Case of the Clownnapping

A Kim Possible/JoJo's Circus Fanfiction

By: Duo 'God of Death' Maxwell is somehow, the first Kim Possible/JoJo's Circus Fanfiction story ever, I'm serious. Some characters from both series were used here to give the story some funny but action-packed touch. Also, the fanfic would take a lot of time to finish. So please patience in a must.

Copyrights:

Jojo's Circus © 2006 Jim Jinkins/David Campbell/Lisa Heart Jinkins/Eric Weiner, Disney.

Kim Possible © Bob Schooley/Mark MaCorkle, Disney.

Prologue:

"YOU TWEEBS! Get back here!"

Sunday Morning, as usual in the Possible Family house in Middleton, Jim and Tim had been chased by Kim because of their grooming robot gone nuts and ruined Kim's hair. She started to chase the two downstairs and ends in the kitchen, where Mrs. Possible is preparing breakfast. She notice kimmy's bad hairdo. "Whoa. What happened to your hair Kimmy?" Mrs. Possible asked. "Mom, those tweebs messed up my hair again!" She said while pointing her fingers to the twins. Her hair was streaked upward into the ceiling.

"Mom, we just improved our grooming robot so he can't ruin someone who wanted a haircut." Jim said. "But we accidentally forgot to insert the program chip inside." Tim said. "And this happens." Kim said to the twins. "Remember tweebs, my room: Off Limits. My Kimunicator: Off Limits. My Hair: DOUBLE OFF LIMITS!" Kim said, totally frustrated. "Sorry." Both the twins apologized. "Hey! How about we work on the rocket fuel?" Tim said to his twin. "Cool! Let's do it." Jim agreed, and the tweebs took off to the garage to work on their creation. Just then, Ron enters the scene (Earlier, he entered in the front door of the Possible Family house). "Hi KP." Ron said to Kim, until he noticed the hair. "Whoa! What's with the new style KP?"

"Don't ask." Kim said as she combs her hair. "Sorry, I guess that style suits you." Ron bluffs. "Ron!" Kim said angrily. "Okay! Okay! Well good thing I and Rufus were going to Bueno Nacho tonight." Ron said happily as Rufus pops out from his pocket and did the same expression as Ron. "Let me guess: Chiburrito night?" Kim guessed.

"Yehey!" Rufus rejoiced. "How did you know KP?" Ron asked. "It's obvious, Bueno Nacho announced it when you invented the Chiburrito." Kim said. "Yeah I know. My parents need to go to Norway to visit their relatives." Ron said. "And I need to stay with you for a while until my parents return." He continued as he smells some toast. "Is there are toast in here?" Ron asked. Mrs. Possible was now serving breakfast to the two. "Well yes Ron. Kim, your father will be down any minute now." Mrs. Possible reminded the two.

"Thanks mom." Kim said as she, Rufus and Ron starts to eat their breakfast. "Ron, I guess sometimes your family was a bit weird." Kim said. "Hey! Don't say that! Your hair is really………" Before he can continue, Kim became really angry and stared Ron. "Yipe!" Rufus said as he scurries back into Ron's pocket. "Okay, so your hair isn't weird today." Ron said in a scared tone.

Finally, Mr. Possible came to the scene with a letter. "Hi dear." Mrs. Possible said. "Hi Mr. Possible, you know, Ron's is in the house." Ron said and bragged. "Hi dad, any news?" Kim asked. "Yes, Kimmy, guess what?" Mr. Possible said. "Let's see………been promoted again dad?" Kim guessed. "Wrong Kim." Mr. Possible said. "So what Mr. P?" Ron asked. "Well you won't believe this; my college friend Dr. Edmond Van Tickle is inviting us to his hometown." Mr. Possible said the good news. "That's nice dear. It's a good thing that your old friend recognized your skill as a Rocket Scientist." Mrs. Possible said. "Wait Dad. Where is Dr. Edmond's hometown anyway? You know he could live next door." Kim asked her parents.

