Author's Greeting- Hey guys! I won't be able to update at least till Friday. I'm going on a trip tomorrow with my family since it's the last week of summer and I'm coming back early on Friday. Then I have a tour on Friday around my new school. Then hanging out with my friend. Then orientation the next day. God I'm busy.
ProFfeSseR- Come on. One of Kirk's guilty pleasures is probably Star Wars. He so looks like a Star Wars geek. Once my friend brought up that Kirk would look so freaky in
Leia's (?) gold bikini after seeing him in a dress. I had nightmares for months. I know TMI, but it reminded me of it. Sorry if it freaked you out too.
Franala- It's okay. Just try not to do it again, but keep reviewing. Yours are always funny.
javarox- It's good you can't strangle anyone or I'd be scared that you're at on the streets some where. JK. Where do you live? It'd make me feel safer to know.
ultimategilmoregirl- I couldn't get the real Mike to appear in this chapter because he was afraid of what you might do to him if he did. So his stunt will be filling in for him instead. Jared isn't as good as Mike, but he'll have to do for now. Can you live with the guilt of knowing the guy you don't like won't come out 'cause he's scared of you? Huh?
Disclaimer- I now own Mike and Jared (Mike's stunt double) 'cause someone scared Mike away. Oh well. I feel better about myself 'cause I now own two people.
Okay, I'm done rambling. On with the story!
I hate suits. I really hate suits. And usual the event that I'm at that requires me to wear a suit just adds to making me hate the suits. And the fact that it's Lorelai's wedding to another guy made isn't making me like them anymore, but it is doing wonders for making me hate them.
I'm miserable. I don't want to be this miserable for the rest of my life. I have to do something about being miserable to be happy. And I don't have to make sense while doing it. Sense sucks. Okay. It might the hatred of the stupid suit that's making me do stupid things, but I'm going to tell Lorelai. Screw senses. Screw the fact I'm the best man. I'm going to do it.
All I have to do is find Lorelai.
What's the worst that could happen.
Luke ran from room to room, knocking on what seemed like a hundred doors. He finally found the room Lorelai was in, the door slightly cracked open.
She looked beautiful. She had her hair curled, a heart necklace (probably her something new and/or borrowed), and blue dragonfly earrings (probably her something old, borrowed, and/ or blue). Her dress was just perfect for her not too puffy, lacey, or frilly rule.
He finally snapped out of his trance long enough to realize she was alone so this was as good a time as ever.
"Can I come in?"
"Luke? Sure you can come in."
Luke stepped into the room. Even though he saw her from the crack in the door, his breath still caught in his throat.
"You… look beautiful."
"Thanks."
"I need to tell you something."
"Okay."
"You might want to sit down for this."
"Luke, I am sitting down."
"Oh yeah," Luke nervously chuckled. "Okay. Lorelai… I.. ah still… lo.."
"Luke?"
"Istillloveyou," Luke said quickly to get it over with.
"What?"
"Lorelai, I still love you."
"You still love me? When did ever start loving me?" Lorelai said angrily.
Not the reaction I was going for.
"Lorelai, I know you're mad…" but Luke was interrupted by a very angry Lorelai.
"Oh, Luke. I'm not mad. I'm really not… I'm furious! Luke, you tell me this the of my wedding! Not only that, YOU"RE THE BEST MAN... AT MY WEDDING!"
"Lorelai…"
"No, Luke get out of here. I never want to see you again!"
Luke was heart broken.
"Lorelai, Luke time to walk done the aisle."
"Okay."
The wedding was almost over when Luke heard the words: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
Everyone looked around and before he knew what he was doing he heard himself say: "I object."
Everyone was wide eyed and gasped, Lorelai and Rory included and Mike with a scowl on his face.
"Luke. Don't do this," Lorelai said above a whisper.
"Luke, he could you do this to me? You're my best man!" Mike said angrily.
"Lorelai, I love you," Luke said whispering.
"Luke… I don't love you!"
Luke shot up in his bed, breathing unevenly.
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's all I'm going to say! Muaha hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
