out into laughter.
"I must say: receiving orders from a clown is flat out ridiculous" he got into position.
"Aha" Lorelai turned in her sitting position, her back was now to Luke, she scooted a little forwards and away from him before lying on her back. "Up" she ordered and Luke pushed up, Lorelai moved a couple inches so she was looking directly up to him. "Hi" she smiled.
"What are you doing?" he narrowed his eye, arms still holding him up with no problem.
"1 sec and I'll show you" she smirked. "Down" she ordered again, and again Luke obeyed. Lorelai adjusted a little while Luke was going down so when he was almost all the way down they could kiss. "Up" she mumbled against his lips yep, just dancing here is good… for now. "Now, if this isn't incentive enough, I don't know what is" she said with a fake serious face. "Down" Luke was chuckling while going down.
After five repetitions he had stayed down, only now his weight was on his forearms, but other than that they haven't moved.
"Mmm this is like the Spiderman kiss only neither of us is hanging upside down" Lorelai said panting.
"Aha, sure" he kissed her again.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there" Lorelai said pushing him slightly. Oh crap was Luke's first thought. "You need to do those clapping pushup thingies" she said and Luke relaxed.
"But you'd have to move" he pointed out.
"Oh but I'd be worth it for the show I'll witness" she winked at him, Luke pushed up again so Lorelai could move.
"If I kill myself…" Luke started and Lorelai finished for him.
"At least I'll know you were a good kisser and had a porno magazine" she waved it off.
"Not what I was going to say"
"Sorry" she said but with a big smile. "Start clapping"
Luke took a deep breath, chest to the floor, and pushed up a little while mid way he pushed up harder and removed his hands from the floor to clap, he placed his hands back where they were just in time before slamming into the ground.
"Wow" Lorelai said in awe. "Do it again, do it again" Luke glared at her and did it. "Again!" Luke did it three more times before his arms started to shake. "Well aren't you strong" she cooed. He was still lying face down on the floor.
"How bout you?" he flipped on his back. "Can you do one?"
"One what?" she raised her eyebrow.
"One pushup, can you do one pushup?"
"I don't know" she shrugged. "Never tried, I fear the hard floor beneath me" Luke snorted. "I could try if I knew there was no risk of me hitting the floor" she said while crawling closer to where he was.
"You could use the bed, but it's more difficult because of it's non-firmness" Luke started well but ended a little distracted, Lorelai had placed her left palm flat on the floor next to his right shoulder, and her right palm flat next to his left shoulder. She used her right leg to separate his apart and soon her left leg joined her right leg between his. "Wh-what are you doing?" I'm dancing away from 'the line' Lorelai thought.
"Pushup" was all she said. "Just give me a sec" she bent her arms and lay on top of him for a little while. "Ok… I'm ready" she announced and placed her chin on his chest to look up to him. He smiled at her. Lorelai pushed up easily and smiled down to him before letting herself drop. Luke groaned a little when all the air left his lungs.
"You're supposed to lower yourself, not drop" he said a little annoyed, only a little since she was still lying fully on top of him. There was so much sexual tension in the room that it was now oozing out from the closed windows and doors.
"Sorry…" she said giggling. "I'll try again" and she pushed up, smiled down at him once all the way up.
"Lower" Luke said meaning not to let go but Lorelai smirked with a glint in her eyes. Ready to stop dancing and leave 'the line' in the dust behind us Lorelai thought and lowered herself slowly, once she was barely touching him she moved a little up his body making sure there was friction involved.
"Like that?" she asked hovering over his face.
"You still have about an inch to go" Luke's eyes focused on her lips the whole time.
"Sorry" she said and lowered herself that inch to kiss him. Luke was going on a limb here but he couldn't take not touching her, so he placed his hands on her hips bones. Lorelai smiled against the kiss before she moved a little, first her right leg moved to the outside of his left, and then her left leg followed suit next to his right, so now she was straddling his thighs.
"I was reading" Luke mumbled against her lips.