Both Mr. and Mrs. Possible looked at each other in brief silence. Then, they looked at Kim and Ron and tell them the answer "Circus Town." They simply answered. Kim, Ron and Rufus were confused on the place, as well as the invitation as they looked each other.

(Playing Opening song: Call Me, Beep Me)

ACT ONE:

A couple of hours later after hearing the news, the Possible Family along with Ron and Rufus left Middleton and travel by Army plane thanks to Commander Perry. The flight would take about 70 minutes before it reaches Circus Town.

After 70 minutes, the plane lands on Circus Town Airport and the whole family including Ron and Rufus got off the plane. Kim then gives thanks to the Commander. "Thanks for the lift Commander Perry." She said. "It's at least I can do for you after you helped us on the terrorist incident in Afghanistan." Perry replied. "No big. We just only carry some medical supplies for the soldiers and foiled Bin Laden's plans, so not the drama." Kim said. "Well that's okay Kim. And I guess your father was respected in the Science world. Well see you later Kim; we got to bring order back in Iran." Perry said as went back to the plane. "Well, I guess we need to go on." Mr. Possible said and the whole family agreed.

Minutes later, they finally went inside the airport, showed their passport and finally went out into the airport parking lot. They finally saw a clown car waiting for them and also a fat clown with red hair, a big red nose and wear a large clown costume. "Whoa. Where's Dr. Edmond?" Kim asked his father. "Yeah Mr. Possible, we can only see a clown and his car." Ron said. "Uh huh." Rufus agreed on what Ron said. "Don't worry; he's Dr. Edmond Van Tickle. Isn't that right?" Mr. Possible said. "Righty-yo, Shelby! Oh yeah, I'm now called Mr. Tickle now." The clown said as he winked at the two, proving he's Dr. Edmond. The two opened their mouth, but no words would come out. They had no clue that they were facing up to Dr. Edmond this way. "Whoa! I didn't know he was a clown!" Ron said. "Cool!" Both the twins said. "I don't believe it." Kim said, a bit smug.

After that coincidence, the family was inside Mr. Tickle's car, approaching to his humble home. As the car rides through different places in Circus Town, Mr. Tickle and Mr. and Mrs. Possible talked about their successes, Kim was still in a smug hearing about Mr. Tickle's new life. "I can't believe it. My dad has a CLOWN friend for a Professor?" Kim said. "Kim, you know clowns were sometimes good." Ron cheers her up. "Ron, he's Dr. Edmond Van Tickle. I don't know why he gave up science and became a clown." Kim wondered. "Well maybe it's family tradition. Or their parents don't agree. Or how about we ask Wade perhaps?" Ron suggests. "Fine by me." Kim said as she pulls out her Kimunicator and contacts Wade. "Wade, do you know a person named Dr. Edmond Van Tickle?" Kim asks.

Wade responded on the Kimunicator. "Let me guess, you were in Circus Town right?"

"Duh?"

"Okay. Let me tell you this, Dr. Edmond Van Tickle is a renowned Scientist who went to the same academy as your father and you know who." Wade said. "Drakken right?" Kim guessed. "Bingo! In the academy days, he developed a blueprint for the machine called the Geoseismic Converter."

"Geo what?" Ron asked in confusion.

"Geo, as in, slang for earth." Kim said metaphorically. "Yeah, I almost forgot that." Ron said. "Anyway, back to the topic. The Geoseismic Converter is a special generator that can convert geothermal heat into much powerful seismic energy. It was used for earthquake research" Wade explained. "For short?" Ron asked. "It can create Earthquakes. But why did Mr...I mean, Dr. Edmond Van Tickle discontinued the project?" Kim asked. "Simple. There is a possibility that they will use it for evil." Wade explained. "Like Draken?" Ron guessed. "Right there Ron." Wade said. Mr. Tickle then looked at the two discussing about his past career. "'Guess you two were discussing about my past career right?" Mr. Tickle asked.

