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Chapter 11:

"Hold still Mr. Kouga…"  Souta said as his he stuck out his tongue.  He closed one eye, concentrating deeply.  One bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face.  He aimed carefully so he wouldn't hit Kouga's head on accident.

"Um… Souta are you sure about this?"  Kouga voice was small and unclear but somehow Shippo caught it. 

"Oh, Mr. Kouga don't worry… Souta is a good in ar–cher-re…"  Shippo piped up from behind Souta who was still trying to aim at the apple on top of Kouga's head.  Shippo and Souta had tied Kouga to a tree so he wouldn't move or run away.  This past two days since the wedding was boring for Shippo and Souta.  Mr. Kouga didn't want to play with them anymore so they had to capture him. 

Kouga gulped as he closed his eyes.  Souta hesitated a little, remembering all the techniques his sister, Kagome taught him.  He let go.

PHHHWWIINNG

Kouga anticipated an arrow in his head or in his heart.  Kouga waited for his death or pain but he didn't feel it.  He opened one eye, and looked up.  The apple rolled off his head with no arrow.  He looked around for the arrow… No arrow.  Where could it possibly be?  He looked down…

"AHHHH!!!"  Kouga's eyes bulged out of his head.  The arrow hit the tree right between his legs, an inch away from his…

His heart felt like it was jumping out of his chest.  He was an inch away from having no kids… 

"Oh… oops…Mr. Kouga… I hope that didn't hit you!"  Souta called out, scratching his head sheepishly.  "I swear, I thought I was aiming for the apple."  Souta muttered under his breathe, recalling all the techniques over again.

"Me wanna try!!!"  Shippo eagerly grabbed a bow and arrow.  Souta let him have it, thinking deeply about what had gone wrong. 

Kouga's eyes nearly popped out of his head.  "NOOO!!!"  Kouga screamed out.  Shippo sloppily tried to aim, closing one eye like Souta.  "AHHH!!"

PHHHWWIINNGG

Shippo let go of the arrow, it aimed directly to Kouga's body.  Kouga jumped out of the way, pulling the tree along with him.  It barely missed his head. 

Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump…

Kouga's heart literally jumped into his mouth.  He stumbled on the ground, the tree still tied to him.  "Oh god…"   His eyes went as big as dishes and then they blacked out…

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"Hehe… scalpel…"  Souta said as Shippo handed him a knife look alike.  Souta took them.

"Scissors."  Souta said as he put down the scalpel and held out his hand to Shippo who put scissors in them.  They where leaning over a table, with a light directly over their patient. 

"Uhh…"  Kouga moaned. 

"Shippo the patient is waking up!  Quickly put the sleep gas on!"   Shippo covered Kouga's mouth with a mask.

"Wha…"  Kouga pushed the mask off his mouth. 

"Hurry Shippo, I need a new heart to put into the patient.  Hand me the cut-a-ma-bob!"  cried Souta, frustrated as he put his hand over Kouga's heart. 

"What are you doing???"  Kouga jumped up, he frantically searched his body for any holes, missing body parts, or cuts.  He found none.  He sighed in relief. 

"Oh thank God!!!"  cried Kouga. 

"We're just playing doctor Mr. Kouga."  Shippo said cheerfully as he grabbed Kouga's hand. 

"Yeah… we were bored, especially when you passed out when we were playing archery."  Souta said.  He looked at Kouga who turned a ghostly white color.         

"Why me???"  Kouga whined as Shippo and Souta began chasing each other, running in circles around Kouga. 

"Ahhah You can't catch me!!!"  Shippo taunted as he stuck out his tongue at Souta.

"Oh Yea?  Lets see about that…"  Souta shouted as he brought a toy gun, shooting invincible bullets at Shippo.  Shippo increases his speed, running around Kouga who had a huge headache. 

"AHHH!!! HELP ME MR. KOUGA!!!" cried Shippo, scrambling up Kouga's leg to his arms.

"You wussy!  Come back here!!!"  Souta shouted from Kouga's feet.

"I'm not a wussy!"  cried Shippo.

"You are to!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

"Am not!"

"ARE TO, ARE TO, ARE TO, times a million so there!"  Souta chanted as he stuck out his tongue.

"AM NOT!!! Times in-fin-a-ty!!"  Shippo said with triumph.  No one could beat infinity. 

There was a silence as Souta stood at Kouga's feet, Shippo in Kouga's arms, and Kouga with a big frown on his face. 

"Are to."  Souta said, making Shippo cry.

"WHHAAAA!!! HE SAID sniff I was a WUSsY!!!"  Shippo bawled into Kouga's shirt.

Kouga just stood there wondering why God was so mean to him.  Exhaustedly, he fell onto the couch behind him, letting Shippo and Souta jump up and down next to him.  His seat jumped up with the motion Shippo and Souta was making.

"ARGHH…"  Kouga moaned.  Two days down, five more days to go.

(A/N:  Poor Kouga… he probably will never have kids after this…)

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Kagome was inside of the restroom, staring at her reflection in the bathroom.  Her cheeks were still flush from the heat and excitement.  The door of the bathroom opened and a mysterious lady stepped in.  She had long, silky hair.  She had a couple strands wrapped around her finger.  She looked elegant instead of a girly looking girl, twirling her hair. 

"Hello."  She said slipping next to Kagome to put on some makeup.  Kagome nodded back at her, feeling a little uncomfortable by her beauty. 