"MmHmm" she bit and pulled at his bottom lip.
"Very good literature"
"Right"
"Very… informative" it took him a while to find the word; she had moved a little up and was now straddling right where it counts.
"Yes…" she nodded a little. "… informative"
"UhHuh" Luke agreed and they kept kissing until and idea popped in her head and she pulled back quickly and sat up.
"Do you have any videos?"
"Videos?" he frowned catching his breath, Lorelai nodded. "I don't watch movies" he reminded her.
"No, not videos as in movies" she said with a suggestive look.
"Geez, what's with you and porn?"
"I don't know, I've never been interested in it but now… I don't know" she shrugged. "I'm just comfortable you know"
"Yeah" Luke agreed how can I not be comfortable when you're straddling me right now? All though, I'm not very happy about the whole porn sharing thing Luke thought, his hands massaging the outside of her thighs.
"So… videos?"
"Sorry, no videos"
"How can you not have any? Isn't that like breaking some kind of guy code?" Luke snorted. "I thought all guys had porn on some extension… and the magazine doesn't count because it's very old"
"What can I say? I'm not a normal guy"
"You're right… you're abnormal" Lorelai said and started laughing.
"Could you move? The floor isn't as comfortable as it looked"
"But I'm comfortable"
"You're not on the floor" Luke pointed out.
"Umm…" she moved a little to the sides and to look around her. "Nope, not on the floor" Luke had closed his eyes to enjoy the feeling. "But you're uncomfortable so..." Lorelai quickly got up. "Hey do you have a shirt and some shorts I can borrow?"
"It's October" Luke stated getting up.
"If that's my answer then what did I ask?" Lorelai gave him a look.
"Why do you want shorts?"
"Cause I doubt you'll have pant's that'll fit me and this stupid costume is getting on my nerves. Its so… gah!" she shuddered a little.
"Yes, 'gah' is a very bad fabric to wear" Lorelai shot him a glare.
"Can I borrow them or not?"
"Fine" Luke detoured from his trip to the couch to get her a shirt and some sweats with those string thingies. It took him a couple of minutes to find some old sweats that weren't as big. "Here I think these will…" he trailed off. "What's that?" he frowned pointing at the TV.
"Wow, I never thought you wouldn't know" Lorelai said and a glint appeared in her eyes. "See, Luke, that's a movie they show on certain channels late at night for people who feel lonely and can't get…"
"Stop that"
"But how else will you know what that is?" she pouted.
"Go get dressed" he tossed the clothes at her and took a seat on the couch. "Where the hell did you find this?" Luke asked loudly in the direction of the bathroom.
"Most movie channels start showing porn at some point or another during the night… or so I've heard" she added and Luke snorted.
"There" Lorelai said coming out of the bathroom in his t-shirt and sweat pants. "These aren't that big, you have a tiny waist my friend" she teased and skipped over to the couch plopping down next to him. "You could have changed the channel you know" she noted after giving his grossed out expression a once over.
"UhHuh… geez" Luke suddenly said.
"I think we need to talk"
"I know what they're doing and why they're doing it" Luke said annoyed thinking Lorelai was going to tease him again.
"Well, yeah, I hope so" she giggled awkwardly. "But that's not what I meant"
"Oh" Luke said knowing what she was getting at; he turned to look at her. "Look…" he started but was cut off by Lorelai's lips. "I like how you talk" Luke blurted out when Lorelai pulled back.
"Good to know since you're always complaining" she smirked; Luke nodded and leaned forwards again. "Luke…" she placed her palm on his chest. "… I once… I told myself once, that if I gave this… you… us… a shot then I wouldn't hold back, I'd go head first all the way but… I know you and you're… thing with relationships and…" Luke shut her up by taking her hand off of his chest and kissing her.
"You suck at relationships too" Luke shot back while pulling away from her lips.
