there's total
silence, blood everywhere
and confusion on their faces as they
continue to stare
then anna starts shakin' and cryin' screamin'
"what did you do?"
and then the policeman looks at me
and screams "see, now i warned you."
then he starts
pacing the floor screamin' "Martel, what have we done
here!"
and she rushed to to door, blood on her hands
screamin' "there goes your whole career."
meanwhile, i'm
freakin' out sayin' "we gotta do somethin' and gotta do
somethin' quick."
then he picks up the gun and says "i
have 10 girls at home, i can't have no cause of this."
she
says "zelos, i can't believe you just said what you said.
cause
that's not what you said when your ass was in my bed."
then i
said "gettin' married later, but right now we gotta use our
heads. first of all, did anybody check if the man was alive or
dead."
then he looks at her, she looks at me, i look at them
and we look at him.
meanwhile, anna's about to have a nervous
breakdown the way she's shakin' and cryin'
and then she screams
"you bastards! you've killed my brother."
and then i
said "anna, wait a minute, i didnt..."
she says "no,
you killed my brother."
she said "he just got out of
prison. he's been through a lot. he was talking about changin' his
life and everything and to come home and get shot
then i said
"baby, it wasn't my fault. this man had a gun on me.
and
besides, how was i to know that you was getting down with this
crooked ass Zelos."
and he says "wait a minute..."
i say "no, you wait a minute!"
and then i say "man,
this is my wife. we had a life until you butted up in it."
she
cried out "kratos, now hold on. even though he was in our home,
let's not forget the fact that you was out there creepin' in another
man's home."
cough cough cough cough
Andrew starts
coughin'. cough cough
she says "Andrew! oh my god! baby
brother, are you okay ?"
he looks up at her and says "i'm
not gonna die, at least not today."
and then he asks what
happened and says "why did i get sliced?
Kratos what is this
playa Zelos doin' here ?"
and i said "go on, tell him
Zelos."
he says "son, we gotta get you to a hospital and
take a look at that wound."
twan says "no, i'm okay.
it's just my shoulder. all i need is a bathroom."
now five
minutes has gone by and they tellin' Andrew everything that
happened
Andrew says "Cluck man, i would've been better off
in prison."
and now somebody's banging at the door and i'm
like "oh no! here we go again!"
thinkin' out loud to
myself sayin' "when is this shit gonna end !"
then Anna
looks at me and says "baby, you got that?" and i say
"no!"
she says "why?" and i said "because
i'm not openin' up another motherfuckin' door!"
and the cop
says "gwen, i'll get it." then looks at me and says "man
of the house, my ass!"
then i say "i'll get it, but
whoever it is, i'm about to put their ass on blast!"
and
then, Zelos grabbed me. i snatched away and got my sword up off the
floor
then Andrew says "man, that's what i'm talkin' about!
Kratos, point that shit toward the door! "
then he snatches
Zelos' sword and says "Zelos, rape me later."
i count to
three, andrew opened the door and it's Raine the nosy
neighbor...
ooh, with a spatula in her hand
like that's gon do
something against them swords
it's Rainey who acts like a
nani...whoa
neighbor...