The woman eyed Kagome, her thoughts clearing not in a good intention.  She gracefully applied her lipstick in one motion.  The bathroom seemed to close up on Kagome and this woman. 

"I saw you and you're husband dancing earlier."  She said as she powered her nose, leaning in a little on the mirror. 

"Yeah…"  Kagome trailed off, blushing a bright red from the memory of that awkward dance. 

"You two looked good together."  The woman said, smirking as she looked at Kagome's reflection in the mirror.  "By the way my name is Yura."  The woman held out her hand at Kagome.  Kagome took it cheerfully. 

"My name is..."

"Kagome, I know."  Yura said.  Kagome jumped back a little startled.  "Kagome and Inuyasha.  Kagome and Inuyasha.  Sounds like peas in a pod."  She said bitterly.  "You guys were so happy up there, dancing like no one in the world mattered."  Yura's berry lips turned into a sneer.  "Not even me."  She said in a small voice.  Right then Kagome's perspective of Yura changed.  The elegant, beautiful woman, turned into a vulnerable, bitter little girl.  Kagome was stricken with mockingly horror. 

"What do you have to do with me and Inuyasha?  And how do you know our names?"  Kagome asked, suspiciously. 

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"Why are you standing there?"  Inuyasha asked Sesshoumaru.  Sesshoumaru had been standing there for at least 10 minutes, clearly thinking about something. 

"How could you Inuyasha?  How could you?"  Sesshoumaru asked in a quiet venomous voice.  Inuyasha just stared at him, making no movement with his mouth.  Sesshoumaru's whole body shook with anger.  "HOW COULD YOU?!?"  Sesshoumaru roared at Inuyasha, breathing loudly in and out.  Everyone turned to see what all the commotion was.  The room was silent and Inuyasha still had a blank face on.  He couldn't tell him why he had to marry Kagome, or why he left for the army, or why he never liked Sesshoumaru in the first place.  This was the first time Sesshoumaru blew up in Inuyasha's face.  Let alone in a public place that happened to belong to him.  It was usually Inuyasha's job to blow up on Sesshoumaru who just kept calm during the whole situation.  Inuyasha had no idea that Sesshoumaru could get so worked up over her. 

"I don't know."  Inuyasha replied in Sesshoumaru's infamous calm voice.           

"She loved you!  She loved YOU, Inuyasha!!!  Damn it!  Why are you so stupid?"  Sesshoumaru bellowed again.  His ears were red.  This was funny to Inuyasha but he knew better than to laugh at Sesshoumaru's red ears at the moment.

"I…  She loved me?  What?  She does not love me!  Not after what happened."  Inuyasha said in disbelief.  Why didn't she love him when they dating?  Why now?  He certainly got over her and just regarded her as somebody he never met.  Then there was the crap his mother was doing…  That's why he left. 

"FEH!  She told me with her own mouth.  She said she loved you!"  Sesshoumaru was now spitting poison everywhere. 

"I don't think so…"  Inuyasha trailed off as he noticed all the enlarged ears stretched into their conversation.  "HEY!  MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!"  Everybody scrambled back into their usual positions, murmuring something about brothers fighting over a girl.

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"What do you have to do with me and Inuyasha?  And how do you know our names?"  Kagome asked, suspiciously.

Yura grew silent.  Suddenly she sunk to the floor, sobbing.  "I'm so sorry!  I didn't mean to take it out on you!  I—I heard your names out there.  I-–I just broke up with my boyfriend."  She wailed, tears free-flowing off her powdery face.  Her mascara, powder, and eye-shadow all clumped together.  Kagome bent down, wrapping her slender arms around Yura. 

"It's okay girl, you're better off with out you're boyfriend.  There's tons of other guys waiting for you."  Kagome soothed Yura, patting her hair. 

"Really?"  Yura sniffed, sounding like a 6 year old who had taken her first strawberry scraping. 

"Yes.  There are other guys."  Kagome repeated, stoking Yura's silky hair in a motherly fashion.

"Thanks Kagome.  I'm glad I bumped into you in the bathroom."  She said in a crackled voice. 

"No problem."  Kagome said smiling.  "I thought you had something against me and Inuyasha."

"Oh no!  I don't even know you to!"  Yura giggled.  Her face was bright and cheery. 

(A/n:  Haha had you fooled for a while!  You though Yura was her!  Haha.. you know you did!  *poking you in the side* You thought it didn't you?  Didn't you! ^O^)

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Kagome approached Inuyasha and a man who looked like Inuyasha.  There were staring at each other intently.

"Hey Inuyasha… who's you're friend?"  Kagome asked eyeing Sesshoumaru up and down. He looked like Inuyasha except older and fairer skin. 

"He's not my friend.  He's my brother."  Inuyasha said in a toneless voice.

"Oh really?"  Kagome said it like it was interesting to know about Sesshoumaru.  "Hi, my name is Kagome.  I'm Inuyasha's wife."  Kagome stuck out her hand cheerfully.  Sesshoumaru just shoved her hand aside. 

"I don't want to know my mere sister-in-law."  He said coldly as Kagome stood there, hand in the air, and face red in humiliation and anger.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, 'brother-in-law', I didn't know.  Please forgive me oh-so-mighty one."  She said sarcastically, crossing her arms in her chest.

"Do you think I'm funny?"  Sesshoumaru demanded angrily. 

"No, I just think you're awfully stuck up for first impressions."  She said crossly.  "Please excuse me I think I've had enough for today."  With that she quickly turned on her feet and stalked away, the clicking of her heels gradually faded down out of the bar.

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