a/n:

ya know Vampyre-laidy696, I was thinking the same thing while I was typing it and I was thinking of having Kag say something like stop hanging around Mir, but then I thought Id point it out in this chapter for how close of Best friends Miroku is to both of them. Thanks for being my first reviewer! and if theres any adjustments needed, feel free to be as open as you want, I love people who tell it like it is I mean really tell it like full blown out rip your heart out and spit the truth all over it.

Gracias

ch2: flabbergasted fun

"99..." Kagome grunted "100!" Kagome fell on her back and panted.

"alright Kags enough with the crunches, yoga starts in 5 les go get ready." Said the girl infront of her.

The girl had brown hair that was in a high pony tail, she had fair skin, beautiful violet like eyes, she was around 5'5 , had long lean legs and arms, and had amazing abs that everygirl wanted. She had a long pretty nose and shapely thin top lip and a full bottom lip. She wiped the sweat off of her forehead with the towel on her sexy bony, but not uglybony shoulders.

" Sango I cant I promised Inu and Miroku I'd bring them lunch today." Kagome replied as she sat up. Kagome had a body to die for as well, but not as athletic as Sangos. Kagome had abs, but she wanted to type that Sango had as Sango wanted Kagomes curvy body.

Sango had B cupped breasts and a nice perky butt. She was known as the athletic beauty and Kagome was the exotic beauty. T hey both awed at the others body. They wanted to switch so bad not realizing how good they truly looked.

"Miroku? whos that?" Sango asked as she took a sip f her bottled water.

" Oh hes another cool friend of mine, you know how Inus a pervert... he learned it all from Roku." Kagome muttered

"Inus a pervert? When is he a pervert?" Sango looked appauled

"He is always a pervert!" she snapped

"Ok he may have a lot of girls but I never heard a perverted comment from him." Sango added

" your kidding!" Kagome stood there shocked.

" no Im not. "Sango was serious.

"hmm whatever, anyways I was thinking on getting some WacDonalds... wanna come?" asked Kagome

" yea sure why not." Sango walked off with her.

Kagome and Sango went home and took quick baths and changed.

Sango wearing a jean miniskirt that reached her mid thighs, she wore flipflops and a shirt sleeved green polo shirt.

Kagome slipped on a pair of jeans, her addidas sneakers, and a white tank top.

They went to the very large building where they stuck out like soar thumbs since eveyone was wearing business suits.

"Inu works here?" sango looked impressed.

" No, he owns this place" Kagome mumbled as they headed inside.

"What!" Sango snapped

" He manages this builing. its a family business thing." Kagome explained

She went to the front desk.

"Oh hello Kagome" said the receptionist.

"Hey Mary, can you give me the card to the top floor?" asked Kagome

"Sure thing sweety" She handed her the card.

When they reached the elevator, Kagome slid the card through a small area above all the other buttons and pressed the button to the top floor and explained more about the business to Sango as they rode the elevator to the top floor.

Kagome grabbed a french fry from the bag and and ate it while waiting, as Sango sipped her soda.

By the time they got there, Sango had to go back down to go get another soda, hopefully there was a vending machine near and Kagome had already eaten most of the fries.

" KAGOME!" she heard a squeal.

All the sudden she in the air screaming.

"Inuyasha put me down put me down put me down!" she snapped as he then threw her onto his shoulder.

A handsome guy, not as handsome as Inu, but still charming, passed by. He had black hair, blue eyes, well toned muscles, fair skin, and a devilish mischevious look in his enchanting eyes " Miroku help me!" she cried

He stole the Wacdonals bag from her and spanked her.

"Miroku you ass!" she snapped

"Im sorry did I hurt you?" he asked as he began to rubb it. "here do you feel better now?" he asked

Kagome snarled and hicked her leg up kicking him in the head "Yeah much better!" she snapped

" Miroku that wasnt right!" snapped Inu as he dropped Kagome ontop of Miroku.

Miroku looked up from rubbing his head to see her ontop of him groaning

"Well now, this is much better." he smirked.

"huh?" Kagome looked down to see her own position ontop of him and how her chest was right over his face.

" poke" He giggled as he poked her

Both Inu and Kagome growled and they both punched him in the head " poke!" they snapped together.

Inu walked off with Kagome beside him as they began to eat.

"gee I wonder what happened to all the fries KAGOME" snapped Inu as they walked off leaving Miroku in pain on the floor.

