The Interview Show

'With your host, the ever so prodigious, Holly!'

(PART TWO)

Holly: Now, it's time to move on to our next guest…the cute and adorable Tamao!

(Tamao sweat drops as people in the crowd cheer for her)

Holly: Hello, Tamao. How are you?

Tamao: I'm very good thank you.

Holly: I'm just going to ask you a few questions, is that alright?

Tamao: Of course.

Holly: The first question is…how do you feel about working for the Asakura family?

Tamao: oh, it's ok. Recently I've been hanging out with Yoh and his friends.

Holly: How has that been?

Tamao: It's been fun, actually. I do get a bit nervous being around them sometimes, because they're so confident and strong and well…I'm not.

Holly: That's ok. There's nothing wrong with being shy. But speaking about being with Yoh and the gang, in your opinion, how do you think they're doing?

Tamao: Oh, well, I think they're doing very well. I recently saw the fight with team Ren.Horo Horodid a very good job beating that prophecy singer guy. They've all come a long way.

Holly: Do you think it's because of Hao's book?

Tamao: Partly. But I also think they're strong because they work hard.

Holly: I'd also like to know how your fortune-telling is going.

Tamao: Oh, it's doing well. I'm getting better and better everyday. Like yesterday, I predicted that Ren's team would have Chinese for dinner. And they did!

Holly: T.T;;; you do know they always have Chinese, right?

Tamera: …no…

Holly:(sweatdrop) well, than I guess we can call it a prediction…

Tamao: ;-; oh, I messed up again…

Holly: (waves arms around) No! No! You did just fine! Lastly, I'd like to ask you about your commercial.

Tamao:(sweatdrop) Oh, that announcing commercial I did?

Holly: Yesh, I watched it this morning. I thought you did an amazing job announcing each victory. But how did you get the part?

Tamao: Well, I got bored of looking for a place that sell keychains cheep enough for Anna's liking…so I just found myself walking around. Then I ended up in some studio and one of the Shaman tournament referees asked if I'd like to host the commercial.

Holly: Ah, I see. Well I wish you luck in show biz!

Tamao: Thank you!

Holly: Oh, and by the way…

Tamao: Yeah.

Holly: ¬.¬ you don't have a crush on Horo, right?

Tamao: O.O…What?…No…

Holly: ¬.¬ good…

Tamao: O.O…um…

(Tamao edges away from Holly and goes off stage while people in the audience are blinking in confusion)

Holly: NOW! We've met a lot of the good guys…now it's time for some baddies! Let's welcome the most ruthless, yet polite, evil guy in Shaman King that we know! Give it up for…Zeke!

(Zeke walks out on stage while thousands of girls in the crowd stand up clapping and cheering for Zeke)

Holly: Hello, Zeke.

Zeke: (finishes waving to his fans) Hello, Holly. How are you?

Holly: I'm fine thank you. I would like to first of all, ask if I can call you by your Japanese name, Hao?

Zeke: Of course…I'm not too fond of my dubbed name…it doesn't make me seem evil enough.

Holly: Alright then. Now, I'm sure everyone's wondering why you hate humans so much.

Hao: Well, you see, Holly, they're disgusting creatures who do nothing but destroy the earth that gave them so much. They've also wronged Shamans in so many ways. …no offense of course.

Holly: (sweatdrop) None taken…at the moment. This is a non-bias interview show; I can't really hate what you say...publicly...

Hao: I see.

Holly: I'd also like to ask you about what you think of Yoh and his friends.

Hao: They are all becoming stronger and I'm very pleased about it. It's a shame they can't see things the way I see them, and that will cause problems once I become the Shaman King.

Holly: If you do win, will you kill Yoh? Your own flesh and blood?

Hao: If he does not join me, then I'll have no choice.

Holly: I believe it's a shame that you see all humans the same-because we're not all bad people, though I must admit that you're right when it comes to stealing resources. But if you were to eliminate all humans, what do you think the world would be like?

Hao: Well, it'd certainly be a lot nicer than it is now.

Holly: How can you justify that? Can you use examples that may convince people from…oh…let's say Yoh's team?

