HI!!! Here's chapter 6!!! YAY! *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* Whoo HOo! Hope you like it!!! *Gives a glass piercing glare at Peachlover * This is what you get for dragging and hitting me with a anime sized mallet… *whips out a bat and starts chasing Peachlover* I'm going to avenge myself!!!!
Thank you all my reviewers!!!
And Kathy did not give me all my ideas… she was in Hawaii when I wrote this story!!! She is my lezzie lover though… j/k I'm straight ok… STRAIGHT!!! You sickos… *muttering, shaking my head*
Peachlover: *(fainted a while ago...) becomes conscious again… shakes her head viciously then faints again*
Hehe my poor cousin... j/k she's not harmless! SHE'S A KILLER!!! *screams and runs away*
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the gang… darn…
Chapter 6:
Kouga led the dazed people down the hall from the General's office. Souta and Shippo smiled mischievously at him. Kouga sweated a little, walking faster.
"Hi Mr. Kouga, remember me and Shippo?" Souta chimed at Kouga while everyone else was still shocked.
HOW CAN I NOT REMEMBER? Kouga thought as he leaned away from the two little boys, watching their every move with hawk eyes. After about a minute from the General's office, Kouga stopped.
"Princess Kagome and Major Tsushima, here is where you will be prepared." He gestured them into a room. He paused a little, sneaking a look at Shippo and Souta before he continued. He turned facing the door across the hall. "This is where you guys will dress. Your uniforms are on the chair. I will be back for you at 1 o clock." With that he turned and ran away, scared to be 10 feet away from Shippo and Souta.
"Uh… it's only 10:30…" Miroku glanced at his watch. Everybody groaned.
"What's wrong with Kouga?" Inuyasha asked Miroku.
"Uh... Shippo and Souta played around with him a bit." Sango pointed at the two boys. Inuyasha looked at them. They flashed them big angelic smiles.
"Ahem… You two must be the brides!" Everyone turned to see a woman about their age. She had tacky blue eye shadow defining her eyes, pink lipstick, dark red dots on each cheek (Supposedly blush..), very long hot pink nails, and very big hair. Kagome and Sango thought she had the worse style in Japan. She chewed gum, smacking every second. "Hi! smack My name is Yura. I'm you makeup and hairstylist! Smack" Kagome and Sango had a terrible vision... (Blue eye shadow… 80's lipstick and huge hair… eww…"
"Eh…" Kagome's and Sango's sweat dropped.
"I can see your just sooo excited, judging from my style!" She giggled a high pitched laugh. "Come on, I can't wait to work on your pretty selves!" She grabbed both of their hands, dragging them inside the room. Both of them had an expression on their face that said that there were going to die before they would be caught dead wearing tacky baby blue eye shadow.
"God… I don't want to know what they turn out like…" Miroku muttered, they both had the same vision Kagome and Sango had.
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Yura laid out her makeup on the counter. "Well girls, ya'll are getting married!! I remember my first marriage." She looked dreamily up at the ceiling. "And my second… and my third… and my fourth… Oh and no one can forget my fifth!" She laid blush on the counter.
"You got married five times?!?" Kagome blurted out. Yura looked about the same age as them, around the twenties. Sango's jaw dropped, thinking the same things as Kagome.
"Oh No..." She giggled.
Kagome and Sango straighten up a bit. "Oh…" They both said.
"I got married six times!" Kagome and Sango both feel anime style.
"That must be so sad… to get divorced five times." Sango said, sitting down in a chair.
"Oh no… I only divorced once…" Yura took out her hair brushes. "Right before every marriage, except for the first, my husband to be never showed up…" She shrugged. "Huh... Wonder why… must be themselves!" She giggled a shrilly giggle, snorting a little. Kagome and Sango just laughed a long a little, sweat drops forming behind their heads.
"Then you only got married once." Sango said.
"Yea... If you put it that way… Hehe… So which one of you ladies is first?" She giggled holding out a chair for one of them.
"Kagome!! Kagome will go first!" Sango shoved Kagome forward.
"No… Sango you go first!" Kagome wheeled around behind Sango.
"No… I insist." Sango growled as she pushed Kagome into the chair and tied her wrist to the arms.
"No fair…" Kagome exclaimed as she tried to wriggle free.
"Funny! The ladies always do this but don't worry. I will make you guys equal in beauty!" Yura chirped as she set to work on Kagome. Kagome whimpered as Sango shut her eyes.
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One Hour later…
"Inuyasha… I'm bored out of my mind!!!" Miroku exclaimed as he failed in trying to balance a pen on his nose.
"I am to…" Inuyasha groaned into the pillow his face as in. He laid face down on the sofa.
"Where are Shippo and Souta?" Miroku asked, attempting to balance the pen again.
"Some lady took them to explain how to be ring barriers." Inuyasha replied.
"Oh..." The pen fell. "Hey! Let's go spy on Sango and Kagome!" Miroku got up but Inuyasha pulled him back down.
"You just want to go see if their changing…"
"No… I'm bored... jeez… Can't a man wonder what his wife is going to look like for our wedding?" Miroku said, offended by Inuyasha's statement.
"It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. Besides this isn't a real wedding." Inuyasha snapped.
"But it's not bad luck to hear the bride before the wedding! And it is a real wedding to me!" Miroku ran out of the room. Inuyasha fell down anime style before running after him.
Miroku crouched low, while putting his ear to the door.
"They are going to be mad-" Inuyasha whispered angrily.
"SHHH! I can't hear if you talk!" Miroku snapped at him.
Inuyasha grumbled as he lean forward to listen to what they were saying. All they could hear was Yura talking… annoyingly.
