Tales of a Legacy
Another semi-pointless one. I just sort of write these as they come to mind.
Also, TALES OF THE ABYSS IS COMING TO NORTH AMERICA YIPPEE! THANK YOU, NAMCO, THANK YOU! cough That is all.
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Title: What Girls Like
Characters/Pairings: Norma, Senel (implied ChloexSenel and ShirleyxSenel)
Warnings: No spoilers, kinda OOC Norma (but not by much in my opinion, the crazy girl)
"You're hopeless," Norma sighed. "How do you expect to ever get a girlfriend?"
"I don't want a girlfriend right now," Senel mumbled. Geez, the guy must be a eunuch, Norma thought. He certainly never showed much interest in hooking up with anyone.
"Be that as it may, Senny, I think it's time I passed down a few secrets. One day you're going to want a girlfriend, and you'll probably scare her off with your attitude." Senel's eye twitched. "So, you're going to be the first in a long line of guys enrolled in Norma's Love School!"
Senel protested, "I don't want to be in your 'Love School'."
Norma didn't seem to hear him. "Just don't fall in love with me, you beast!"
"I'm leaving."
"Oh, no you don't!" Norma leapt onto Senel and pinned him to the ground. For such a tiny girl, she was surprisingly strong. "I won't have you turning into a eunuch on me!"
"…What?"
"Uh, nevermind. Now onward, to the first lesson!"
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A half an hour later Senel found himself on the couch of his house, nearly dozing. Norma had been prattling on and on for what seemed like forever.
"Girls like it when you tell them how pretty they look, or how shiny their hair is, or how big their-"
"Norma," Senel cut in, his voice low with fatigue. "I. Don't. Care." He got up to leave, determined to let no one, especially not the hyper Norma, stop him.
Norma's large brown eyes welled up with unshed tears. "But, but… Senny! We were just getting started! (Senel snorted, they'd been here for a while) You'll end up some kind of gross nerd hermit… like Teach! Or Red! Is that what you want?"
Senel had reached the door by now, and was about to open it. Norma was hit with a thought. "I know! They say clothes make the man, right? So all we have to do is get you some new clothes!" Great, now she's getting hysterical, thought Senel. When he turned and opened his mouth to let loose some scathing comment about Norma's crazy ideas, he was tackled. His head knocked against the door, and he was dazed for a moment.
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Chloe and Shirley knocked on Senel's front door. Both girls were carrying some baskets of food they had baked earlier. There was no answer, but an odd rustling noise from within the house. Deciding that they should venture inside anyway (Senel rarely locked his door since his house became the unofficial meeting place of his comrades) they opened the door and froze.
Norma. In Senel's house. With Senel. ON Senel. While taking his shirt off.
Like some kind of instinctive reaction, Shirley's hair began glowing, and her fingernails began glowing an intense blue. Chloe unsheathed her sword, and got into the stance for her Sword Rain: Omega attack.
Norma had already frozen and put her hands up in a placating gesture. "Okay, I know what this looks like, but I was just trying to help Senny! I promise!"
Chloe and Shirley could no longer hear reason. Their battle cries rang throughout the city as they descended upon Norma.
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Norma received the title of Teacher Chick!
Uh… the end! Yeah… cough
