(Sound of waves and seagulls)
Roshi: "Ah. It sure is a nice day. Wouldn't you say, pig?"
Oolong: "You bet your shady sunglasses, geezer. But you'd need them with how much that hot sun is shining."
(Splash)
Bikini Clad Girl: "AH!"
A young girl in a pink bikini was splashing about near the shore of the beach. She stood with her back facing the old man and Pig as she bent over to cup her hands full of water. Her butt covered only by her cheeky tied bikini bottom was ever so shown off as she sticked it up. It sparkles as the light shines off her wet cheeks.
Oolong: "Perverted giggle! And it seems to get even brighter as it shines off something just as hot!"
Roshi: "Perverted giggle! I don't think sunscreen will be enough! Maybe we should cool off and catch some waves!"
Bikini Clad Girl: "Ah! How refreshing!"
The young girl pours water atop her head as she says this. She then turns to her left and starts running while laughing. Her wet breasts noticeably bounce about with every step as her bikini top did little to restrain them.
Roshi: "HA, Ha, Ha! Oh yeah! I see a couple of things just waving about! Just begging for me to catch um!"
Oolong: "Control yourself, old timer. Just let nature RUN it's course! Snort! And let the waving continue! Snort, snort!"
The 2 perverts continued to gawk at the girls bikini clad bits as she played in the water. The old man kept picking tissues to dry his bleeding nose, while the pig's arm was damp from having to wipe his drooling mouth.
Turtle: "Embarrassed moan! Master Roshi, it's bad enough you keep staring at every pretty girl you see. But you could at least not be so rude as to stare at our guest the same way."
Roshi: "Oh get out of your shell once in awhile, Turtle! When a guest is over, one must enjoy their company while it lasts. And since this guest has decided to grace us with her presence for the next 3 years, who am I to ignore! Ha, ha, ha!"
Turtle: "Sigh. Oh brother."
As the poor turtle's words went on deaf ears, all he could do is sit back and watch as his perverted master kept picking tissues from the box on his back. Meanwhile, the gawking at the young girl's bikini clad body continues.
Good Launch: "Bulma! I just got a call from Puar, and it looks like the boys will be back soon."
As the 2 perverts were enjoying one young beauty, another comes from inside the house to say this.
Bulma: "It's about time. Just what did you have them spend the whole day doing."
As Bulma looks over at Roshi, he quickly hides all his used tissue.
Roshi: "Cough, cough. Oh, nothing special. They're just running across the island carrying weights through a few different areas. Each with their own difficulties. One must test their abilities in all kinds of environments to truly grow. That's why I sent Goku out on his own."
Roshi holds his head high as he speaks his wisdom for all to hear. But at the same time he was trying to hide the fact he was getting them to work for his own profit.
Bulma: "I guess you really do know your stuff when it comes to training. Alright, I'll get changed and we can head back to the island to welcome them back."
Roshi & Oolong: "...Damn!"
The 2 perverts could only show disappointment as their little show was about to come to an end. Bulma came running out from the water to the house. There Launch lent her a towel to dry off.
Oolong: "What about that other chick? Why didn't she get in the water too?"
Roshi: "Oh trust me, I've tried to get her in there. But she said she's not very good when it comes to cold water. So I tried sun bathing, but she said her skin's too sensitive for that. I've tried suggesting she see what it's like to feel the breeze through the window as she wears a bikini."
Oolong: "What'd she say to that?"
Roshi: "Well I open the window to give her a taste, and then-
While they were talking, Bulma who was drying off her legs suddenly brought the towel up too fast and whipped some sand into Launch's face.
Good Launch: "Ah, ah, ah, ahahahah-
It was at that moment that everyone there felt like they were struck by lightning. And they all knew something far worst was about to strike.
Good Launch: "ACHOO!"
As the sweet girls hair turned from blue to yellow and her facial expression changed, they all knew the Devil had returned. All they could do was stare at said Devil as they were too afraid to think. But then she wiped the sand off her face.
Bad Launch: "So you like throwing sand in my face, huh? Sorry, but there's only one thing I like on my face. And that's gun powder!"
As she yells that, she quickly pulled out a gun and started shooting everyone.
Everyone: "AHHHH!"
They all run in terror as bullet after bullet comes flying in their direction.
Roshi: "And then something came in through the window causing her to sneeze! You can guess the rest!"
Oolong did just that as the rest of the bullets came flying their way while they ran.
(To be continued)