"Yes Dr. We really don't know you developed a dangerous weapon back there." Kim said. "I know, since Dru showed us the Phoebe Project, we almost laughed. Until I heard that he improved it and tried to kidnap your dad and the other scientists." Mr. Tickle said. "Yeah, I do remember that." Ron said as he thinks with Rufus. "Riiight. I think that's the reason why you discontinued your personal project." Kim said. "I hope you're right. You know he somehow stole some of the plans on my Geoseismic Converter. I hope he didn't build it." Mr. Tickle worriedly said.

We then now go to Draken's new hideout in the east forest in Circus Town. The hideout was built like a giant fortress with a strange giant contraption on the back. The walls has high security and it was heavily guarded by Teddy Bears (I'm serious, Teddy Bears). Inside, as usual, Drakken and his assistant Shego were totally watching on the town.

"Okay, this is the worst hideout you ever built. In Circus Town with some Teddy bears as your workers." Shego said annoyingly. "Would this get any worse?" She said again. Drakken however, was working on a big doomsday device. "Not now Shego, I'm finishing my Geoseismic Annihilator." Drakken said as he works. "Well, I didn't know you picked a spot for me to go bananas, just to build your doomsday device." Shego said, looking at the mad scientist. "And also you're much crazier than the man who is running naked in a Blink 182 music video." Shego continued as she watches the music video on her portable player.

"Shego, that's not why I picked this spot to set up my Geoseismic Annihilator, there's much better reason for that." Drakken said as he finished working the Geoseismic Annihilator. "I got much better scheme in my mind." Drakken said in an evil tone. "And that is?" Shego said confusingly as Drakken shows two photos of the men she must bring to their evil hideout. "You there, must kidnap my old colleagues who laughed on my early project!" Draken said.

"Hm……Mr. Possible and……who's is this guy?" She asked while pointing to the right photo of Mr. Tickle. "That, my assistant, is Dr. Edmond Van Tickle, the one who created the blueprints of the Geoseismic Generator, now Geoseismic Annihilator." Drakken explained. "But he's a clown, how do you suppose he create this Geoseismic Generator?" Shego asked. "Simple, he retired from being a professor and became a clown instead. His daughter, JoJo Van Tickle somehow had inherited his genes as a former professor." Drakken said. "Yeah, so should I kidnap her also?" Shego said annoyingly. "No. Just get the big fish as I said. Now go!" Drakken commanded. "Alright! Alright!" Shego said as she leaves the hideout by plane and starts finding Mr. Possible and Mr. Tickle.

Back at Circus Town, the whole Possible Family along with Ron and Rufus was now inside Mr. Tickle's house after they arrived. The house looks like a gigantic clown shoe, not like Old Mother Hubbard's. Inside, everyone was impressed on the Tickle Family's gesture as Peaches, Mr. Tickle's wife bring them some snacks. "Well it's really a coincidence that we didn't have guests from another town, especially the old friend of my husband." Peaches said. "Thank you. You really are a good cook Mrs. Tickle, especially you married a former scientist." Mrs. Possible said. "Hi. Hi. Hi. Well you know my husband really liked his new career." Peaches said. "Well you really impressed on them dear, my old friend here is now a renowned rocket scientist, her wife is a Brain Surgeon, they have smart twins, and a good teenage sister who goes saving the world." Mr. Tickle.

"You heard that Jim." Tim said. "Yeah!" Jim said.

"No big. It's what I do. Ron and Rufus helped me also." Kin said. "Yes Mrs. T! 'Cause I got the Ron Factor!" Ron said. "Heh Heh!" Rufus agreed. Peaches was really impressed and said: "Well that's nice. I hope you could meet our daughter."

"Your daughter, you mean you had a daughter?" Kim said confusingly.