The elevator door opened to show the beautiful Sango in awe, Inus whole office tookover the entire floor and it was gorgeous, leater couches, wooden floor, a kitchen, a lounge, a humungous office, and a bar mixed within the kitchen.

Meanwhile Miroku was in awe as he saw the gorgeous beauty step out of the elevator.

He crawled to her on his knees.

"uhm, are you ok?"Sango asked the guy that was bleeding and was having bruises appear all over him.

" I will be if you answer me yes to this one question." he said to her

" Uhm ok? whats the question?" Sango asked confused and a little wierded out.

" Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?"

"WHAT!" she snapped now officially freaked

"Fine we dont have to have chilren just sex" he suggested

"HELL NO!" she snapped

"Oral?"

"KAGOME!" Sango called in desperation

"I like where this is going"

Kagomes head popped out of the corner as so did Inus.

"Miroku leave her alone!" snapped Inu in annoyance

" Im over here Sango ignore the dumbass on the floor" Kagome called

Sango booked it to her best friend.

" Hey Sango"

"Hey Inu" Sango hugged him from behind since he was sitting down.

He returned with a half hug and kept on eating.

They all sat and ate and talked.

Sango already seemed used to Miroku and everytime he would even be only a foot away she'd punch him out of reflex, since he touched her ass so many times already.

There was a beep on Inuyashas desk and he grumbled as he got up to answer it.

"yeah?"

"Inuyasha, Leah wants to see you, do i give her a card?" Marys voice came through the other line.

" Leah? Who the hell is that!" He snapped

"I dunno sir" she replied

" tell her to come back later" he replied

"She said its important."

"ugh whatever." he muttered and hung up.

They were all playfully fighting, Kagome and Inu wrestling then Kagome throwing pillows at Sango as Sango jumped Inu and kicked Mirokus ass that was until Leah came up, there she saw Inu sitting on Mirokus head and holding Kagome down by the waist as Sango was being hit by Kagome.

How this fight started they did not remember, all they knew was that it ended when Leah came in.

She looked at Inuyasha with tears in her eyes.

" Is this what you do at work?" she pointed to the girls and the uncontious Miroku underneath.

"uh... no?" Inuyasha replied in a smart ass way

" oh really?" She eyed him " Then what are you doing!" She snapped " Im spending some quality time with my friends," Inu kept his arms wrapped around Kagome and stayed sitting on Miroku as he explained what he was doing to Leah.

"and whos she?" she pointed to the girl in Inus arms.

" Kagome" He smirked

" your sucha a smart ass" Kagome muttered as she tried not to laugh.

" Excuse him Leah, he doesnt know when to be polite," she stood up and held her hand out towards Leah " My names Kagome, Im just an old friend of his thats all." Kagome smiled

"Oh really? then what the hell were you doing in his arms?" she crossed her arms and tapped her foot.

" well, honeslty he was holding me down trying to hit me because we were all fighting, and if I would like to say so myself, who do you think you are coming up here bitching at people you dont even know?" Kagome eyed Leah for being rude to her.

" excuse me?" Leah snapped

"yea you heard me dont play def, I'll let you speak with Inuyasha this time, but pull another stunt like that around me again and I'll make sure to pull those accessories and crellics off for you so I could show how to really be a bitch to someone." Kagome snarled

She walked over to the kichen and Sango followed

"Inu your gonna let her talk to me like that?" Leah whispered

He shrugged "What she says goes, Im sure as hell aint gonna stop her from beating your rude ass up" he smirked

Leah was appauled by his reply

" Do you love her more than me!" she squeaked

Inuyasha bursted out laughing. "Kagome! Im not cheating on you with her!" he laughed " Oh god no!" Im cheating on you with someone else! I cant remember her name though" Inu stopped to think.

"Amy!" Kagome called from the kitchen.

"no not her."

" Jenna"

"yeah her!" He snapped in triumph

Leah didnt know what to say " I told you, we should see other people" he said

"but I never wanted to see other people!" she cried

" well that was you leah! besides I know you were seeing that other guyon the side dont lie to me." he replied "so dont gimme that shit."

Leah looked blubbered in fury " SO WHAT! I WANTED YOU THOUG I WANTED TO STAY WITH YOU!" she snapped

"tough shit" He muttered

Leah stormed off.

Inuyasha sighed "damn I gotta go to a meeting, I'll see you guys later.Bye" Inu rushed off.

Next time on Best Friends. Inus fallen for someone and doesnt want to date anyone else! Miroku has decided to not give up on Sango, Inuyashas new girlfriend meets Kagome and isnt too happy about it.

R AND R!

Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...