Ezra flew through the night sky, as fireworks exploded over the castle. He landed on Big Thunder Mountain's highest ridge. Mr. Bluebird joined him. "Boy, Ezra, you seem excited!"

"Sure am!" smiled Ezra. He pointed at a young attractive woman walking along the tracks of the ride, giving it a final check. "My favorite cast member is out! She's so beautiful."

"I thought you only liked fat ladies," said the bird.

Ezra laughed. "Thankfully, I've grown out of that fetish."

"So what's her name?"

"Uh...I don't know," admitted Ezra. "I've sorta stalled meeting with her."

"So how do you know you like her?" asked Mr. Bluebird.

"Are you nuts!" exclaimed Ezra. "She's always got a big Disney trivia book with her...usually a Haunted Mansion themed one. I'm in love! And best of all, through some baby monitors I hid in her house, I know she doesn't have a boyfriend!"

"That's nice...wait, you hid what?"

"Yeah," grinned the ghost, "I'm a crafty one. But how does a ghost who never really had a life ask a girl out? I mean, my whole background was just written by someone!"

"Relax," said Mr. Bluebird. "I don't even have any lines in a movie that can't be released."

"Yeah, your life sucks. Well, all I can do is gaze down on her."

Phineas and Gus joined him. "Ezra!" yelled Phineas. "Get out of here!"

"Don't make me make you Gus's size!" threatened the dwarf.

"Oh, bug off," glared Ezra. "I'm fine up here. A clear, night sky..." Ezra was zapped by lightning as it began to storm. "Woo! I'm a lightning rod!"

"What doesn't kill him will only make him crazier," said Phineas.

Gus turned to the pretty cast member. "That girl better get off the tracks before she gets hurt."

Lighting hit the ride controls. A train suddenly started driving towards her.

"Can that really happen?" asked Gus.

"Science doesn't matter!" cried Ezra. "I'll save you, mystery love!"

As the girl tried to get out of the way, some rocks fell and knocked her unconscious. Ezra took off down the tracks and grabbed the girl. "I touched her! I'm touchING Awesome! I feel all tingly!" A rock hit him. "Now I feel dizzy...in a tingly way."

Ezra plopped onto the tracks. The train was now approaching both of them.

"Gus!" cried Phineas. "We gotta do something!"

"I'm on it!" Gus threw his ball and chain onto the controls. The train stopped dead in its tracks. (DEAD! Get it!)

"Yay!" cheered Phineas.

Lightning struck the controls again. The train started up.

"Wow, that's some smart electricity," said Mr. Bluebird. "Makes me happy to be a southern hick."

Ezra sat up. "Hey, Casey Junior's coming down the tracks! ...closer and closer. AAAAHHH!" Ezra grabbed the girl again and flew down into the swamp area nearby. He laid her down. "There..." he sighed. "No more trains."

Ezra looked up to see the Walt Disney World Railroad coming at him. "Oh, enough with the drama!" He moved the girl. "There..."

"She isn't dead, is she?" asked Phineas as the others watched from the roller coaster.

"Nah, her ghost woulda come out by now," said Gus.

Mr. Bluebird flew away. "I think we all should leave now. He's having a tender moment."

"Tender?" repeated Phineas. "HIM?"

Ezra: What would I give

To live where you are?

What would I pay

To stay here beside you?

What would I do to see you

Smiling at me?

Phineas and Gus gasped in confusion. Gus's jaw literally hit the floor.

Where would we walk?

Where would we run?

If we could stay all day in the sun?

Just you and me

And I could be

Part of your world

Ezra hid as the girl got up and left. "Aww..." he sighed dreamily. "She's so lovely when she's dazed and confused."

I don't know when

I don't know much

But this crazy ghost hasn't lost his touch

Watch and you'll see

Someday I'll be

Part of your world

As Ezra sang, a huge wave came up from the swamp behind him and drenched the ghost. "Hey! Who did that?"

Ezra turned to see a tentacle disappearing into the water. "Weird...it's like I'm being watched."


I'm happy for all the name suggestions for the girl. However, I think I'm still going to put off naming her...until her next scene.