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Distribution: Want. Take. Have….just ask!
Summary: Seasons Five TE winners make an impact in the WWE, who has what it takes to survive in the big league? And who doesn't? In true KF tradition, many TE contestants will make appearances and some of the older ones too!
Chapter 3: Jokes on me.
"Now, she's cool." Carlito said, as he and the general manager of Smackdown, Teddy Long watched clips of raw. "Maybe I should e working with that guy Eric Bishoff."
"Well, I have something that just might top that." Mr. Long said, leaving Carlito alone in the room. Who responded with a simple smirk.
Smackdown was set to take place in Portland Oregon, a city very new to Satori, she was the most excited. This was a chance to meet the rest of the Smackdown roster, so Jackie and Joy advised her to take it. "Amy hi," she smiled extending her hand.
Amy Weber just stared at her. "Who are you?"
"I'm Satori Taylor I won TE." She smiled despite the hostility she was receiving.
"That's right, you're the wrestler." Amy sneered, insinuating that being a wrestler was a bad thing. Satori just stood there wondering to herself, what the hell crawled up her butt, and if being a wrestler was a bad thing this chicks in the wrong business. "Don't worry I'm sure the great Kora Flair has taught you all of her tricks."
Overhearing all of the conversation, between the two, Smackdown veteran diva, Torrie Wilson, intervened. "Don't worry about her." She slyly said.
"What's her problem?" Satori asked.
"Oh she's not really a bitch." Michelle McCool laughed. "She just plays one in real life." She extended her hand. "Michelle McCool. I watched your season, very cool."
Satori shook her hand and smiled. "Thanks, so for real what's her deal? Why does she hate wrestlers…one in particular." Her question was put on hold, as a brunette woman stood in the doorway yelling at someone in the hall.
"Who the hell…" Torrie whispered joining the other girls.
"Yeah well thanks for nothing, bonehead!" she yelled turning her attention to the girls in the locker room. Already knowing most of them, she shook her head. "Can you believe that guy, I tell ya what that Michael Cole…"
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"I still can not believe they gave you a contract." Satori said standing there in disbelief. Although not unbelievable, she was a member of a legendary family, and her uncle is one of the most famous wrestlers of all time.
"Like it's such a bad thing." She smirked as Satori seen the family resemblance for the first time. "Picture it, Satori Jaide Taylor and Vicky Guererro." Satori tried to visualize it, as her friend continued. "Picture perfect if you ask me!" Vicky laughed.
"So there's this rumor of a diva initiation…" Satori hinted. "You wouldn't know anything about it would you?"
"Sorry chica." Vicky said excusing herself from the locker room.
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'Faint by linkin Park blasted through the Portland staples arena. Keira Turner headed down to the ring. Wearing a shirt that read, 'The Real TE Champ.'
Tazz: Keira is the number one contender for the women's championship, Cole, you know what that means.
Cole: I do, it means everyone is gunning for her. And the women's champion is doing everything in her power to stop her belt from being taken.
The titantron showed Trish Stratus getting the better of Keira and announce a mystery opponent for next week. Expressing that it's never been anyone she's ever faced, and she'll hope she never faces her again.
Tazz: How do you prepare for a match where you don't know the opponent, the type of fighter she is, Keira knows nothing about this person Cole, its got to be hard.
Everyone turned their attention toward the ramp, even Keira which might not have been the smartest thing to do. They awaited the arrival of this mystery person. 'Wont back down' by Fuel hit the speakers, and when no one came out, Keira urged the referee to start counting.
The fans erupted, trying to get Keira to turn around, when she finally did, she was hit with a steel chair.
Cole: Who is that?
The masked woman stood over the fallen diva. Her blonde hair seeping from the bottom of the mask.
Tazz: That's Trish Stratus; look at the blond hair, there never was a mystery opponent.
Finally the woman, slowly took of her mask, and revealed to the world that she had been Trish's accomplice for weeks, she'd been the one who locked Keira in the closet, and she had been the one sending threats from arena to arena. She delivered a swift chick kick, as Keira slowly got up, for good measure.
Cole: Satori Taylor, I can't believe it…
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JBL was shown on his phone talking top someone that sounded like a woman. "Yeah that's right." He smiled. "Well I can't wait to see you either." He stopped the last sentence as his cabinet filled the room,
"Well I tell ya what, three weeks we'll be close to El Paso, why don't you stop by."
"Who was that?" Amy asked, jealous of the fact that someone other than her was getting all of his attention.
"Don't worry about it." JBL said, looking at his reflection in the mirror. "We got bigger fish to fry. Orlando, you have a title shot against that punk Cena, Bashams, great job on getting those tag team belts."
"What about me?" Amy pouted. "When am I going to get gold?" JBL just looked at her and smiled.
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Satori packed her things to leave for the hotel, noticing that all of the girls and most of the crew were gone, Keira Turner and Dawn Marie were the last ones there. "Can I ask you a question?" she politely asked.
"Depends…" Keira laughed a bit, these days when people wanted to ask her a question it almost always had to do with John. Sure enough she was right.
"What happened with you and John?" Satori asked. "I mean as a fan, I followed your relationship, and I thought you two would be together forever."
"I'm going to pull the car around." Dawn said, as Keira sat there not sure exactly how to answer the newer girl. Truth was she didn't know.
"Marriage isn't John Cena's forte." She softly spoke, as if anyone was there she didn't want to hear. "apparently not mine either."
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Back at the hotel, Satori stopped in her room, to find that Jackie and Joy weren't there. She started to panic as she noticed that none of their bags were there either. "Where's my stuff?" she asked out loud, mentally slapping herself, because she was alone, so no one would hear her. She quickly dialed Joy's cell phone.
"Ello?" Joy said, all serious.
"Joy where are you guys? I came back to the room and all of our stuff is missing." Satori let out without taking a breath.
"We're in our hotel room." Joy put a hand on the receiver and burst into laughter. "Where are you?"
"What hotel room, I'm standing in OUR hotel room right now." She frantically yelled.
"What do you mean, what hotel room…our hotel room." Joy said putting Satori on speaker phone. "Satori have you been drinking?"
Not aware that she was on speaker phone, Satori grew more upset. "If this is the prank its not funny."
"Honey, we'd give you warning…" Joy said serious this time. "Im sending Jackie to find you."
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Satori couldn't wait until Jackie found her, sure that it was 'The Prank' she went downstairs to the front desk. "Can you tell me what room, Jackie Gayda or Joy Giovanni is in please?"
The receptionist, in on the prank already did what was asked, she typed both names on the main computer. "I'm sorry miss, there are no names matching our database."
"You're kidding me." Satori started to panic, until she saw a familiar face. "Charlie…Thanks ma'm." she said running toward him. "Have you seen Jackie?"
"Yeah…I was just up in her room." He said, staring at her reaction. "Room 215." Satori whipped out her hotel key and sure enough it said room 215.
She knew she wasn't there, and just decided to give up. She took the stairs all the way up to her room, or the room she thought was hers. As she opened the door and turned on the lights…
"SURPRISE!" everyone said in unison, the entire female half of the SD roster was in her room, and her stuff was back. Satori always one to admit when she's been punk'd just started to laugh. They explained to her the tradition of the initiation, and pizza and beer night.
"You guys are bitches." Satori laughed.
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A/N: What a Prank No? Satori made her debut, and who was JBL talking to? Only time will tell! Holla!
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