Station Square, South Park Season 1

Episode 1- SHADOW GETS AN ANAL PROBE Act 2

Station Square Station.

A train is passing by and the cows are standing in line trying to get on.

"Hey, you cows can't get on this train," the Engineer said. "this is a people train. You cows have no business on a people train, alright, 'cause you're cows."

The cows stare at the engineer.

"No, no no, don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me alright, 'cause it's not going to work!"

Just then, Officer Big drives up with his sirens on.

"Hold it right there cows."

Cows start to stampede away from Big.

"Come back here!"

School Cafeteria.

The kids are all in line for lunch. Shadow farts a huge fireball.

"OOOOWWWW! Ooh, I sure am hungry."

"How can you eat when you're farting fire?" Sonic asked curiously.

"Shut up, dude. You're being totally immature."

"Hey look! There's Amy Rose," Tails said.

"Where?" Sonic said looking around for her.

Amy Rose steps into the lunch line. ZOOM in on Sonic who is absolutely in love. Little Hearts form all around his head - and Tchaikovsky's 'Romeo and Juliet' swells up. The other guys see Sonic's reaction and laugh.

"(Singing)Sonic wan-ts to ki-ss Am-y Rose," Shadow teased

"Shut up emo! I don't even like her!"

"I'm not a emo - And you obviously like her, because you throw up every time she talks to you!"

"I do not!"

Amy walks up to the guys.

"Hi guys."

"Hi Amy," said Both Tails and Shadow.

"Here Sonic, this is for you."

Amy hands Sonic a note. Then Sonic VOMITS VIOLENTLY all over himself.

"Ew!" Amy said. "Bye Amy," said Both Tails and Shadow as she walks away.

Sonic opens the note and reads it.

"Holy crap! It says she wants to meet ME at Crystal Pond after school."

(A/N: Does anyone know a lake name from any Sonic games.)

"Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her," Tails said. "Or slip her the tongue," Shadow said.

"Or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her," Knuckles said.

"What? How do you know she has a cat?" Sonic asked.

Silence, Knuckles waits to see if the other guys got the message, then laughs. The rest follow, realizing what Knuckles meant.

"I get it," Shadow said.

"C'mon you guys," Tails said. "We need to figure out how to get out of school so we can get my little brother back!"

The Guys make it to the front of the line, where Vincent is handing lunch trays to the boys and girls.

"Hello there guys," Vincent said. "Hey, Vincent," said all four guys.

"How are you doing?"

"Bad," Tails reply.

"Why bad?"

"Vincent, have you ever had something happen to you... But nobody believed you?" Tails asked.

"Aw, guys, guys, that's a problem we've ALL had to face at some time or another. Here, let me sing you a little song... It might clear things up."

Then Music swells up and Vincent stated singing.

(Singing)

I'm gonna make love to you woman,

gonna lay you down by the fire - And

caress your womanly body, make you

moan and perspire,

"Ah Vincent, Vincent," Sonic said

Gonna get those juices flowin'

"Vincent."

We're making love gravy, love gravy,

"Vincent!"

Love, love, love... GRAVY!-

VINCENT!

Then the music stops.

"Huh, do you feel better?" Vincent asked.

"No!" Tails replied.

"Oh, come on guys, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury steak day!"

"Visitors took Tails's baby sister," Sonic said.

"WHAT!"

Vincent runs around the counter and kneels down by the guy.

"(Whispering) Well what the hell are you doing in school, eating Salisbury steak! Go find her, dammit!"

"Dr.Eggman won't let us out of school," Sonic said. "He thinks we're making it up."

"You ARE making it up!" Shadow yelled.

Just then, Shadow another fireball. But this time, a long, metal object emerges from his ass. It opens like a robotic eye and looks around.

"Whoa!" Sonic said.

"What?" Shadow asked not noticing the robotic eye.

The eye looks around, blinks, then closes itself and zips back into Shadow's ass.

"It's some kind of sembiodic metamorphosis device," Vincent said. "This could mean the visitors want to communicate with us!"

"Oh, I see, now YOU'RE going to join in on the little joke, huh?" Shadow asked Vincent.

"It's no joke guys, this is big!"

"Please Vincent, if I don't get out of school and get my little Sister back from the aliens, my parents are gonna disown me," Tails said as he pleaded.

Vincent thinks for a second.

"Ah, hold on now... You got to help the children," Vincent said.

"You guys sure are going a long way to try to scare me," Shadow said. " AND I WANT MY SALISBURY STEAK!"

Then Vincent pulls the fire alarm.

"Fire Drill! Fire Drill, everybody out. Okay guys, this is your chance."

"Killer, thanks, Vincent," Sonic said.

Then the guys all took off.

"Man oh man, first contact with the alien visitors," Vincent said. "I've got to get myself ready..."

LITTLE TOWN – Station Square.

The guys were walking along the sidewalk singing.

"(Singing) We got out of school... No more school today... We got out of school."

Then Shadow farts a fire ball.

"OHHHH - YOU GUYS, MY ASS! SERIOUSLY.'

"Okay, Shadow," Sonic said. "You can stop farting fire now."

"I would if I could you son of a bitch!"

"Okay, so how do we get my little sister back?" said Tails.

"Would you stop going on about your little sister !" Shadow yelled. "I KNOW it was just a dream! I KNOW I didn't have an anal probe! And I KNOW that I'm not under alien control!"

Suddenly, there is a loud BZAP! Shadow's expression completely changes. His eyes widen - and his mouth curls into a false smile. Strange 30's music starts to play from nowhere and Shadow starts to sing (although his voice isn't his own)

"(Singing) I love to sing-a! About the moon-a and the Juna and the spring-a! I love to sing-a!"

(A/N: I hate the songs from the 1930's, It piss me off.)

Sonic and Tails look on, perplexed.

"(Singing) About a sky of blue or a tea for two."

Just as suddenly as it started, the music stops and Shadow goes back to his normal self. The guys all stare at each other. Shadow looks absolutely baffled.

"What the hell was that!" Sonic said.

"He is under alien control," Tails said. "That thing in his butt is linked up to the visitors."

"Oh, son of a bitch," Shadow said.

To be continue.

Act III will come soon.