"Yesseree Kim." Mr. Tickle said. "Whoa, I didn't know you got a daughter Mr. T." Ron said. "Of course they had Ron. Her name is JoJo. She's about 6 years old." Mrs. Possible said. "A 6-year old, I guess she could be a bit spoiled." Kin said. "That's not funny Kimmy-cub. She's a training clown here. And also an animal lover, she has a pet lion named Goliath. And I guess she has some of my friend's genes in her." Mr. Possible said. "That means, she maybe a bit smart." Kim guessed. "Well I guess so; my husband here has some sort of secret lab under my house, trying to experiment on something. This makes me a bit annoyed at night." Peaches said annoyingly as she looks at Mr. Tickle. "But dear, that's not a big problem." Mr. Tickle said in a sheepish grin. "Oh no! Last day you give me your experimental shampoo that turned my hair into concrete and I almost can't move that time!" She said, remembering how hard for her to move when she was on the floor with her hair was turned into concrete that time. "But I'm the one who give you the antidote. Well maybe JoJo made the antidote because of my guidance." Mr. Tickle said. "Whoa! Hooshah!" The twins said in excitement. "I guess you reminded me of the twins." Kim said.

"Well….." Mr. Tickle said as she looked at his watch. "Oh gee, it's 2:00 PM. I guess me and my buddy had some issues to discuss." Mr. Tickle said. "That's okay. I and Ron will take a look around in this town." Kim said to the two. "Okay Kim." Mr. Possible agreed. "And also, could you go to Circus School and check my daughter for a while? I know you will do it." Mr. Tickle said. "No problemo Mr. T! Were on it!" Ron agreed as Kim and Ron left the house through the front door. As both of them left the house, Shego was looking on the two. "He Heh! This mission could be a piece of cake. And I bet Kim Possible can stop me." Shego said in a evil tone while hiding on the roof.

A couple of hours later, Kim and Ron arrived at Circus School. The place looks like a smaller version of the big top circus. "Are you sure about this? I think we shouldn't accept this." Kim said. "Kim, you know sometimes kids were a bit hard to handle. But this one would be a piece of cake." Ron said. "Mmm…cake!" Rufus said. "Let's go in, shall we?" Kim said, a bit annoyed. The two went inside the school and take a look. They saw a scene that was a bit crazy: cream pies on the left side, some juggling bowling pins and other circus-related stuff. Ron was really amazed on the equipment. "Whoa! This place is much better than clown camp in Camp Gottagrin." Ron said. Rufus scurry around and tried on a mole rat sized clown costume and starts juggling. "Nice one Rufus." He said while Rufus was juggling. Just then, a clown lady with green hair, yellow make-up, red headband and wears a green blouse with strange yellow and purple drop patterns, orange sleeves, red pants and green clown shoes showed up.

"Oh! So you two must be Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, the two best super snoops." The lady said. "Thank you miss, Is this the school where Dr. Edmond Van Tickle's Daughter was studying?" Kim asked. "Of course Kim, I'm their teacher Mrs. Kersplatski. So why did you visit us all of a sudden?" She said. "Well, the Tickle Family invited us here to Circus Town. Friend issues." Kim said. "And I'm invited too because my family is in vacation in Norway." Ron said. "Well isn't that exiting? Come you two, I'll introduce you to my students." Mrs. Kersplatski said. She showed Kim and Ron to the inner room of the school where all the circus performers in training were studying. Inside, they saw only three students. The students saw Mrs. Kersplatski along with Kim and Ron. "Class, I like you to meet Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable."

"Hello Mrs. Possible and Mr. Stoppable." The students greeted.

"Well, I guess it's not hard to find Mr. T's Daughter." Ron said. "We'll see." Kim said. She first asked a young cowboy clown who has dark violet hair, orange clown nose and wears a cowboy hat, a striped shirt with green sleeves, a maroon colored cowboy vest with a sheriff star badge in it, purple shorts, a red shoe on the left foot and a blue one on the right. "Excuse me; does the daughter of Dr. Edmond Van Tickle study with you?" Kim asked. "Of course Mrs. Possible, I'm her best friend. I'm Skeebo Seltzer." He introduced himself. "Well Kim, looks like JoJo and Goliath will be out in a moment. JoJo got some problems with her pet lion Goliath." A girl with light purple hair, yellow skin and a pink clown nose wears a pink stripped dress, blue long socks and a pair of ballet shoes said. "Oh I almost forgot, I'm Trina, Trina Tightrope." She introduced while taking a bow.

