Disclaimer : i dont' own.. how many times must i type this out!
Author notes: okay, i think that chapter 5 sucks totaly, in my options, it's like.. BULLSHIT! so forgive me! XD oh and review! (sobs)

"I know i promise you forever..
theres no stronger words i can use..
to reasure you in the storm..
that's raging out side..
your my safest place to hide.."
-Backstreet boys (again i know) - Safest place to hide - Never Gone


After forcefully by Ginny, Hermione tried on the clothes she looked at herself in the mirror oh crap, what have I done! I wore like a clone of pansy Parkinson! She took off the terrible clothes and changed to the others, in the end, after several fighting and argument with Ginny , she finally bought a lime-green sweater kind of shirt but without sleeves, and the white skirt that she referred as 'hooker-clothes'. It doesn't take long to pay for it and floo back to the burrow just in time before Mrs Weasley file a missing report.. she screeched away teaching them something about being punctual, with a rolling -eye ginny and a guilty Hermione, the dinner starts

Hermione than munched on the so chewy steak on the plate , chewing furiously wondering why the steak just can't be broken into smaller pieces , she felt that her jaws are sore after chewing the stupid steak continently as the rest finished theirs, Fred and George, who was the mastermind of the prank, busted into laughter as Hermione spat out the rubbery inedible steak, throwing them a dirty look, reaching for the real edible steak , those two never grow up! To think that she is going out with one of them! She sighed

After dinner, Hermione burrowed the one and only book from ginny… -- who's hot , who's not by Valerie Claverson ( it's a stupid thing i know .. but i figure out that , it wil be amusing.. haha..A/N), this? A book? Why in the earth did ginny bought this…… useless book? She asked her if there's other useful books instead of that but gin shook her head in reply no- she don't , so Hermione had no choice but to read to book in order to waste time while the others play the wizard chess

Who's Hott Who's Nott Top 10 ( it's a stupid thing i know .. but i figure out that , it wil be amusing.. haha..A/N)
Page-3 ---- Editor Notes
Page-5 ---- About this book
Page-6 ---- Thank You's
Page 7 ---- Adults (( Aged 21 and above ))
- Women
- Men
Page-13 ---- Teenagers ((13 years to 20 ))
- Girls
- Boys
Page-27 ---- Children ((12 below ))
- Girls
- Boys

Hermione turned to page 13 and to the boys section and the very first name that was printed in gold in number one place , shocked her so much

"Harry?" she said with disbelieving tone in it

"what? you called me?" harry replied distracted in the wizard chess

"why are you in the hot list!" she exclaimed

"what?" Ron stopped

"I wh…what?"

"you heard me! Look at it yourself!" Hermione said, pushing the book towards him

harry stopped his game and read the article, blinking furiously

1st Harry Potter

The boy who lived , this boy is so famous that he is even at the hot list in the top of the list! From his jet black hair to his greenish eyes and to the 6 packs on his chest (( I have six packs? Oh I do have six packs..)) He is being voted the hottest boy in hogwarts
"he smiled at me once and I black out..!" Joan Cleverwick at hogwarts , Ravenclaw stated (( Did I? Who is she?)) make no mistake everyone! Harry potter, is famous in every thing..

Beside it has a picture of harry . shirtless , drenched to head to toe as if he came out from bathing

"Colin creevey…" he mumbled under his breath

"what? you let Colin to take you picture half-naked?" ron said disbelieving

"what? no! im not gay! I came out from shower once from Quidditch than he appeared out of no where taking my picture!" he said, reading their mind

"you take your shower with your pants on?"

"No! I was changing into my shorts that he took my picture!" he explain desperately

"hey! Harry ! look ! Malfoy is 2nd!" Hermione pointed out

2nd .Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy, his hot! Yes his hot! He has just one less vote from harry potter, though they are enemies , he is rich and powerful, he is every girl's dream man! ((not me! – Hermione)) from his sliver blond hair to his slivery eyes and to his so kissable lips on his face
"I love him!" Pansy Parkinson – Slytherin
(( Haha! That's retarded- Ron ))
"he is soo sexy!" Lavender – Gryiffindor
If your looking for a evil boy , he is the one for you!

Beside it like harry, there is a picture at the train's compartment sitting there minding his business

"This is just bullshit!" ron said , pulling harry way to continue the game

Hermione rolled her eyes and continue reading the list, ron is just jealous! And when she turned to the page, her eyes landed on the name … a name. That is so familiar…

"ron.." she think she felt faint…

"what?" he replied annoying..

"your twin brothers is in #5.."

"what?" Ron and ginny yelled together , rushing towards her , grabbing the book while harry shook his head, and make his way slowly towards them Ginny bought the book but she haven't reached the boys section , she have a book mark on page 10 , so she didn't know until Hermione pointed it out..

5th Fred And George Weasley

the twins, yes the twins.. they look exactly the same! They are pranksters that made them famous! They have a shop called the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes , from their redish hair to their muscular chest train from quidditch, yup! They are Hott!

Beside it was a picture of them, in quidditch clothes, waving their arms in victory..

Hermione must admit, they do look hot.. she flushed

"Hermione.. why are you blushing?" Ron asked with a o,O face

"it's erhh.. stuffy in here.. I think Im going to bed.. tired.." she mumbled clumsy and when towards her bedroom


the next day was the blur, she knew that today is the day.. the day that she have to go out with fred. She reach out for the ringing irritating alarm clock, sending it flying towards the wall, smashing it into pieces , she stand up and when towards the bathroom, after breakfast, Ginny pulled Hermione into her room, locking the door

"Hermione.. honestly? Do you like fred?"

"What?"

"I said do you like Fred Weasley AKA my twin brother?"

"Ginny, I really don't have time for this.. I have to floss my teeth then after that I need to bathe than I have to go out with you brother and then I –" Hermione lied, giving excuses

"Hermione Ann Granger ! " Ginny said sharply , interrupting

"okay okay fine! I dunno to your answer to that! Let me go! I need to floss my teeth.."

time than passes very fast, it was 3.30 now and Hermione is out from her bath, she looked around at her closet, freaking out, why.. Hermione is a ordinarily girl after all ,

"GINNY! WHERE IS MY LIME GREEN SWEATER SHIRT I BOUGHT YESTERDAY! AND WHERE IS MY MAKE UP!" she freaked and shrieked

"Hermione! Your shirt is in your plastic bag inside the bed! And you have makeup!"

" i.. don't? never mind I just use yours than.."

she than clam down abit, waking towards the bedside , grabbing her clothes, changing into it , putting on make up with gin's help, she tied up her hair up into a bun, walking out the door, feeling glamorous, with a gasping ron behind

"hi fred.." she greet with a big of shyness in her tone

I mean.. she is not really close with the twins.. the only two Weasley she is close to is Ginny and ron.. and trust me. It is awkward

"hi ehh. Hermione.. erh.. i.. you look beautiful.. and erh.. I bought some um.. flower to I mean for you" he blushed nervously, handing her a bouquet of red roses

"oh..um..thank you? It's urm.. beautiful" she smiled , too blushing , holding on the flowers "so erh.. where are we going?"

"oh ya.. follow me…" fred grabbed her hand tugging her along..


aww.. so sweet.. I think Chapter – 5 is totally bullshit.. REVIEW REVIEW!

Written on
Friday
November 25, 2005
3.33PM (yeess ! u didn't see wrongly)