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Chapter 10 - Unlucky
"Hermione! Come on! Get out!" Ginny Knock the door rapidly, getting annoyed by the fact that she is in there around 5 minutes
Hermione Sigh and walked out of the door, feeling very nervous…she grabbed the bottom corner of the shirt looking at Ginny
"Do I look alright?" she asked meekly
"You totally look like malfoy! Smirk and call me she-weasel!" Ginny flabbergasted (word taken from Queen Of Duct tape)
"Wha-? No! Im not calling you that " Hermione shot back at once
she is not going to call Her best friend she-weasel! It's too rude! The only one who called Gin that is that freaking malfoy that she is now in.. credits goes to fred..
"Look Hermione do you want to go out without getting suspicious by the another you HAVE to smirk and be mean" she reasoned
"alright alright just stop nagging already!" she grumbled and smirked "Weasley" she said in a malfoy kind of way
"you totally look like malfoy! Im sure you can pull this through.. why do you want to go out anyway?"
"Oh I have to buy some books for light reading.. Thanks do your brothers… I have to-"
"Why don't you just borrow some of Harry's or Ron's?" Ginny interrupted
"Nah! They don't have the ones I want.. alright.. I got to go.. Wish me luck.."
With that , Hermione headed towards the fireplace which is covered in black and gray ashes, she took a handful of Floo-powder and flooed towards Diagon Alley
"Draco?"
A high pitched tone sound across her ears once she landed at an unknown place's fireplace, it than hit her that it was at Three Broom Stick's Pub, she got up rather grudgely (is there this word? A/n) with her ass hurting, she came face to face with who else…? Um.. let you guess.. who is pug-faced black short hair , Blue eyes with a reputation of school slut stamped all over her face, if you guessed Pansy Parkinson your right..
Oh god.. Help me..
Everyone knew that Pansy so called in love with that Stupid Malfoy, they always together, have a few shags than the very next day you can hear her yelling " don't you love me drackiee?" or something like that through out the whole hall, it happen once.. it can happen twice
"pansy Im not in the mood so just bugger off" She said hoping that it's malfoy- like before Parkinson can say another word
"But Dracky poo.. you love meeee!" She whinned in front of everyone who has their heads turn towards them I told you so
"News Flash I don't like you so just … eh.. get out .. and um…shut up!" Hermione stuttered after failing to smirk as she brushed across the confused Pansy
"Phew.. that was close.." she mumbled under her breath after walking out the pub,
She reached the bookstore and was greeted by a assistance whom Is fluttering her heavily mascara(ed) eyelashes with a name tag on her chest reading "Sandy" trying to serve her, but Hermione dismissed her saying a "I'm capable of searching for the books I want , thank you" in a polite way , at the moment, the assistance looked terribly upset , but she continued to serve her anyway . Hermione (or Draco) actually felt real annoyed with sandy girl following her where ever she goes, finally yelling a "STOP FOLLOWING ME!" in a rather dangerous and frustrated tone after 5 minutes later, the poor girl scattered off before giving Hermione a second glance , Sighing she continued to search for her prefect book , She didn't have much luck until she come across a book with Bright Green curvy words printed at the front . Something told her that she MUST take the book down and read ,With curious, she took the book down and a gust of dust greet her instantly , winkling her nose in disgust , 'Pranksters? This is the book for you" by "Kimberly Tolvern" it was in blood red and have golden fastenings at the sides, the delighted Hermione flipped the book to the back where the price tag is printed
"19 GALLEONS?" she scream out in shock as Sandy looked at him with weirdness
This freaking book cost 19 galleons! It's freaking expensive! But… it's malfoy's money she is spending right? She smirked to herself as she walked towards the counter to pay for the books
"Cash or…?" the pervious annoying assistance asked
"Charge it at Malfoy Manor" Hermione said coolly, Hoping it will pass
Sandy nodded and passes her a piece of paper with words printed all over it, telling her to sign it , Hermione panicked, she never seen Draco's signature before.. what if Draco knew that someone is forging his signature! Oh shit.. that didn't come across her mind before! She took the pen up and gulped as the assistance looked at him weirdly.. again, with shaky hands, she managed to sign a 'Malfoy' . The only thing she can do is to hope and pray that Draco's signature is alike with the one she just sign..
"Okay you may take the book and the bill will be charge at Malfoy Manor under the name Draco Malfoy thank you for coming to Flourish and Blotts" she said like she have said it millons of times
Hermione was about to walk off when she stopped her and asked her if she wanted a date, Hermione threw her a disgusting look before walking off to the streets , who blames her? She looked at herself as a girl when the others look her as malfoy the annoying stupid lit-
"Draco?"
A rough and thick voice snap her out of her very thoughts, she turned around to the side to see who is calling he- him , there stood Goyle and Crabbe with their hands filled with an ice-cream cone each , looking dumb, the duo 'gorilla' stumble towards her as Hermione stood rooted to the ground.. this can't be good… first pansy.. Than them.. What is next? Malfoy?
"I thought you went to the toilet" Goyle grunt while biting into the melting ice cream that drips all over his hands
Hermione heart nearly stop still.. what do he mean by I thought you went to the toilet? You mean malfoy is near by? OH god! Lady luck is soo not by my side.. she looked around her trying to spot the real Malfoy and to found out that Crabbe and Goyle is still staring at him she crooked her eyebrows
"what are you staring at!" she yelled at the face of them
"I thou.. I thought I saw Draco at the broomstick shop" Crabbe stuttered
"but Draco is in front of us!" Goyle exclaimed
"I know I mean there is another Draco"
Hermione quickly leave the scene leaving the two greedy idiots to quarreling, she walked down the streets hugging the book against her chest and turned right to enter the sweet shop , she was at the entrance when she bumped into someone
"oh sorry" Hermione mumbled
"AHHHH!" the boy shriek in reply
Guess who? Urm.. give you a hint, he is someone who recently wore a skirt
lol tiny cliff.. I guess that you guys know who it is..
sorry for the long update.. I was stuck at the ice cream part.. haha.. okays.. REVIEWS GUYS! or girls.. whateever
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Monday
December 12 2005
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