Chapter 3: Calvin Age Nine
"OK. Here's the deal this all you wimpy third-gradersin the fitness test!" The gym teacher screamed
"Sir, yes, sir!" the classmates and Calvin screamed
Everybody knew this:In gym class if Coach Flarg (the gym teachers name) was to say something true you say 'Sir, yes, sir!' and if it was false, you say 'Sir, no, sir!'
"Now in this test everybody a winner."
"Sir, no, sir!"
Calvin hated the un-sportsmanship Coach Flarg was telling,if you lose you say "What! That's not fair!" and then start whining like little babies.
And that was a 'Coach Flarg Requirement.'as many called it.
"Nowthis year we must crush the other schools!"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Now it doesn't matter if we win our lose it's,if we just try our best."
"Sir, no, sir!"
Calvin left gym class felling miserable.
Although he got a A on the test, he was still feeling miserable.
Because in his first year doing the test, since his house was behind the track field where the test was going on, he could always see Hobbes, cheering him on from the backwindow while mom watched while drinking her coffe.
Now that wouldn't happen anymore.
Then Clavin saw Moe with his buddies.
"Calvin, how did you do that? Every year..." Ken said
You see, after Moe stole Hobbes, Calvin was desperate for freinds.
Then he met Ken.
Ken had red hair a green Spongebob shirt and blue jeans.
"Wait one sec, me and Moe have some unfinshed business."
Calvin jumped on Moe.
It was a sure sight to see.
"Where's Hobbes!?!"
"Who the freakin' heck are you talking about?"
Everyone was suprised at two things: the sight and what Calvin was saying.
"You know very dang well who I'm talking about!"
"No I don't!" Moe said wimply.
"The tiger!"
"I sold him."
"To who."
"A man named Fred on Seymour Dr.!"
Calvin got off of Moe.
"That's exactly what I was looking for."
"So you can get off of me?"
"No."
The gym teacher couldn't afford to lose the toughess kid in class, so he pulled Calvin off.
"Lemme get on him one more time!"
"No, now lets see the principal shall we?"
