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'i tried to go on like i never knew you
im awake but my world i half-asleep
i prayed for this heart to be unbroken
but without you all im going to be is..
incomplete..'
-Backstreet Boys-Incomplete-Never Gone


"george! Do something!" Fred mumbled with fright as ginny Weasley walk to her room, coming back with a bag of make-up

"Okay in a count of 3, we ran for it okay." george whispered back to him

"1…2…3…!"

They sprinted towards the door , and was about to reach with their heart leaping with happiness, one girl spoils it all.. Hermione granger suddenly appeared at the door way blocking the entrance, stopping them from running, obviously Fred who was the faster runner jerked followed by george, they sort of construct a human domino with Hermione the first, fred in the middle, george on top .. ugghh! Anyway the whole point is george hit fred when fred jerked then fred ---- well you get the point

there was minutes of silence , brown eyes of hers and shocking blue eyes of his…erh.. her.. then finally Hermione pushed him (or her) off

"eyykkee! Im not a lesbian! " Hermione yelled

"hey! Im a boy!"

"look closer fred! You're a girl! And go back! Time for a lesson for both of you girly girlies!"

"when am I going to change back into boys?"

"we you mean!"

"when I like it!"

"what! but her-"

"shut up and sit down before I make a potion to make your breast bigger!"

-silence-

"good doggy!"

"I'm not a dog!"

"neither am I! Im george!"

"and fred!"

"the Weasley-"

"twins!"

"stop your crap and just sit down!"

Hermione snapped and pushed them on the chairs on the front of Ginny's little dressing up corner

"you better stop running if not I will make your breast bigger!" she threatened

the Weasley twins winced at the sentence and sat on the chair very still as Hermione walked out of the door slamming it close, leaving the 'new' born 'girls' in the cruel hands of miss ginny Weasley . she swore she heard an evil laughter when she closed the door

"so… erhh what happened to my arm.. elder sisters?" Ron asked as Hermione entered the kitchen

"well, nothing much.. " Hermione replied grabbing a toast on the table, munching it away "just a few make-over.."

"you bloody hell serious? They will kill you for that!"

"they won't! as long as they are girls, they wont!" she assured "unless they want their breast to be bigger.."

it was long till the terrible yelling of two girls (or boy) boomed across the quiet house of the Weasley family

"ginnnnnnnnnnnnY! what did you do to me?" was the 1st yell

"nothing! Just a few make-up!" was the other , rather laughing than yelling

"you completely ruin my—"

"our!"

"our face!"

"what! I just added a few extra color in it!"

Hermione quickly bust into the room and saw 2 girls whose face completely covered with make up , oh god ! how she hope that she have a camera!

Click! Flash! Hey!

"hey harry! Sent me a copy!" Hermione yelled after that bouncing harry

"me too!" ginny piped in

"harry! Im going to so kill you!" george yelled

"Im off to develop the film!" harry teased . skipping away

"where's my two lovely twin sister?" mrs weasely's voice boomed across the hallway

the twins looked at each other with dismay "mum!" they said together with shiver down their spine

"Hermione I always want to ask you but you aren't suppose to use magic, how did you turn them to females!" ginny asked

"just a little potion I made!" Hermione replied winking

just that mrs Weasley came in

"Aww, don't they look cute together?"

"ahh! If there's god! He hates me!" Was the woe of the Weasley twins


it was days after fred and george was turn into opposite sex, each time they get on hermione's nerves, she will make their breast bigger , which obviously gross them out and when finally ginny manage to pressured Hermione to change her so called lovely 'sisters' back into their real sex , they were after her necks! They threw dung bombs into her room and turned her precious book into monsters that bites every time she touches it , well, BIG MISTAKE! Everyone knew that Hermione love her books! She was so pissed that she removed their mouths for a week, and when she did….

"amm! Mmmm mmmm tm mm mmm? (ahh! What happen to my mouth?)" was the muffled voice of fred

"amm! Mm mmmmM! Mm mmmm! (ahh! My mouth ! my mouth! ) george particularly freaked

they panicky touched the 'mouth' on their faces but to find that skin is covered it, they waved around frantically , running around at the kitchen

"stop running george ! your making me dizzy!" their looked unconcerned mother said to them while knitting

"you would panic if you wake up and found out that you are mouth (less) !" was the sentence that fred wish to spat out mother – or not! Hermione granger is seriously going overboard!

And when they finally got their mouth back while poor hermione's book are still monsters as the dup can't turn them back which they claimed (that's a lie ! everyone knew that!) she was simply bored to death! Books are the only thing that can make her busy! She can't threatened them to turn them back as she need to book to make potions to prank them back.

"Hermione actually I can turn your books back you know" fred whispered into her ear at night when everyone was out to buy books (Hermione bought her books long time ago and fred want to hook up some invention ) and she was sleeping , she jolt awake

"what? turn them back now than!'

"no!"

"excuse me?"

"no! unless.."

"unless what?"

"unless…"

"just say it out fred!"

"unless.. yougooutonadatewithme!"

"what? sorry didn't catch that.."

" I sai-d (extending the 'd') you---go---on---a---date---with---me!" blushing

for some reason, Hermione felt a smile creeping up on her face


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AUTHOR NOTE: I need help with the next chapter! Help in what will Hermione respond. Options are

(A)yes
(b)no
(c)are you pranking me? That's a terrible joke fred!
(d)Xxxxx suddenly interrupt ( replace xxx with character)

Please vote! I want at least 3 ! if I don't I'm not updating till it's 3 ((evil laughter))


Written on:
SUnday
november 20 2005
6.58PM