Here we are. The
four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth
and swallowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some
deep crap..."
And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's
the one he's been talking to?"
He says, "Yes", I
say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No",
he says, "It's the truth!"
I said, "All of
ya'll is crazy son, let me up out this door,
Because this is way
more than I bargained for"
She says, "Wait, I'm sure we
can all fix this"
Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't
gotta damn thing to do with this!"
But then she said,
"Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"
Then
I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then
it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
She
said, "My Martel, Lloyd! I've got just one question,
how
could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"
He looked at
her and said, "Colette please, you've got your nerves
With
all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'.
And
now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."
"Okay
you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheatinggg!
But
this is a little extreme!"
He said, "You are my wife
sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in
the closet, how extreme is that!"
And she said, "But
she's a he!"
And he said, "Please, you can't judge
me"
She said, "But this is crazy!"
And I said,
"Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each
other out,
So get to the point, or I say I'm out!"
"Excuse
me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
I'm
sorry Lloyd about a year,
At midnight creeping around there not
staying around to standing living in hell, sleepin in and out of
hotels..."
I said, "Yuan, spare the details!"
Then
Lloyd said, "Yuan, please! Don't say nothing else!"
Then
she screams, "Lloyd you bon of a sitch,"
He says,
"Colette, go to Derris-Kharlan!"
I said, "I thought
you said your name was now Marteli, that what you said at the
party.
Man this is gettin scary imma slice somebody!"
Then
Lloyd start yelling and screaming saying, "Colette, this is all
your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You
were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get
caught!"
Yuan screamed out, "We're in love!"
Colette
says, "Love my ass!"
Lloyd said thei're getting married
then I slice the ceiling in the air!
I said, "Not
annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit
I'm goin thru is unheard!"
I grabbed my cellular
I said,
"This is so wrong,"
I call up my home,
And a man
picks up the phone phone phone phone...
