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"Why does emotion gotta move so fast
Love is progress if you could make it last
Why is it that you just lose control
Every time you agree on takin it slow
So why does it got to be so damn tough
Cuz fools in lust could never get enough of love
Showin him the love that you be givin
Changing up your livin
For a lovin transision
Girl its a mission tryin to get you to listen
Few mad at each other has become our tradition
You yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got neighbors across the street sayin
"Who the hell?"
Who the hell?
What the hell's going down?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound"

Shut up- Black eye peas ( I just love the part where is " baby our love is dying.. why did you stop tryin? A/n)


Fredrick Weasley Dreaded to look in the mirror, in fact , he dreaded to look into the mirror more than he dread Professor Snape, Cause he knew that when he look into the mirror, a Weasley with a few missing patches of hair will stare back in reply.. thank to Hermione , he scoffed

It was like the day after someone ripped his hair out, everywhere he go he will get taunt with a big baldy on his forehead, he swear! Hermione is going to die terribly in his hands! Hermione felt real guilty though, she just didn't show it and say it, she paced up and down at Ginny's room, wondering if there is a cure for baldness, she there is one, but the cure is in the books which are cursed into monsters, she sigh as she step into the toilet for a bath

Booof!

Something exploded in front of her ,sounding like dung bombs but instead of the terrible smell, a gust if purple gas was in it's replace , she waved some of it out the door as it was fogging her eyesight then a chuckle can be heard, fearing that something might have happen, she dashed back in looking into the mirror and a unchanged Hermione starred back, she smiled to herself, Ha! Fred's prank has backfired she smiled to herself

After the warm steamy bath, Hermione stepped out and headed towards the kitchen where the others are,

"what are you doing here malfoy!" was the snarling of Ron, glancing at her once she entered the room

huh? Malfoy? What the hell is he talking about?

"Im' Hermione!" she said , throwing him a confused look

"ya right! If your Hermione Im' professor Snape!" was the sarcasm reply dripping in his tone as the two super annoying Twins hollered with laughter

Hermione crooked her eyebrows feeling something is fishy around here…

"Ronald Weasley ! I'm Hermione Granger! Not some ruddy filthy little Malfoy!" she snapped at him , with the tone she usually used when she is annoyed at him

Harry and Ron looked at each other weirdly, frowning that's the tone Hermione always use when she is annoyed at Ron, no one can imitate that tone! They than turn their heads to malfoy and the twins roared with laughter but louder this time

"Hermione?" was the meek reply from Ron

"No it's professor Mcgonnalle (sp?) Of cause it's Hermione! Who the hell do you think I am?"! was the annoyed reply

"If you are Hermione.. than why are you in Malfoy's Body?" was the question

W..what? She looked at herself but her own body was in reply, she was confused, glaring at the laughing twins which is now very irritating, purple gas.. laughing twins….. baldy she come to the conclusion that it was the twins at work, she ran towards him as she wrestled him down…. Again..

"you! What the hell did you do to me!" Hermione yelled questioning him

"Oh! Nothing just that I turn you into malfoy but when you look at yourself in anyways , your Hermione" he grinned like an idiot while that stupid george busted into laughter

oh god… hermione's face went blank and her heart nearly stop still.. she? Malfoy? No way!

"turn me back NOW!" she demanded

"no!" was the shocking reply..

"Turn me back now or.. I will.. I will.. tear all your hair off!" she threaten

"Go ahead! You don't want to go to hogwarts as a Malfoy don't you?" was the confident comeback

with anger, (she is not thinking at that time..) she took the saucier pan nearby , hitting fred with it, screaming in frustration

"Harry! (Ponk!) ouch!. Help! (Ponk!) ugghh!" he screamed in pain , trying to dodge the hits – I mean who blames Hermione? You would do that if you were turned into your worst time (hot) enemy and the worst part is when the person who turned you into your enemy won't turn you back

when they finally managed to pull Hermione away from the saucier pan and fred, she eyed the butcher knife behind harry, panicky harry picked up the look on her face, pulling them away to the kitchen room, Somebody's Life could be in danger today! After minutes of clamming down and "ouches" from fred, and a charging Hermione (or malfoy) They finally got a proper discussion.. so called.

"when are you going to change me back!" she snarled at the face of fred which have saucier pan's pattern on it with a few patches of hair missing

"Depends" was the damn it reply followed with a grin

She groaned in frustration and stormed back up to her bath room, Slamming the door behind her.. Both Harry and Ron swore, they can hear curses behind the doors..

"Mother son of the Bitch!" she yelled at the four walls of the room as she entered the room,

She flung Herself onto her pink-covered bed, burying her head into the bed, screaming in anger, she could just take Fred's stupid little idiotic head and chop it into pieces, than put it into the cooking pot, and cook it into stew and serve it to the rest! If she knew some potion to prank him back! Yes.. why can't she do it! Cause she don't have the money to buy books nor she have books that are Monster (less) ! that's why! Damn it! Wait a minute.. she is malfoy right? I mean she can just walk into the bookstore smirk a little, Order people around a little , buy the books are tell them to charge them at malfoy manor.. can't she? She smiled slyly at herself, tomorrow is a little shopping spree..! just hope she don't meet any annoying malfoy family..


"Ginny! I'm going out!" she yelled at Ginny who is changing , the next day

"what? in Malfoy's body?" was the amused reply

"never mind that! Do me a favor.. do I look like malfoy when I smirked" she question smirking broadly

"Hermione.. if ron didn't tell me that your in Malfoy's body , I would scream for help thinking that I will get molested.." was the answer "damn.. I should have stayed at home.. I can't believe you hit fred with a pan!"

"haha.. okay. I got to go.." as she head towards the door but was pulled back to Ginny

"wait a minute.. hermmys.. u can't go out like this.." she stopped eying her clothes

"why?"

"Cause when I see you, your malfoy and your wearing a sleeveless pink top with heart on it and a knee length white skirt.. picture that!" she chocked on laughers

that strike Hermione.. she totally forget about it! Now what? first she have a perfectly plan and now one stupid wearing problem ruin it all..

"so.. what am I going to wear?" Hermione asked nervously.. maybe Ginny have a plan..if she doesnt im screwed

"hmm.. I dunno.. I guess you have to wear Ron's clothes!" she shrugged "I'll try to get some malfoy-like clothes" she added in before heading towards her brother's room..

She returned a few minutes later with her head filled with Green and White clothing , throwing them on the bed, and started to wonder which is malfoy- like or not, after a few minutes of considering and 'ewws' from Ginny when Hermione made a bad choice, she managed to pick out a dark green t-shirt with black flame like patterns slightly beside it with a black jean, she went into the toilet, changing into it

I can't believe I'm seriously going out like this she thought as she looked into the mirror


Written
06.12.2005
Tuesday
5.57PM

Author: thank you for all of your reviews! grinz! something is going happen in the very next chappie.. :D