"Yes I do" Lorelai nodded. "So… do you… want to suck…?" Luke chuckled. "Together!" Lorelai added quickly and Luke chuckled more. "No! Damn it" she mumbled the last part.
"I got what you meant" Luke assured her, Lorelai was a lovely shade of pink. "You're blushing, that's a first"
"So… do you…?"
"Do I what?" he narrowed his eyes at her.
"Jerk" she smacked him and Luke smirked.
.o0 Couple Minutes Later 0o.
"Man those things can bounce" Lorelai noted, her head was to the side just like Luke's.
"Those could never pass as real" Luke had a disgust expression.
"She's faking it" Lorelai said after a little silence, from them because from the TV there was no silence.
"How can you tell?"
"I'm a girl, I can tell, plus… just look at her" Lorelai pointed at the TV.
"Guess you're right" Luke said taking notes.
"Besides, he's a Chinese delivery guy" Luke snorted at that, he shifted a little to get comfortable and sighed. Lorelai smiled so he is a normal guy, he's getting turned on by this… about time! We've been dealing with porn for a very long time now and this is the first reaction I've gotten from him.
"And… it's over" Luke said bringing Lorelai back from her thoughts.
"Huh?" she turned to look at the screen. "Oh, right"
"You know something…" Luke brought her back; she had been staring at the screen. "Porn doesn't change with time" he noted.
"Lucas!"
"Don't…" he groaned.
"How do you know that porn doesn't change with time?" she faked shock and shifted so now she was sitting sideways on the couch looking at Luke.
"I was a teenager once"
"You were a dirty teenager" she teased.
"No, I was a curios teenager… whose curiosity died when his Dad found the magazines and took it rather badly"
"Aw poor Luke, he had his fun taken away from him. Did that traumatize you and that's the reason for how you're right now? Because it could've been worst, he could've walked in on you…"
"Stop, please" he had a weird face.
"Change of subject?" she asked with a smile.
"Yes" he said while exhaling.
"Ok…" she smiled more and began moving to get up.
"What are you doing?" he sounded a little scared.
"Nothing…" she got up and went looking around the apartment. "Aha!" she exclaimed from Jess' side of the apartment.
"Lorelai?" Luke made a move to get up.
"Don't move, I'm almost done" Lorelai said, head popped from the side of the fridge, Luke sat back down. "Get comfortable please" Lorelai said looking through some CD's
"Can you please tell me what you're doing?" Luke asked not sure he wanted to know.
"I am paying you back" she stated.
"Paying what back?" Luke frowned.
"Tonight you have cleared a lot of my a-wonderments, and hopefully will clear a lot more in a little bit, but now I'm gonna show you how grateful I am of you clearing out my a-wonderments" Lorelai babbled.
"What?" Luke asked more confused than before. Beat music started playing.
"Aha! Are you comfortable and relaxed?" again her head popped out.
"As much as I can get while not knowing what you're planning"
"Good enough for me" she stepped in his eye sight and began swaying her hips. Luke chuckled and did get more comfortable, arms extended on the backrest of the couch and he slouched a little. Lorelai walked up to him with an exaggerated hip swaying, she stopped between his legs and leaned forward to run her finger from the base of his neck up to his chin tilting his face up to look at her. Lorelai turned her back to him and looked back over her shoulder with a smile before stepping up to his coffee table.
"What are you doing?"
"I figured I'd show you what a table dance was like" she shrugged still dancing and Luke smiled.
"You know what I've always wondered?" Luke teased remembering Lorelai's way of asking for stuff, she raised her eyebrows for him to continue without stopping her dance, which he was really enjoying. "Do table dancers strip?" Luke asked with a glint in his eyes. Lorelai smiled and reached for the hem of his shirt that she was wearing and before Luke reacted she tossed the shirt towards him. Lorelai had only worn the shirt for a couple of minutes but it had still managed to get her smell perfectly.
Ok so… what did you think? Did you like it? Was it enough? Any suggestions? Want me to stop? Is it ridiculous? Huh? Huh? Huh?
