AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hi!!!  I'm back with chapter 7!  Hope you enjoy it!!

REPLY TO REVIEWERS:

Sasali the Snow girl:  You start school soon?  I already started!  I'll try to update before you go to school... eh When DO you start school.  *Frantically types up chapter seven*  hand cramp!!!

M:  Thanks for reading and liking it and here is chapter seven. ;P

^. ~: Thanks for lecturing me... -.- sorry get carried away sometimes… 0.0i  You're right!  I should be writing this for readers and for my own enjoyment!

Telospilos: Thanks… Yura is like Fran from "the Nanny" if you ever watched that T.V show… 

Anonymous:  Honeymoon?  Didn't think of that… Oh great now my story line is all messed up… Thanks for reminding me!  I just got a great idea!  *cackles evilly*

DISCLAIMER:

I don't own Inuyasha or anyone else.

Chapter 7:

Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku just stood at the alter after they kissed.  All of them wondered what to do next.  Just then Kagura popped in. 

"Oh you guys congratulations… blah blah… ok, now run down the aisle act like your excited and get into that car."  She instructed them to what to do.  They all paused for moment then ran down the aisle.

"Man, talk about best friends… They do EVERYTHING TOGETHER!  Even their honeymoon.  And I thought double marriage was too much…"  A man muttered to his friend in the audience. 

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They all got into the back of the van, while Kagura got into the drivers seat. She started the engine and drove off. 

"What are we doing?"  Kagome asked Kagura as she put on her seat belt. 

"You guys are going on your honeymoon!  The general wanted to make your fake marriage very real so it would seem normal."  Kagura changed lanes as she got on to the highway. 

"HONEYMOON?!?"  Everyone gasped.

"Yay we're going on a honeymoon!"  Miroku sang, clapping his hands.  Sango rolled her eyes.

"But we didn't even pack!"  Sango protested, intimidated by Miroku's attitude towards the honeymoon.

"I already did for you guys!"  Kagura piped as she sped past a car.

"Where are we going on our 'honeymoon'"  Inuyasha asked, emphasizing honeymoon as he spoke.

"To an island—"  She cut off her sentence when a driver had cut too closely to her.  She cursed at the driver, sending insane beeping at him.

"Oh Sango, it will be you, me, and the beach."  Miroku said leaning toward Sango.

Sango pushed him away.  "No… It will be you, me, Kagome, Inuyasha, Mr. Hammer,

and the beach."

"Oh Sango, bear my child!"  Miroku said as he lunged forward to hug Sango. Sango stopped him by putting her hand on his face.  "Make that Mr. Chainsaw…"  

"I was just kidding Sango, jeez.  It's not like I would really have my best friend bear my children."  Miroku said.

"Aww.. That's so sweet."  Kagome sighed.

"Yeah right… you would if she was a really pretty girl…"  Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Are you saying I'm ugly?"  Sango shot a piercing glance at Inuyasha. 

"You think I'm that perverted?"  Miroku ganged up on Inuyasha.

"No, no Sango I meant Miroku is really perverted…"  Inuyasha backed away from Sango rather than Miroku.

"Hey!"  Miroku protested at them.  "I'm not a pervert!  I just like to flirt!" Everybody's sweat dropped. 

"Everyone be quiet!  I'm trying to drive here!!!"  Kagura shouted at them, barely missing hitting the rear end of a truck. Everyone shut up after that. 

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"We're here!!!"  Kagura said as they got out Taxi that they had caught back at the docks.  They stood in front of a very familiar hotel.  Well at least to Kagome and Inuyasha.  They all walked inside before Kagome could realize where they were. 

"Umm.. I have reservations for two rooms."  Kagura told the clerk.  They looked up her name, she paid the fee, and received the keys.  She turned around to the two couples.  "Ok, here are your keys."  She said as she handed them the keys.

"Oh, no I'm not staying here!!" Kagome backed away.  Inuyasha finally remembered the hotel.  He shook his head.

"Just stay here Kagome…"  He kept his voice low, trying not to start a commotion.

"NO!  I HATE THIS PLACE!!!"  Kagome shouted in fury, remembering what they did to her last time she was here. 

"Well then pay my money back!  I just paid for your room already."  Kagura demanded as she held out her hand.

"I'll only pay if I stay here!!!"  Kagome shouted as she crossed her arms over her chest and pouted.

"Then stay here!!" 

"Fine!!!"  Kagome shouted but then realized that Kagura tricked her.  She was about to say something but Kagura already ran out of the lobby and got into a taxi.  "ARRRGHHH!!!" 

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"Ok Kouga, you're going to baby-sit Souta and Shippo for five days."  The general said.

"WHAT!!!!"

"You have nothing to do anyways."  The general simply replied.

"What are you talking about?  I control the missiles!!!"  Kouga growled as he banged his fist on a unknown button. 

PEESSHOOWW!!!

"Oh no.. you just launched a missle!"

FIVE HOURS LATER…

Email from the government of China…

YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR HITTING US WITH A MISSLE!!!

(A/N:  I'm exsaggerating.. hehe… I don't think you can launch a missle with just

one button…)

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"Watch when I go back home, I'll shut this hotel down!!!"  Kagome said furiously as she, Sango, Inuyasha, and Miroku walked into the two adjoining rooms. 

"Hey, me and Kagome will take this room.  You guys take the other one."  Sango said as she set her bag down to explore the room.  Inuyasha and Miroku opened the door to the next room. 

"I will see this place crumble!!!"  Kagome spat as she shook her fist angrily in the air.

"Hey look they give free chocolate!!!"  Sango exclaimed as she dug into the jar of chocolate on the dresser. 

"They stock the refrigerator!!!"  Miroku said as he took a bite out of a gourmet sandwich.  "This place is cool!!!"  He said with his mouth full.

Inuyasha's sweat dropped as he saw Sango and Miroku pig out on food. Then something caught his attention.

"Oh sweet!!  Shower caps!!!!"  Inuyasha exclaimed as he put a pink flowered shower cap on, tucking in his hair.

Kagome feel down anime style.  How did she get friends like that?  She sat down on the bed. 

"Comfy."  Kagome caught herself saying.  She slightly tapped her self.  What was she saying? She hated this place but Kagome couldn't help but fall into the soft pillows and sigh in comfort.                           

(a/n:  Sango and Kagome are sharing a room!  Inuyasha and Miroku are in the adjoining room!  They are talking together all at once is because they have the door inbetween their two rooms open!  Didn't want to confuse you…)

Yay finished!!!!   Ok… review ok?  Umm maybe 45 reviews this time?   Hehe… thank you for taking the time in reading this fiction.  Please review if you have a

suggestion, a question, or just want to tell me this is a great fic and you would really appreciate it if I update soon!!!  Hehe…  I really had fun writing this chapter.. me and my bro get together and brainstorm a whole lots of crazy, wacked ideas.