Chapter 2 - Gameboy
In 1994 Nintendo introduced the Gameboy , of course - I'm making this up , but something like that .
Now the system and it's upgrades have sold more than any other console ever , but it's because Nintendo's motto is " make the dumbest decisions ever "
First - they start selling more by introducing more colors , I mean you have to buy a whole new system to get a new color , why doesn't Nintendo just release some fucking crayons , color the system and shit.
Than , they start making them smaller , now it's alredy kind of an eye strain to see that little screen , but then they go ahead and make it even smaller as an advancement. That's probably the only reason I would choose a psp over a gameboy.
Now with the Nintendo DS , it got me all pissed off , I was trying to figure out how to play wi-fi at home (I can't figure out why I would do that) but I tried doing that for 5 hours and then I installed a new firmware update - so with this I lost all my warcraft 3 setup shit (took 20 hours to hook up) . So now I can't host warcraft matches or play DS online , or not be completely pissed off when someone mentions wi-fi.