"So you're a ballerina right?" Ron asked. "Of course Mr. Stoppable." Trina said. Then, a red-haired girl clown stood up. "I don't know, but it seems that Mrs. Possible did all the work while you were getting the boo-boos." She said. "HEY! That wasn't fair. I also foiled some villains!" Ron retorted. "Ron, were here to check on Dr. Edmond's daughter, not to become a class bully on a school of clowns." Kim warned. "Well your partner in crime's right." Mrs. Kersplatski said. "Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" Rufus said, looking at Ron. Just then, a young clown girl, with pure red hair, wears a yellow long sleeved shirt with a blue collar, blue end sleeves and has some violet, blue and dark blue spot patterns in various sizes. She also wears red and orange vertical stripped pants, blue socks, red shoes and a blue hat with a red ball on top along with a young pet lion appeared. "Mrs. Kersplatski, is she Kim Possible?" The girl asked.

"Of course JoJo. Looks like your father asked her to check you." Mrs. Kersplatski said. Kim can't believe what she saw. The young clown girl is Mr. Tickle's daughter. "I don't believe it. She's JoJo? I thought she would look like a……"

"Nerd?" JoJo said. "No. I guess you looked beautiful, as a kid your age. I'm Kim Possible, and this is my sidekick Ron." Kim introduced. "And that's Rufus." Ron said as he saw Rufus befriends with the young lion, whose respond is a lick. Rufus was cover in saliva as he shakes it off. "Hi Kim! Hi Ron! Hi Rufus! I'm Joanna-Joan Van Tickle; you can call me JoJo for short. And that lion over there is Goliath." JoJo introduced. "Yep!" Goliath responded. "Well that's nice. My family visited yours because my dad and your dad were college friends." Kim said. "Your dad told me you somehow carried his genes as a scientist." Ron said as Rufus and Goliath tried to juggle each other. "Well I guess you're right. I do somehow invent some stuff by mistake. And I red part one of universal physics, I think that's the reason I can balance some clown pins much easier." JoJo explained. "Whoa! That's neat!" Ron said. "Well, I guess that what happens when a Clown and a former Rocket Scientist reproduce." Kim said. "So Mrs. K, do you have some other hobbies other than teaching?" Ron said. "Of course. Do you want to see Kim?" Mrs. Kersplatski said. "Oh boy, I'm not gonna………."

"…Like this." Kim said as she tries to move. It looks like she was beaten up 20 times by Mrs. Kersplarski in martial arts as she tries to help her. "Whoa. You did bring Kim down Mrs. K." Ron said, amazed. "Well, Mrs. Kersplatski knows Martial Arts; she's a 20th level Black Belt." JoJo said. "We sometimes saw her practice during Saturday mornings, isn't that nice?" Skeebo said. "Yeah, It feels that my bones is about to crack like a window." Kim said as she tries to dust off her clothes. Suddenly, her Kimunicator starts to beep. "Kim, what was that?" Maya asked. "It's my Kimunicator, I'll answer it now." She said. Kim pulls out the Kimunicator and answers the call. "Go on Wade." Kim said.

Wade responded on the Kimunicator. "Kim! We got a major problem! I just received a major SMS from Mrs. Possible. It's trouble, and it's bad."

"How's that bad Wade, really bad?" Kim asked. "Major bad, Shego broke into the Tickle Family house and kidnapped both your dad and Dr. Edmond Van Tickle!" Wade responded. "No way! Kim, if there's a Shego………" Ron said seriously. "There's a Drakken!" Kim said seriously also.

End of Act One.