Author's Greeting- Okay. I get it. You've waited long enough.
ultimategilmoregirl- One word. Therapy. Sorry, but I can't kill him that would be cruel. But there's another way to get rid of him. Muahahahaha!
JavaJunkiE006- Flowers are on their way.
No.13dreamer- Yes I really do. Oh, and you have to wait like the rest of them, but it will happen in the future.
orangesherbert7- What are going to do if I don't, huh?
Franala- Please stop predicting things. I had to rewrite the whole chapter because you spoiled it. That's why it took so long. Just kidding. You didn't make me rewrite anything, but seriously. Stop predicting my plots.
LukeNlorelaifan- No it doesn't. Sorry.javarox- You've got some major issue to work out. LOL. Don't hurt me.
Disclaimer- I'll own Luke in 6-8 weeks. I wish. Oh, well.
Okay, I'm done rambling. On with the story!
As Luke was walking home from the Inn, he thought about his day. He couldn't believe he helped in planning the wedding. He hated planning weddings. Okay. So, the only wedding he's ever planned is when he helped his sister. Okay. Tricked is more like it, but still. Then, he spent the rest of the day with the woman that broke him and Lorelai up. Evil, evil woman. That's when he almost had a heart attack.
Flashback"Do you think they're right for each other?"
"I ah… I don't know."
"I mean I'm not going to interfere with Lorelai's love life like last time, I just know if he's best for her, but I'm not interfering. I'm not judging."
"Okay," Luke said not quite sure what to say after Emily's little speech where he was pretty sure she was more trying to convince herself then him.
So, there was really nothing to have a heart attack over, but he really thought she knew he still liked Lorelai like the time she called them idiots when Richard was in the hospital.
The rest of dinner was just them talking about work and if their boss was okay with the wedding ("Okay with the wedding? He's paying for the honeymoon," Lorelai said making Luke uncomfortable because thinking about their honeymoon and what happens on a honeymoon made him squirm.) Even when she's not trying, probably not even thinking about trying, sometimes not even there, she still annoys and/or makes me uncomfortable.
When he got to the diner and sent Cesar home, he did his nightly routine, stacking chairs, cleaning dishes, subconsciously leaving a fairly fresh pot of coffee in the pot in case someone just so happens to stop by. He found out his subconscious was right when he heard a knock at the door.
"Would you care even the slightest if I said we were closed," Luke said gruffly with his back the person knowing exactly who it was.
"Really, really not," Lorelai said opening the door which his subconscious forgot to lock… again.
"Then have a seat," Luke said trying to sound annoyed, but inside glad she came.
"I was going to anyway, but thanks for the invitation."
"No problem. Coffee?" Stupid question. Bet you the anything she says duh.
"Luke, how long have you known me?"
Haha!
Wait.
"Duh." Haha! I win!
We're the same person. What's mine is yours. Wait. I'm betting with myself. How pathetic.
"Here," Luke said handing her her coffee.
After inhaling her coffee, pouring herself another, and Luke handing over the pot, they were silent.
"What are you doing here so late?"
"Mike is debating with Kirk about 'Star Wars' actually happening."
"How'd that happen?"
"Kirk wanted to know Mike was going to Korea anytime soon. He asked why. He said his friend Mirk wanted to get a bootlegged copy of Episode 3. Mike said that he wasn't. Kirk asked if he thought 'Star Wars' could actually happen. I got bored of listening after fifteen minutes. Decided to get a cup of coffee. And here we are know."
"Okay. Which side is Mike on of this strange debate?"
"Kirk is saying that it's such a culty thing it's very possible that 'Star Wars' geeks might start making real lightsabers and stuff, but the actual plot probably wouldn't happen. Mike said he doesn't really like 'Star Wars'. Kirk got mad and started ranting about how everyone likes 'Star Wars', then went back to the actually happening thing, then I tuned out."
"Smart choice."
"Hey, thanks for putting up with my mom."
"No problem."
"No. My mom's a big problem, especially for my head and my ass."
Luke rolled his eyes at her comment.
"No seriously. After we broke up you probably had a party celebrating never having to deal with her again."
There were no parties for me after we broke up.
Again Luke just rolled his eyes.
"Your eyes will freeze that way if you keep doing that."
"Not funny."
"Well, I should get going and make sure Mike doesn't beat up Kirk, and if he already has… Oh, well."
"Okay."
"Bye Luke."
"Bye Lorelai."
If lame, I blame it on the fact that I wrote it at 1 am. If good, it's all god given genius. That line is really good. Please review! Thanks in advanced!
