The Interview Show
'With your host, the ever so prodigious, Holly!'
Holly: Now that we're back from the break, I can welcome Pirika-Horo Horo's sister-to the show.
Pirika: (who's already in her seat, waves to the crowd and blows them kisses)
Holly: How are you, Pirika?
Pirika: I'm wonderful, Holly! Thank you for asking!
Holly: Now, on with the interview. Can I ask howHoro-chan is?
Pirika: Most certainly! My brother is just fine! He's working some what hard. (Horo Horo: (behind the scenes) O.O! (gets ticked off)SOMEWHAT HARD? TRY ABSOLUTELY HARD / Yoh: (sweatdrop) )
Holly: I hear you and Anna have come up with some very difficult training programs.
Pirika: Yes we have. Unfortunately,Horo Horohas only succeeded to reach the second level…which, according to me, is not good enough.
Holly: Do you think you could be pushing him a little too hard?
Pirika: Nope! Not at all. He's just not trying hard enough…
Holly: What do you think about his fellow competitors?
Pirika: Ha! They don't hold a candle to my brother! He'll beat them all no problem…
Holly: You DO know that during the entry rounds he lost to Yoh…right…
Pirika: THAT IS TO NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN… I assure it!
Holly:(sweatdrop) um…ok. Isn't there anyone who might pose a threat to Horo Horo?
Pirika: Well, for now only Zeke-
Holly: Hao…
Pirika: right…Hao, sooooooooorta the Z-laws-
Holly: the…X-laws, you mean?
Pirika: Yeah, whoever the heck they are…and probably team Asakura are the only teams that pose a threat.
Holly: Once the tournament becomes one on one do you think thatChocolove and Ren will pose a threat to Horo Horo?
Pirika: Ren I could see posing a threat to Horo Horo…but Chocolove…HA! I mean, don't get me wrong, he's funny…but funny is all he is…
Holly: Ah, I see. Now, I'd like to know,Horo Horohas a koropokokuru…do you have one?
Pirika: They're not pets!
Holly: I never said they were…I was just asking if you had one…for…spirit control or something.
Pirika: No, but I do love all of them, and I visit them whenever possible.
Holly: Well thank you for stopping by to answer some questions.
Pirika: You're more than welcome! Bye!
(Pirika hops out of her seat and skips off the set)
Holly: Now, we have Silva, one of the referees of the Shaman Tournament, joining us today.
(Silva walks out waving to everyone. He is wearing an 'I love Shaman King' sticker)
Holly:(sweatdrop) Nice sticker…
Silva: Oh yes, I brought one for you too.
Holly: YAY!
Silva: ¬.¬ but it'll cost you.
Holly:(glaring sweatdrop)… Anyway…how are you?
Silva: I'm very good. And you?
Holly: Wonderful. Now, what can you say exactly about the tournament and how it's going?
Silva: I believe the tournament is going extremely well despite the fact that the X-laws and Zeke-or as I've heard you say Hao-are in it.
Holly: Oh yes, and how are Team Asakura and Team Ren doing in your P.O.V?
Silva: Pov…?(Sweatdrop) Oh wait, you mean Point of View…I believe that both teams are becoming very strong and that they will certainly be tough teams to beat. But they aren't the only hard teams to beat…and I'm not just referring to Hao and the X-laws.
Holly: Ok, well, thanks for dropping by and-
Silva: (ignores Holly and turns to the audience) I brought merchandise for everyone to buy! It'll be out in the lobby where you can get things like t-shirts for $23.99 and a signed baseball cap by Yoh himself for $19.99
Holly:(glaring sweatdrop)(grumbles while she pushes Silva off the stage (Silva: but I'm not done yet…))
(Silva is pushed off stage while the audience sweatdrops)
Holly: Well, on to our next guest…you've heard his team name, and even his own name…give it up for Chocolove!
(A few people zone out and cover their ears while others just sit their blinking and some people give a few claps. Holly once again must give the audience an evil glare. The crowd goes wild with applauding)
Chocolove: THEY REALLY LOVE ME!
The Same Dude from Ryu's Segment: (cough)
Holly: (glares) Would you quit coughing…
TSDfRS: Sorry…
Holly: so, Choco, how's life?
Chocolove: Sizzlin'
Holly: That's good…So, how do you feel being apart of Team Ren?
Chocolove: XD How do I feel being apart of Ren…let's just say…I'm his funny bone! (laughs hysterically)
The audience: -.-;;;
Holly:(sweatdrop) Uh…that's great, Choco…So…have you had any turns off being on a team withHoro Horoand Ren?
