Well
now he's staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
She
yells, "Honey let me explain"
He says, "You don't have to
go no further"
"I can clearly see what's going on behind my
back, in my bed, in my home"
Then I said, "wait a minute now
hold on"
I said, "Son, we can work this out"
She said
"honey don't lose control"
I tried to get him to calm
down
He said "oh I should have known
That you would go and do
some bogus shit up in my house
But the Martel in me gave you the
benefit of the doubt"
I said "we need to resolve this"
And
he stepped to me I'm like "whoa
There's a reason I'm in
this closet"
He says "yeah? What are you talking clothes?"
"I
was with Colette at the Symphony club and she told me she and you
broke up "
Then he said "Dad please I'd kill you if you didn't
have that sword in your hand"
And then I said "but Colette
chose me"
He said "don't give me that mack crap please
dad"
His phone goes off and then things get a little more
interesting
He steps a little closer I point my gun and say "I'm
not the one you after"
He says "something I bet you didn't
know my man… Did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
I said
"well good that's better right? Why can't we handle this
Martel-like?"
And I started to put the gun down until I saw his
face still had a frown
She started crying "saying "Lloyd
I'm sorry"
Then he said "baby not as sorry as you're gonna
be"
I started inching out
He says "no I want you to see
this"
He said "I gotta get out this house, and not 'til I
reveal this secret"
I'm like "what is going on inside his
head?"
Then he takes his phone and calls someone up
himself
"Hello" (hello?)
"Baby?" (aha)
"Turn the
car around" (what's going on over there?)
"Listen, I just
need for you to get right back here now"
He looks at me and says
"well since we're all coming out the closet
I'm not about to
be the only one that's broken-hearted"
She said "what do you
mean?"
He said "just wait and see"
I said "son you
better talk to me"
And then his phone rings
He picks up and
somebody says "sweetheart I'm downstairs"
And he's like
"I'll buzz you up
I'm on the 5th floor hurry take the
stairs"
And I'm like "who is this mystery lady that you're
talking to?"
And he says "in time you both will know the
shocking truth
Baby this is something I've been wanting to get
off my chest for a long, long time"
And I said "Son I'm gonna
slash you both if you don't say what's on your mind"
He said
"wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs"
And I'm looking at
the door
He says "I think you better sit down in the chair"
I
said "I'm gonna count to 4"
"1…"
he says "da-kratos
wait!"
"2…"
he says "please don't slash"
"3…"
"he
says "don't slice me"
"4…"
She screams
Then a
knock on the door
The swords's in my hand
He opens the
door
I'll be goddammned it's Yuan!
(yuan… yuan… yuan…)
