Priceless.
Disclaimer-I don't own Final Fantasy remember? It belongs to Square not me!
A/N-here we have another lovely edition of Misconceptions. In this chapter we find out just where Irvine was, and how the party got started
A cold drink at a Garden Party: 5gil, getting involved in a whole Garden Party: 10-20weeks detention, if your lucky. The cost to rent speakers: 20gil a night, fooling around with your best friend: I don't know. How much do condoms cost? …Oh my God, I've turned into Calli… Speaking of…
"Are you kidding?" screamed Calli as she flung a lamp at Erick.
'What's wrong?"
"You just told me that you have another girlfriend!"
"But I have lots of girlfriends! I didn't think it was such a big deal."
"Evaporate you man slut!" cried Calli as she threw another lamp at him.
She's gonna have to pay for that eventually.
Erick left and Calli got out her cell phone and called number 1 on her speed-dial list…
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Selphie's phone vibrated and played some happy jingle signaling that Calli was calling her. She had downloaded a song especially for herself. Selphie sighed and rolled over Zell and grabbed her phone.
"Hello?"
"Oh My God! You won't believe it! He has girlfriends! Plural!"
"Who?"
"Did you just have sex?"
Sometimes I think Calli's part bloodhound. It would explain her heightened senses. Sometimes they come in handy, other times…
"What makes you say that?"
"Just please tell me you didn't do that growling thing you told me you did once, but you really did seven times."
"What? No!" There was silence for a second.
"Put Zell on the phone." Selphie reluctantly gave it to Zell.
"Did she growl?"
"Once." Selphie heard a loud 'HA!' from the other end of the phone and knew that Calli was dismissing her from the other end of the school.
"Tell her I'll call her back when she isn't being a total slut. Love you Zell. By the way, I'll totally kick your ass if you get my girl pregnant." With that Calli hung up the phone.
"So what did she say?"
"I shouldn't get you pregnant." Silence ensued for the next ten minutes.
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Rinoa entered the Garden from the front entrance and examined her surroundings. The front was a mess. There were enormous speakers everywhere, with wrappers and empty plastic cups, and the entire place reeked of alcohol and throw-up. Behind her was Squall and some other trainee SeeDs.
"What happened here?"
"A Party." Replied the shorthaired blonde.
"How do you know?"
"My BF was totally texting me the deets, she said that the party would be probably still going on right now, that lying beyotch." Rinoa looked at her for a few moments, her face not knowing what emotion to show. It was kind of like a messed up chameleon.
At that moment a SeeD walked out to see who was there. He sighed relief and grabbed a mic.
"False alarm, it's just Squall and some other SeeDs resume party," twenty seconds later the hallway was filled with SeeDs again and the party seemed to be worse than before. The blonde girl walked up to Rinoa.
"Are we dismissed, I want to totally party hearty!" Without waiting for a response the girl flung herself into the crowd of people.
"How did this happen?"
"I can tell you," Rinoa turned to see Irvine walking towards them.
"Where the crap have you been. Selphie has been looking for you for the longest time. It's like you fell off the planet."
"Don't worry I can explain…It all started the day of your birthday…"
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Irvine was walking down the hallway, of Balamb trying to get to his dorm. Though he seemed to be in a hurry he still greeted all the ladies as he walked by, one turned beet red at the mere sight of him. Irvine feared for her life because of the darkness of the red but she walked off speedily in the other direction so he couldn't really do anything,
When he got to his dorm room he was stopped at the door by a giddy red head.
"Hey Irvine, I was wondering what you were doing tonight?" Irvine flashed her a flirtatious smile.
You philanderer! Wow I'm getting a really super doper vocabulary! It's totally awesome maybe I should go into a spelling bee! B-E-E! Wee I can spell! BOOYAKA!
"Actually, I'm going to a friend of mines party you can come if you want, Invite all your friends…"
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"Are you talking about Missy Peterson, the red head with the biggest mouth in the world? You told her to invite all her friends? You're retarded."
"You could have made the same mistake Squall!"
"Whatever." Rinoa elbowed Squall.
"I think the point, Squall, is that all thee people are here for me!" Rinoas eyes went starry and she drifted off to LA-LA land.
'I don't think that they know that Rinny," she gave Irvine a cross look.
"That still doesn't explain where you were all this time." Stated Squall crossing his arms.
"Oh about that um…I had some bad chili from the caf." Rinoa lowered her brows in disgust.
"Ew."
I found out the price of condoms! 10 gil plus tax… wow guys spend a lot of money just to do it…anyways on a non-slutty note…we have determined what I will do I am going to break up with Irvine. I mean I haven't seen him in ages, and long-distance relationships inevitably come to an end.
A cold drink at a Garden Party: 5gil, getting involved in a whole Garden Party: 10-20weeks detention, if your lucky. The cost to rent speakers: 20gil a night, fooling around with your best friend: 10 gil plus tax for 30. Getting yourself a Zelly as your boyfriend: Priceless.
