Believe it or
not I just started laughin'
Shakin' my head and just kept on
laughin'
Thinkin' about all the things I had been through that
day
Then she cries "what? Why do you have that smile upon
your face?"
Then I laughed out, said "thinkin' about all
of the things that I've been through"
She whipes her nose
then she sniggles and laughs out "I've been through it too"
Then
I start laughin' again and she start laughin' more
Next thing you
know we both are crackin' up on the floor
Then she laughs out "I
can't believe this idiot Zelos really answered my phone!"
Now
meanwhile 'Andrew just got out of prison and he's on his way
home
Then she yells "baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all
the bullshit"
Then I said "Anna just wait 'til I tell
you all the drama that I've been dealin' with
She laughs "I
wanna hear it all"
Then I laughed and said "baby first
of all
I got a hang over, been trapped in the closet
Slept with
Colette, threatened to kill our son again"
She says
"what?"
"Baby this is no lie our son had a lover,
turns out to be a gay guy"
She says "damn, you've been
through a lot of shit"
"Plus I got a ticket!"
Meanwhile
Zelos, he turns around
Just out of concern, comes back to the
house
Then he pulls up in the walkway
Then he goes around the
back way
He heard the dogs barkin' like something's wrong
He
gets to the back door and discovers it's been broken in
He looks
around, pulls his sword out, then proceeds in
Meanwhile we're
laughin' and laughin' and laughin'
But from his perspective he
thinks somebody's cryin'
He gets closer to the bedroom and he
would swear that somebody was coughin' and sighin'
Meanwhile we're
in the bedroom laughin' as I tryin' to continue to explain
She
yells out "Kratos you're killin' me!"
I said "I
swear that it went that way!"
Then next thing you know he
bust up in the room
And said "motherclucker, freeze"
And
I looked up back at him and said "wait - you're that damn
Zelos"
Then she screamed "baby, I mean Zelos" she
says "everything is cool"
And then he yells "Anna-darlin
I got this, I know you're sick and tired of this fool"
And
then I stood up, start walkin' towards him screamin' "man get
out my house!"
Then he yelled "freeze!" She
screamed "please!" I pulled my sword out
She cried out
"Kratos, please don't"
Visions of him making love to
her
He said "man, put the sword on the floor"
I can't
stop thinking about him and her
I slowly put the sword down
And
then I put my hands up
He winked at me and smiled
And that is
when I went nuts
Hopped all over him, grabbed the sword, she's
screamin' "settle down"
Goin' all around the room, both
hands on the sword
Then all of a sudden "slash"...
