A Change of Heart, Body…and Hair
Summery: When Hermione gets tired of her reputation and looks she turns to Lavender and Pavarti for a complete and total makeover. However she might get more that she bargained for. HBP spoilers for those that have not finished the book. Although I think that if you are reading fanfiction instead of finishing one of the books that is inspiration for this fanfiction, you are a little more than slightly insane. But that's just my opinion.
Disclaimer: Although I am slightly insane I am not so far gone that I think I own the mighty J.K. Rowling's work.
Chapter 3: Thongs and Trust
"What have you done to me!" Hermione screeched, aghast at her new maraschino cherry skin.
Parvati and Lavender exchanged looks.
"Umm well you see, we didn't like realize that you had fallen asleep, until it was like too late. Sorry?" Lavender replied sheepishly.
Hermione had half a mind to leave right then, she never thought that becoming hot would come with skin to match. She scrambled off the lawn chair and began to pace in front of the other girls.
"You tell me to trust you, and then what do you do to me? Oh that's right, you give me skin cancer—" Hermione ranted. Lavender and Parvati each took an elbow and gently steered Hermione into Lavender's kitchen where they fixed her a simple burn potion, all with Hermione's yells ringing in their ears.
It took a while before Hermione realized that the redness and tenderness was gone, replaced by a light brown shade. Lavender and Parvati's smug faces looked down at her.
"Thank you," muttered Hermione.
"OK, now that you've had your little temper tantrum, Par and I think that we definitely need you to show off your body more, and before you even argue, we know that we have to wear our robes during class, but yours are definitely way too frumpy. Besides, there's always evenings and weekends, I mean who wants to be stuck in a body hiding robe all day long?" Lavender said this all very fast, scarcely taking a breath.
Hermione simply stared, trying to decipher the high speed girl-speak after years of hanging out with only boys.
"We're….taking…you…shopping…" Parvati enunciated very slowly.
"OK…" Hermione hesitated, looking down at her newly healed skin. "I guess."
An hour later (Lavender had to find a ponytail that was the exact shade of her earrings) the girls headed to muggle London ("They have all the best shops!" squealed Parvati). Quickly, Hermione was pulled into a very fancy lingerie shop.
"Every good outfit starts from the inside out. So far, you have the determination to want to dress good, so now the next layer comes from good undergarments. Now what do you usually wear for panties?" Lavender asked.
"Umm, I just wear the ones that my mom buys me from the department store." Hermione faltered after seeing the looks of abject horror on the girl's faces.
"OK, this is a thong, from now on this is what you wear, unless you're wearing a skirt, in which case you wear these." Parvati held up a pair of polka-dotted bikini briefs. Hermione opened her mouth to argue, then decided it really wasn't worth the fight.
Hermione was shoved into the change room and made to try on endless undergarments. They left the store with three bras, including Hermione's first push-up, several thongs and several other sexy pieces of fabric.
When they finally arrived back to Lavender's home, Hermione was sore and exhausted. All she wanted to do was crawl up in comfy sweats and fall asleep. Unfortunately, Lavender and Parvati had other plans.
"Where do you guys get your energy from?" Hermione groaned, for the girls were still bouncing around and talking at top speed even though it was pushing midnight. Hermione's moan went unanswered, however as Lavender and Parvati prepared Hermione's worst nightmare: bikini wax.
"Oh, no, you are not putting that on me." Hermione never moved so quickly in her life, out of reach of the girls.
Pavarti merely gave her a look.
"This better not be the kind of trust that ended with me with bright red skin." Hermione warned
Then the fatal words were uttered: "Don't worry!" said Lavender as she and Parvati advanced, hot wax in hand.
A/N: I'm so so so x infinity sorry that I have not updated but I got into my school play and blah blah blah and I figured that no one was actually reading this but then I read the reviews and almost all of them told me to update so here it is! Ok and actually I got a private message begging me to update, so its really thanks to Volleyballgirl-2892 that I'm updating. Ok, I know it's not a stellar chapter but it's the best I could do. She should be revealed the next chapter…hmmm yay something to do during career and life management class!
