Zelos starts
flying home
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking
his head saying
"Let me get my crazy ass home"
And
one of his wives picks up and says
"Darlin' where have you
been, and goes to the other line
i've been worried about you"
said another
And he says "Sexy business, honey, I can't wait
to tell you what I've been going through"
She says "Are
you okay?"switches to another line "Yes"
"Do
you need anything?"goes back to his 1st main wives line "No"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your
favorite: Cherry"
Then he said "I'll be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey,
don't worry about it
Just take your time, I still got some
cleanin'"
Now meanwhile Misses Sage back at Anna's house
Tellin it all
She said "I knew there was something about
that Zelos
I started to cut lose my dog"
Anna looks at
her and laughs and says
"Miss Sage you are nuts"
And
i say "all I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with
that spatula"
And then we all laughed
Andrew says "shes
a G no doubt"
Now lets head right back on over
To
Zelos's house
He pulls up in the garage
She doesn't expect
for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him
on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
Then he
said "Whatcha say that for?"
And then she says "I
don't know"
Then he step back, look at her and says
"Whatcha all jittery for?"
Then she says
"Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
Then he
says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then
shes says "You know what I mean"
He says "I know
what came out yo mouth"
He said that "you said maybe
Then she says baby," he walks in the house
She tries to
lead him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She
says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
And then he said
"I'ma heat this chicken"
Then she turns around thinking
to herself
With this weird look on her face
Then he screams
"Woman, what wrong witchu,
why are you walking back and
forth, pacing?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself
"What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter
is
that she just slept with another boy today
And he started
calling her name
"Katey, I know you her me"
But she
can't turn around
Because the truth on her face
He will see
it
Then he screams "Kate"
"Yes""Look
at me"
Kate turns around and then he says
"Whatcha
got up your sleeve?"
She's scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
still talking about some pears
He
starts screaming saying
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
Now he's got a funny feeling
Something just don't seem right
He's looking at her while she's backing up
Then he says "With
all my might,
Woman, I swear I'll slice somebody
if you been
doing wrong"
But little does he know
somebody is still
right there in his home
