another retarted chapter.


Draco: Stop humming.
-Ron continues to hum softly in the background-
Draco: Stop it.
-Ron still ignores Draco-
Draco: STOP IT!
Viktor: Whoa...put that down!

Ron: Bloody hell Malfoy, were you really going to hit me with that cauldron?
Draco: Yes, I was actually. Now stop humming.

Ron: What humming?
Draco: You! You were humming!
Ron: No I wasnt.
Draco: Yes...yes, you were.
Ron: No. I. Wasnt.
Draco: Yes. You. Were.
Ron: No.
Draco: Yes Ron: No.
Draco: Yes.
Ron: Yes.
Draco: No - wait! Stop it! I know you were humming. Just...be silent, ok?
Ron: Yes your majesty.

- thirty seconds later -

Draco: I thought I told you.
Ron: I know.
Draco: Then stop it!
Ron: Well you said I couldnt hum, then. You didnt say I couldn't hum ever.
Draco: What?
Ron: Thats right.
Draco: Ugh, just...silent! Shh! No talking.
Ron: Sure.
Draco: Viktor's being quiet.
Ron: Thats because he's asleep

Draco: No he isnt.
Ron: Yeah he is.
Draco: But he was awake just a - OH MY GOD!

Ron: What!
Draco: HE'S DEAD!
Ron: WHAT!
Draco: YOU KILLED HIM

Ron: What the fuck? HOW DID I KILL HIM!
Draco: I dont know you just did!

Ron: How do we know that you killed him!
Draco: Because.
Ron: Because you dont fart?
Draco: Jesus, Weasley not again.
Ron: Yes! I knew it!

Draco: Would you quit it?

Viktor: Stop yelling.
Ron: See he's not dead.
Viktor: I vas sleeping.
Draco: You werent breathing.
Ron: Maybe he was holding his breath because of the horrid stink thats eminating from your head.

Draco: Shut up Weasley, and for your information - it isnt stink. Its pomade. It makes your hair -
Ron: Greasy?
Draco: NO. Sleek, and shiny.

Ron: Gross.
Draco: Shut up.

Ron: Hey, I'm not the one that sleeps with a hairnet.
Draco: I dont sleep with a hairnet.
Ron: De-ni-al!
Draco: I dont!
Viktor: You do actually.
Draco: Shut up! What do you know!
Viktor: I know that you sleep vith a hairnet.
Draco: I do not!
Ron and Viktor: Yes.