"So when I turned 18, I told my ma to stop controlling me. She said stop listening to her. I said I was going to leave and she said ok. She said OK! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?" Yura was giggling madly but Sango and Kagome wasn't talking.
"So anyways, I got pregnant… blah blah blah." Inuyasha's and Miroku's sweat dropped as Yura kept talking.
"Ok… Darling I finished !! Do you like it?" Yura asked, either Sango or Kagome.
"AHHHH!!!"
Miroku and Inuyasha fell. They rubbed their ears from the piercing scream.
"Uh oh… sounds like they don't like it. I better get a camera so I can make fun of Sango!" Miroku said cheerfully as walked back to their room.
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"AHHHH!!! Yura I love it!!!" Kagome exclaimed as she looked at herself in the mirror. Her makeup was a neutral, peachy tone. She had the loveliest shade of red lipstick and her eyes were defined perfectly. Her hair was down and wavy, framing her face in just the right way. Kagome seemed to remember this look on her before but she couldn't recall it.
"I'm glad you like it!!! All though it's not as good as the way I put makeup on me… but it looks good on you!" Yura giggled as she got ready for Sango.
"Oh wow! Kagome you look perfect!" Sango giggled as she got into the seat.
"Thanks!" Kagome said as she slipped into her dress that the army had provided.
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"Ok… You two little gentlemen are going to walk down that aisle when the music starts with these pillows." Kagura carefully explained to Shippo and Souta. They nodded as she smiled and turned to yell at people.
"What did she say?" Shippo whispered to Souta.
"Beats me…" Souta shrugged.
"Want to pillow fight?" Shippo asked eagerly, not noticing that there where rings tied to each pillow.
"Sure!" Souta said as he smacked Shippo with the pillow. The hit each other until something flew from the pillow. They both looked at the pillows. One pillow had two rings tied to it. One pillow had one ring tied to it.
"Uh Oh…" Shippo and Souta exclaimed.
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Kouga was just sitting on a chair when something flew and hit him on the head.
"Ow!" Kouga rubbed his head. He looked down to see a ring had hit his head. He picked it up examining it.
"What are you doing with that!!!" A woman stomped up to him and snatched the ring away. She hit him with her clipboard. Kouga fell to the floor, wondering what had he done to her.
Kagura stomped back to Shippo and Souta.
"I think I'll just hang on to these for now…" She said as she took the two pillows from Shippo and Souta. "Please sit right here until I tell you to go to the back." Shippo and Souta immediately sat down.
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Inuyasha and Miroku stood at the alter as all their friends from the camp greeted them.
"Hmm.. I didn't know you guys had fiancées…" One guy said as he patted both of their backs.
"Hehe… I'm surprised Sango even likes Miroku…" Another said as he nudged Miroku.
"Yeah… She loves me.. She just never showed it!" Miroku boasted at the men. Inuyasha's sweat dropped as he muttered something.
The music started and everybody sat at their seats. Inuyasha and Miroku shifted from foot to foot. First Shippo and Souta came out with pillows with the rings on it. Then Sango and Kagome came it.
"Wow.. Sango looks like a goddess!" Miroku sighed as he looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked like a fish out of water.
"Aye.. Stop gawking jeez… you're lucky… you get to marry the princess!"
Inuyasha wasn't listening. He's eyes were focused on Kagome. She looked gorgeous, something he wasn't expecting from Yura… She looked simple but at the same time exquisite. She had a no strap wedding dress and her hair was let down in little spirals around her face. She and Sango approached them as the ceremony began.
(A/n: It's going to be starting from the left: Inuyasha, Kagome, then Miroku, and Sango. They are getting a double marriage! Jeez the armies on a budget ya know…"
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"Souta… what are they doing?" Shippo whispered to Souta. The two were standing still watching Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango stand still while some really old guy talked to them.
"I don't know but this is very boring." Souta replied to Shippo who nodded his head in approval.
"Hey lets play tag!!!" Shippo squealed in delight.
"Ok.. I'll get Inuyasha and you get Sango!" Souta said as the old man said something about kissing the brides.
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"You may kiss the bride oh umm.. brides." Inuyasha stared at Kagome, making no move to kiss her. She blushed and looked away. Sango was pushing Miroku away while he puckered at him. The audience wasn't amused.
"HEY!!! KISS ALREADY!!!" Somebody shouted from way in the back of the church.
"Yea, come on!!! Kiss the brides!!" Everybody encouraged them.
Kagome cringed as she heard this. She had to kiss Inuyasha. Now or later. She, after all, was supposed to be Inuyasha's wife. Inuyasha continued looking at her, as if debating whether to kiss her or not. Kagome grabbed his suit, pulled her close to him and pressed her lips onto his. Everybody cheered when they pulled away. Inuyasha looked shocked but felt stupid for not kissing her first.
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"Miroku get away from me!" Sango squealed as Miroku's grasp became tighter on her waist.
"We're supposed to kiss Sango!" Miroku tried to kiss her but her hand was on his chest, pushing him away.
"N-"Sango felt somebody push her from behind.
"Tag! Sango you're-" Shippo was cut off when he saw Sango push against Miroku, her lips falling into Miroku's. "Ew.. gross.." Shippo said disgustedly, making gawking noises.
What a stupid chapter! O well… I currently can't see where my story is going… damn… jeez… I don't even know how Inuyasha and Kagome are going to fall… ARRRGGHH!!! Well please review… I want at least 30 reviews before I unleash chapter 7!!! PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU ARE READING THIS!!! Come on.. If you write stories you would want people to review!