Chocolove: Nope…but this morning we had some turn ups! (Laughs hysterically again…)
Holly: -.-;;; Good for you. Ok, so how do you feel being Yoh's friend? One time you questioned being with him and the others over an issue with the X-laws.
Chocolove: Yeah, I was just worried that maybe I didn't make the right decision being apart of their group, but now I realize that they're actually cool (starts to shiver) people.
Everyone: (glares at Choco)
Holly: um…ok…Now, thinking back on the X-laws and Hao…
Jocko: How what? XD! (A/N: In case you didn't get it, it was a pun on Hao's name...)
Holly: (glares at him)shut up and listen would you? I'm just trying to do my job!
Chocolove: ;-; sorry…
Holly: That's ok! Like I was saying, back on the subject of the X-laws and Hao, what was it like walking right into the middle of it?
Chocolove: XD Well, it'd be pretty dangerous…I could be attacked…
Holly: (eye twitches) Look…answer the God damn question…
Chocolove: O.O;;; um…;;; well, it was kind of difficult to keep up with what was going on…but after they explained things to me I picked up (holds a basket with notes) on what was going on!
Holly: ¬.¬ what did I say about answering the question…
Chocolove: ;-; But I did…
Holly: I was going to ask you to do a joke for everyone…
The audience: (moans and groans)
Holly: …but because you kept adding jokes in there's no need for one…
The audience: YAY!
Chocolove: (frowns) Aw, I had a good one too…
Holly: (waves him off) Oh well…too ba-
Chocolove: It's about Horo Horo!
Holly: stops O.O! About Horo-chan?… Go on…
Chocolove: …um…(scratches head thinking about what to say) XD his dubbedname itself is a joke!
Holly: I don't get it…
Chocolove: (gets those tray cart dealies that are at those fancy restaurants. He pushes two) XD Racing Trays! (A/N: I know it's actually spelt Trey...but whatever...)
Holly: That's so stupid it's actually funny…
Horo Horo: (comes out from behind the scenes) WHY I AUTA! (Starts to chaseChocolove around)
Jocko: XD Oh the HoroHoro…(runs away)
Holly: XD now that one I got! (giggles)
Chocolove: YAY! (still running from Horo Horo) She thought it was funny!
(Horo HorocatchesChocolove and starts beating him up. The crowd starts to cheer for Horo Horo. The producer has to break them up. The crowd sighs indisappointment.Horo HoroandChocolove are carried off the stage.)
Holly:(sweatdrop) Anyway…Now it's time to bring out all the guardian ghosts! But first-so we can give them some time to all get here-a commercial!
(20 random commercials come on)
Holly: ok…so now we're back with all of the Ghosts and- (the Opera (Winfrey)themesong comes on) (glares)
Music guy-for the show-: Whoops…sorry…
Holly: Like I said, the ghost cast is here and we're all going to have a short discussion about the Shamans. So, Bason, what do you think of…oh…let's say Hao?
Bason: um…he's…mean…
Holly: um…ok…anything else?
Bason: He's…bad…?
Holly:(glares) ok that's enough…Kororo…what do you think of Ren?
Kororo: (some strange language dealy)
Holly: …ok…in English?
Tokageroh: I believe she said 'he's kind of a loner'.
Kory: (Smiles)
Tokageroh: I was right again! I'm getting good at this game!
Holly: (sweatdrop) Ok…Anyway, Amidamaru…What do you think of…Horo Horo?
Amidamaru: Well, I have known him long enough to say that he's a worthy opponent to Yoh…and…um…
Holly:(glaring sweatdrop)What with all the 'ums' from you guys?
Amidamaru:(sweatdrop) Us ghosts really just 'hang out' as you call it with each other or our shaman.
Holly: oh? So do you guys know anything about any other shaman?
Mic: (kitty smile)
Tokageroh: I believe he means 'yes, we do'.
Mick: (kitty smile)
Tokageroh: I LOVE THIS!
Holly:(sweatdrop) Wonderful…So uh…how life with Hao "Spirit of Fire"?
SoF: …I don't know…I'm just a big red dude… (A/N: I know he's OOC here...but whatever)
Holly:(glaring sweatdrop)Ok…and what about you Pyron? Everyone says that you have a 'special' relationship with Jun. (Ren: (backstage) WHAT?)
Pyron:(sweatdrop) Um…I don't know what you're talking about…
Holly:(glares) riiiiiiiiiiiight. Anyway…that's enough of the spirits…now back to the characters.
Amidamaru: we are characters…
Holly: correction…now back to the characters that matter.
Amidamaru: ;-;
(All the guardian ghosts- and Kororo-all shrug and go off stage)
P'g: Ok...that's part three of four! Next we've got Ren and Horo Horo...and Jun...erm...and someone else... R&R!
