Because I am a moron with nothing better to do with my time, I present to you a JTHM Trailer, for your horrid amusement. This idea is not mine, belonging (most probably) to the lovely authoress Halley. I haven't asked her permission to do this, and sincerely hope that my head will not be bitten off and fried in a vat of jelly.

Now enjoy.

BLACKOUT

Shuffling sounds can be heard. Suddenly the screen is filled with light, like the view from a camera switching on. A small 'recording' sign is visible in the top right corner of the screen.

Static for a moment, (electric interference?) and the background is fuzzy, but still visible. Lighting is dim.

Voices can be heard, we catch the end of a conversation between DEVI and TENNA.

The camera is held by TENNA and focuses on a strange painting on the wall. (Depicting what?)

DEVI- …but that's not the point! I don't want you to...You already switched it on, didn't you?

TENNA- Come oooooooon Devi! It'll be soo fun! And everyone loves being on camera, you can totally goof off for once in your life.

During this snatch of conversation, the camera moves around somewhat jerkily, giving us an idea of the surroundings. (DEVI's apartment)

DEVI- Tenna, you just can't alright? I'm busy right now, so maybe another time…?

The camera swings around and we see DEVI through it, looking annoyed. TENNA either zooms in or shoves the camera at DEVI's face, because there is now a close up of DEVI, who glares directly into the camera.

DEVI- (sighs heavily) Just, get that thing outta my face, okay?

Jump cut to TENNA. We see TENNA holding the camera up at her friend and grinning.

TENNA- (with conviction) Fine. I'll just have to do this by myself.

DEVI sighs again. Jump cut to upper corner of the room. DEVI and TENNA are still visible, but we now get a better view of the room. The portrait of SICKNESS is now clearly visible.

DEVI- (irritated) Do what? Document "The Life of DEVI! Crazy Artist who never leaves her house" Parts one through 360. I mean, what the hell?

TENNA- (sniffs) Yes.

DEVI huffs, tired of the discussion and moves towards the unfinished portrait of SICKNESS, perhaps intent on work. The portrait, we now see is surrounded by jars of either paint or water that has been colored from the washing of brushes. Jump cut to worm's eye view of DEVI from one of the paint jars.

DEVI- (grumble) It's not like anyone would want to watch THAT movie.

As she says this, DEVI is dipping a brush into the jar we have a view from. The brush is wiped around, coating the lense in watery, dark red paint, which leads to a BLACKOUT.

The letters JTHM appear now, fading in from the BLACKOUT. Dark red in the center, rimmed with a brighter red on the edges, which are sharp. The letters are not bright, despite their color.

They pulse slowly twice, and are then wiped from the screen, leaving us again with BLACKOUT.

This next bit is fast, so there's really not much need for a description of the scenery, but little details make the picture, or trailer in this case, so ONWARD.

Jumpcut to close up of TENNA. The camera is obviously outside, because sky can be seen over her head. Perhaps in a park. The grass behind her is dirty and trash can be seen. The sky is an odd, unhealthy looking color.

TENNA grins at the camera and thrusts her SPOOKY DOLL at it.

TENNA- Talk to Spooky!

We now see a close up of SPOOKY's face, which is somewhat unnerving and cute at the same time. The doll squeaks once, and we have final BLACKOUT.