George Gracey paced around Ezra back at the mansion. "The whole preview for the new ride was ruined! Guests were completely baffled on where you were!"
Ezra thought quickly. "Hey, I was...boycotting it! Remember the 'Journey Into Imagination' disaster? Or what about 'Alien Encounter?' Why, Stitch, WHY!"
George sighed. "Well, I never did like the idea of throwing out 'Grim Grinning Ghosts.' Of course, nothing could top the time the Country Bears went pop."
"Am I the only one who hates Disneymania?" asked Ezra. "Seriously, am I the only one? In their version of the Pirates of the Carribean theme, they say 'Stand up me hearties' instead of 'drink up!' That's blasphemously!"
"Well, there you have it!" cried Phineas. "Ezra's saved the ride again!"
"I say we erect a huge statue of him," said Gus.
Phineas smiled. "The word 'erect' makes me giggle."
"Besides," shrugged Ezra, "Brer Fox and Brer Bear never catch on to the whole ghost thing. They're easy to lose."
George looked up. "Wait a second...Brer Fox and Brer Bear? What were they doing here? You were hanging around the cast members, weren't you? You're not allowed to leave during park hours! It's your job!"
"Hey, they're to blame too," defended Ezra, "stalking an innocent little ghost like me just leering at a few girls all innocent-like!"
"Just DON'T leave the mansion again!" yelled Gracey.
Ezra calmly left the rooms. "We heil, heil, right in der Fuehrer's face," he called.
"Is he quoting from wartime cartoons to insult me?" asked Gracey, confused and angry.
"Yeah, he does that," said Phineas.
George Gracey let out a long sigh. "Can I trust you two with something very important?"
"Probably not," admitted Gus.
"Too late! You must keep an eye on Ezra! He's planning something."
"But we can't control him!" complained Phineas. "You'd have a better chance bringing back that suit of armor that scared too many people!"
"Maybe he's just gonna burn a bunch of Disneymania CDs again," said Gus.
Phineas thought for a few seconds. The mansion may end up in trouble if Ezra kept ditching his post. "Well, we'll try..."
The park was closing. Phineas and Gus found Ezra in his room, and saw that he had done some redecorating. It was full of candid cast member shots! Some were in fold-out form!
"Where did you get all this stuff!" cried Phineas in amazement.
"Around," said Ezra, lost in his thoughts.
"You must have good connections," said Gus.
Ezra: Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the ghost
The ghost who has everything?
Look at this place
All that I need
In girls' bedrooms I have video feed
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got pictures and foldouts aplenty
I've got videos and DVDs
You want Flash Mountain shots?
I got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
Don't you see?
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em working
Looking up at those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - stars
Fantasizing you don't get too far
Doesn't matter how realistic it is
Getting a drink in a
(What's that word again?) bar
Out where they walk
Out where they run
Out where they stay all day in the sun
Wandering free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live
Outta this mansion
What would I pay
To spend a day
Out on the beach
Betcha out there
They wouldn't care
Whether I hung out with the humans
I'm really drab
Sick of rehab
Out of my reach
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
Like where's Elvis and does he
(What's the word?) live?
When's it my turn?
It would be great
Love to just finally float out this gate
Out of this crypt
And take a trip
Into that world
"Hoo boy," said Phineas after an awkward pause. "If Master Gracey knew about this place, he'd..."
Ezra jumped up. "Well, he's not gonna know about this place, is he?"
"Look," warned Gus, "you're gonna be in a lot of trouble if you don't stop this whole obsession with random cast members."
Ezra smiled. "Well, there's this one girl who I really like...hey, I think it's her turn to close up Big Thunder tonight! I'm going to check her out!" Ezra ran out. Phineas and Gus quickly followed.
"Wait, Ezra!" called Phineas.
"Uh, he's not gonna be in trouble if it's after hours," said Gus.
"Yeah, but after all these sneaking out things, this won't go over well!"
I'm slightly disappointed at how Ezra's song turned out. I was going for a real "sounds like he's the world's biggest stalker" thing, but editied a few lines out about porn to keep this story close to decent.
Another thing. I have no idea what to name Ezra's romantic interest. HELP!
And finally, I really do hate Disneymania. Sorry.