Hao: Of course. Let's see. The world's resources would come back…and…let's see…use an example from Yoh's team. That man, Ryu, would not have to worry about being shunned. All of us shaman would get along.

Holly: How are you sure of that?

Hao: Because I would make it that way. And…the blue haired boy's little koropokkur (mynusions) would come back.

Holly: Oh yes, I thinkHoro-chan would love to see that.

Hao: Mm-hm, Mm-hm. (nods his head in agreement)

Holly: These are all very good reasons…but what about the humans who are kind and compassionate?

Hao: There are no such things…

Holly: Really?

Hao: Yes. Deep down inside humans hate what they fear, and they fear us shaman, so they will try to attack us so that we do not over power them.

Holly: Yes, yes, I can agree with that. But if you could save perhaps one human, who would it be?

Hao: None…they all deserve to die…no offense.

Holly: That's alright, I understand. But one last question about this 'hating humans' thing. What if the human race were to change their ways…would you be willing to let them off the hook?

Hao: No, not really. They've already done too much damage to go back. I'm sorry.

Holly: That's alright. Well, I hope one day you'll be satisfied.

Hao: I hope so too. Thank you for having me on your show.

Holly: Well thank you for being here.

(Hao leaves while millions of fangirls go starry-eyed and millions of guys either glare or cheer Hao on)

Holly: The next little guy used to be great…but is now stuck in a fight in his subconscious! Let's welcome Lyserg!

(Lyserg walks out to meet Hao face to face (The audience gasps and hides))

Holly: O.o oh boy…

(Hao gives Lyserg a smile while Lyserg gives Hao a nasty glare)

Holly:(sweatdrop) Least Hao's being nice about it…

Lyserg: I'll kill you one day, Zeke, for what you did you my parents.

Hao: Now, now, Holly and I have decided it's Hao right now.

Lyserg: oh…well, I'll kill you one day, Hao-

Hao: Yes, I heard you the first time.

(Hao walks off stage and the audience comes out from hiding)

Holly:(sweatdrop) Hello, Lyserg.

Lyserg: Hello, Holly. Before we get started, I'd like to know why you'd invite someone like Zeke…I mean…Hao, here?

Holly: Like I told Hao before, this is a non-bias show. We'd all like to hear both sides of the story. Besides, Hao is an important character to the story whether you like it or not.

Lyserg: …Hmmm…alright then…only because this show isn't bias.

Holly: I'm glad you see it my way. Speaking of Hao, why do you hate him so much?

Lyserg: Why shouldn't I? He not only hurts people and shaman, but he killed my parents.

Holly: I can see why you'd hate him for the whole parents thing…but if someone he was picking on had a problem, they should be able to deal with it on their own, ne?

Lyserg: I really don't think a human can defend themselves against Hao.

Holly: (glares)

Lyserg: …no offense.

Holly: I'll let it pass this once. Now, anyway, how is your dousing going?

Lyserg: Not bad.Morphinand I are getting better at it everyday.

Holly: I'm happy to hear that. So all is well with you than?

Lyserg: Well, as you said before, I'm still debating with myself what I should really be doing. After what Yoh said about hurting myself and Morphin…well…I've been thinking about the whole fighting ordeal.

Holly: Hmmm. I wish I could help you out, but this is something you need to think about on your own.

Lyserg: Yes, I know.

Holly: On the thought of the X-laws, how is everything going with them?

Lyserg: Everything is ok. We're planning some new things, but I really shouldn't say what it is.

Holly: Oh yes, of course. You should keep that stuff confidential so you can surprise us all in the future.

(Some audience members pout)

Holly: Do you think you'll be joining Yoh and everyone else anytime soon. Ryu had mentioned that everyone misses you.

Lyserg: I'm glad to see that they care, but until I can completely figure things out I'm going to stay with the X-laws. I really wish Yoh would join us though. We'd be an unbeatable team.

Holly: Oh yes, I can believe it. Well thank you for being here Lyserg.

Lyserg: Thank you for having me.

(Girls of the audience all do that 'aaaaaawww' thing as Lyserg leaves)

Holly: Ok! Now-because we're still in the thought of the X-laws-here are Marco and Jeanne, also known as, the Iron Maiden!

