George Gracey paced around Ezra back at the mansion. "The whole preview for the new ride was ruined! Guests were completely baffled on where you were!"

Ezra thought quickly. "Hey, I was...boycotting it! Remember the 'Journey Into Imagination' disaster? Or what about 'Alien Encounter?' Why, Stitch, WHY!"

George sighed. "Well, I never did like the idea of throwing out 'Grim Grinning Ghosts.' Of course, nothing could top the time the Country Bears went pop."

"Am I the only one who hates Disneymania?" asked Ezra. "Seriously, am I the only one? In their version of the Pirates of the Carribean theme, they say 'Stand up me hearties' instead of 'drink up!' That's blasphemously!"

"Well, there you have it!" cried Phineas. "Ezra's saved the ride again!"

"I say we erect a huge statue of him," said Gus.

Phineas smiled. "The word 'erect' makes me giggle."

"Besides," shrugged Ezra, "Brer Fox and Brer Bear never catch on to the whole ghost thing. They're easy to lose."

George looked up. "Wait a second...Brer Fox and Brer Bear? What were they doing here? You were hanging around the cast members, weren't you? You're not allowed to leave during park hours! It's your job!"

"Hey, they're to blame too," defended Ezra, "stalking an innocent little ghost like me just leering at a few girls all innocent-like!"

"Just DON'T leave the mansion again!" yelled Gracey.

Ezra calmly left the rooms. "We heil, heil, right in der Fuehrer's face," he called.

"Is he quoting from wartime cartoons to insult me?" asked Gracey, confused and angry.

"Yeah, he does that," said Phineas.

George Gracey let out a long sigh. "Can I trust you two with something very important?"

"Probably not," admitted Gus.

"Too late! You must keep an eye on Ezra! He's planning something."

"But we can't control him!" complained Phineas. "You'd have a better chance bringing back that suit of armor that scared too many people!"

"Maybe he's just gonna burn a bunch of Disneymania CDs again," said Gus.

Phineas thought for a few seconds. The mansion may end up in trouble if Ezra kept ditching his post. "Well, we'll try..."

The park was closing. Phineas and Gus found Ezra in his room, and saw that he had done some redecorating. It was full of candid cast member shots! Some were in fold-out form!

"Where did you get all this stuff!" cried Phineas in amazement.

"Around," said Ezra, lost in his thoughts.

"You must have good connections," said Gus.

Ezra: Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the ghost

The ghost who has everything?

Look at this place

All that I need

In girls' bedrooms I have video feed

Lookin' around here you'd think

Sure, he's got everything


I've got pictures and foldouts aplenty

I've got videos and DVDs

You want Flash Mountain shots?

I got twenty

But who cares?

No big deal

Don't you see?

I wanna be where the people are

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em working

Looking up at those

(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - stars

Fantasizing you don't get too far

Doesn't matter how realistic it is

Getting a drink in a

(What's that word again?) bar

Out where they walk

Out where they run

Out where they stay all day in the sun

Wandering free

Wish I could be

Part of that world


What would I give

If I could live

Outta this mansion

What would I pay

To spend a day

Out on the beach

Betcha out there

They wouldn't care

Whether I hung out with the humans

I'm really drab

Sick of rehab

Out of my reach

And ready to know what the people know

Ask 'em my questions

And get some answers

Like where's Elvis and does he

(What's the word?) live?

When's it my turn?

It would be great

Love to just finally float out this gate

Out of this crypt

And take a trip

Into that world

"Hoo boy," said Phineas after an awkward pause. "If Master Gracey knew about this place, he'd..."

Ezra jumped up. "Well, he's not gonna know about this place, is he?"

"Look," warned Gus, "you're gonna be in a lot of trouble if you don't stop this whole obsession with random cast members."

Ezra smiled. "Well, there's this one girl who I really like...hey, I think it's her turn to close up Big Thunder tonight! I'm going to check her out!" Ezra ran out. Phineas and Gus quickly followed.

"Wait, Ezra!" called Phineas.

"Uh, he's not gonna be in trouble if it's after hours," said Gus.

"Yeah, but after all these sneaking out things, this won't go over well!"


I'm slightly disappointed at how Ezra's song turned out. I was going for a real "sounds like he's the world's biggest stalker" thing, but editied a few lines out about porn to keep this story close to decent.

Another thing. I have no idea what to name Ezra's romantic interest. HELP!

And finally, I really do hate Disneymania. Sorry.