I Own nothing but the crossover idea. Not even sure who owns the three groups. Disney, MGM, Rowling's? Well on with the story!

Grandpapa came into the kitchen with a heavy frown. Herman was at work. Lilly was feeding four year old Marilyn. Lilly asks; "what is wrong papa?".

Grandpapa shakes his head, then answers. "Lilly, your third sister's final child has been released from the magical hiding. His guardian almost killed him. I need to go get him. I will need Marilyn. I will also need to contact my great grandniece, Beth. I will get the legal papers, so we can bring him to the US."

"Will it be dangerous for Marilyn?"

"It should not be."

A few months prior; a young boy that had just learned his name was not boy or freak, but Harry Potter. He had been hit obside his head with boiling grease and a cast iron frying pan, for dropping the side of bacon in the other cast iron frying pan, just a few days earlier. He had then been thrown into the cupboard under the stairs. There was plenty of pictures drawn in blood on the walls and ceiling of the cupboard.

MACUSA bent over so far that you could see sunshine out their asses. The reason was Grandpapa was the oldest vampire in the world, he had an Alpha Werewolf child and 'the Frankenstein Monster' in his family, not counting his two daughters, one in California and one in New Jersey.

To MACUSA, keeping both families happy, keeps the US safe. While they are considered benign monsters, both Morticia and Lilly keep the 'real world monsters' in check. While both are Dhampir, Morticia is a witch; Lilly is a half Succubus as well. They both hunt down others that harm normals and wizard folk.

When Queen Elizabeth was given a note that her great (many times) uncle was coming for a family problem. She had all her family get together so she could fill them in. Prince Charlus and Lady Di had died in a Death Eater attack on October 31, 1981. This was the real reason that Harry survived. Any magical that tries to kill a royal will die, so will their superiors. Rabastan Lestrange died instantly after killing Di and then Charles. So at the time Tom is casting the Death Spell at Harry, he was already dying from the magic.

Moody (Barty Jr.) mentions that he would only get a nose bleed from the kids casting the Avada Kedavra at him, because they need to mean it as well as have the power. Most powerful costing spell is Fiend Fire, then the death curse, then the mind control curse, and finally the pain curse. This is why most death eaters cast one AK, then drop to Cruciatus or other dark spells.

Well back to the royal family.

Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips was born: May 15, 1981 to Princess Anne and Captain Mark Phillips. While Princess Beatrice is the oldest daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. Beatrice, (born 8 August 1978), is the eldest of the two sisters, Eugenie (born 23 March 1980). (Changed both dates about ten years.)

Princess Anne is next in line with Prince Andrew third. Princess Zara is forth, Princess Beatrice is fifth, unless Princess Anne dies before prince Andrew and Queen Elizabeth. Then princess Eugenie is sixth. The royal family had nine other royals. Grandpapa is not counted as he is a vampire.

Grandpapa had four daughters, all Dhampirs as he loved live ladies. Lilly Munster had a daughter called Rowena Ravenclaw when young. Morticia Addams had a son when younger called Hel Hufflepuff (father to Helga). Renée who was a Saxe, who was later killed in the French revolution, had a two daughters, married into the Colburg and Gryffindor lines. Wilma married a Norwegian Viking Lord named Hevans. Wilma died in a raid on England. Grandpapa found his great grandson of Wilma in England, having changed his name to an English version of Evans.

So we now understand that both Lilly and Morticia are over a thousand years old and many greats aunts to Harry Potter. Marilyn is the last of Lilly's children's children, as the Grey Lady died with no children and Rowena had no only a squid son, that leads to Marilyn.

So Beth and the family meet Grandpapa, who looks older than Beth and Marilyn. He tells them about their cousin Harry, who is technically a Royal, but about twenty fifth in line. This gets Beth thinking. She makes a deal that both Marilyn and Harry would spend the summers with the girl's of Anne and Andrew and she would officially make him the Duke of Gryffindor. He was, but most magicals were only considered lords of their families.

Zara, Beatrice, and Eugenie became very attached to Harry, so did just about every female in the palace and retinue. Harry at age six asked for martial training for him and the princesses, so they would be able to defend themselves (Harry being abused caused him to ask). Beth, Andrew, Anne, and Captain Phillips thought that was a great idea. At seven, most magicals start to develop their cores beyond what they started with. A retired SAS officer named Granger was hired for the summers.

Now for the flashback to age four. SAS captain John Smith and intelligence agent for MI5 Lieutenant Jane Johnson show up with Marilyn at the Dursleys. After talks of not pressing charges of child abuse, they get the paperwork signed to give Custody to Voivode Sam Drac. They figure he will be sent overseas to the continent. This costs both sides time as they look there for Harry.

At age seven, after the second summer Doctor Granger of the dentist association, was in a meeting with the Grunning's drill company, an illusioned son of the Goblin King, now Captain Johnson of MI5, and a grandson of the Dwarven King. Captain Johnson was looking to get Vernon on tax evasion, as he was still being paid by Dumbledore. Snape had told Lucius about Vernon knowing where Harry might be.

The destruction of Grunning's Drill and several military officers was called a terrorist attack. Snape and Lucius got away with a few of their mercenaries. It was while torturing Captain Johnson they found out he was in America. The Dwarves made a pact with the Royal family against the Death Eaters. The Goblins activated the vault prescriptions after Grandpapa brought in the Horcrux from Harry's scar. The Goblins confiscated the LeStrange vault and fined all untried Death Eater Vaults for ten percent, unless proscribed items were found, then it was twenty five percent.

Lucius was glad he hid everything in the underground cavern he had.