(Marco wheels Jeanne out to the stage. The Stage crew has to help Marco lift the coffin-dealy onto the stage. Marco continues to push the Iron Maiden to the spot beside the chair. Jeanne walks out of the coffin-dealy. The audience boo's at first…than begins to blink in confusion.)

Holly: ¬.¬ you know, it would've been a lot easier if Jeanne had come out of the coffin thing and then come on stage.

Marco: This is the way we do this. If you have a problem with it-

Holly: T.T;;; Never mind, ok… NOW! How are you two?

Marco: …There are two question marks…

Holly: (sees Marco peering at the question cue cards) That's because there are two people…I guess.

Marco: Ok.

Holly: Anyway, like I asked Lyserg before, why do you guys hate Hao so much?

Marco: We hate Zeke-

Holly: Now, now, let's not use evil dub names.

Marco: Because of his bastard ways we'll call him the lowest of the low.

Holly: Ok, a) this is a NON-BIAS SHOW…we respect everyone here, and b) this is a G-RATED SHOW we do not swear here.

Marco: Well I'd say that was pretty bias.

Holly: Well I didn't ask you that…I asked you your opinion on Hao…why you hate him so much?

Marco: (gets pretty steamed)

Jeanne: (puts hand up to gesture to Marco to calm down) It's alright, Marco. I will explain. You see, Hao is trying to wipe out humans and shaman that won't listen to him about his perfect world.

Holly: I'd say that'd pretty hypocritical of you to say that. Aren't you doing the same thing?

Marco: HOW DARE YOU CALL JEANNE A HYPOCRITE! I SHALL SMITE THEE!

Jeanne: Marco, calm down, she is only being ignorant.

Holly: O.o! Say what now?

Jeanne: As I was saying, I and the X-laws are only trying to make a world were people and shaman live in peace under our rule.

Holly: I see…but how does this make people happy?

Jeanne: Because our rules are to benefit everyone.

Holly: T.T;;; uh-huh. And you think this'll make everyone happy?

Marco: OUR LEADER JEANNE HAS SPOKEN!

Holly: ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! I DIDN'T ASK YOU! Now, (turns back to Jeanne) Lyserg tells me you have a new plan that's very hush-hush. But could you tell us the basics for it? Is it meant for Yoh and his team, or is it some sort of attack on Hao.

Jeanne: I wish I could tell you, but you are not a member of the X-laws…also, you are a non-bias person. That's not a bad thing, but when it comes to Hao you must know he is a very bad being who needs to be destroyed.

Holly: Being a human myself, I can understand the concepts of not wanting to be destroyed…but I also believe that we should continue living the way we are…just as long as we can slow down the whole over using resources thing like Hao said.

Marco: You mustn't listen to anything he says!

Holly: …non…bias…do you understand that word?

Jeanne: (turns to the audience) I wish you all would join the X-laws, so together we can stop Hao from his evil plans.

Holly:(sweatdrop) Well said. Anyway, thank you both so much for being here. The audience and I greatly appreciated your opinion.

Jeanne: Thank you for having us, and letting us bring some sense to you and your people.

Holly: O.O…um…ok…(sweatdrop) just don't be hypocritical…remember…you're no better than Hao when you attack someone for not listening to you.

Jeanne: But our attacks are justified.

Holly: I don't think attacking someone because they won't join you is justified…but hey, I'm not your mom, I can't tell you what to do. And I'm certainly not God, so I can't say what exactly is right and wrong. But good luck with your plans for a better future.

Jeanne: Thank you…good luck to you too.

(Jeanne goes back in the coffin-dealy and Marco (angrily) wheels her off stage)

Holly: Unfortunately, I've reached my limit of the seven page script…so…I'm going to have to continue another-Wait…that was the old limit Because of my popularity…I can go double time! YAY! 14 Pages! Now, where was I? Right! About to introduce our next guest, but first! A commercial break!


P'g: WHOOT! There's Chapter Two! R&R all! Next time is...er...Pirika, Silva...um Chocolove maybe...argh...I don't know but whoever is next is next...