Author's Greeting- Hi guys! Yeah I know I haven't updated in awhile, but my teachers keep giving me a ton of work at school which turns into homework, plus the actual homework they assign equals… well a lot of homework. Plus I'm not sure my math teacher's getting through to me. lol.

bAyLeIgH aNnE- Yeah, I hate predictable stories too… well except when they're your own and you can't figure out what to write. That's what happened to me.

JavaJunkiE006- Your welcome for the review and continue your story.

Ultimategilmoregirl- Thanks for the cookies they were really good and has for "when are they're hooking up?", I have 1 question who are they? If you mean Rory and Logan: never, Babette and a gnome: already happened (lol). But if you mean Patty and Taylor then real soon. (I threw a soon in there for you because you find it so funny)

Lukelorelaichick- The wedding will probably be coming up sometime in the near future. Sorry I didn't update that fast, but it would be really appreciated if you write along review anyway.

Number One Dork- No! Purple is way better than orange especially with neon green polka dots! Btw, got any cookies now? lol Franala- Of course I missed you… ah… um… what's your name again?

Disclaimer- I don't know why you want to know what I own. All I own is SJV and a pineapple. Don't ask.

Okay, I'm done rambling. On with the story!

Over the next few weeks, Lorelai started coming to the diner more. They also started talking more and more. Things were good. They were back in their old routine. But the closer they got to the wedding, the more Mike started coming with Lorelai to the diner, the more wedding plans, and the more Patty kept coming into the diner.

Now normally it wasn't that strange to see Patty at the diner. In fact, it wasn't strange at all. Patty didn't like to cook much, so she, like most of Star's Hollow, got a lot of her meals from the diner. And again, it wasn't strange to Patty eating there, but something was different. She didn't say he should stop wearing flannel because "why hide what's obviously nothing to be ashamed of" or try to pinch his butt or any of the thing that made Luke (or any other guy for that matter) uncomfortable about being around Mrs. Patty.

Usually Luke wouldn't really mind Patty not pinching his butt, he liked it that way a lot more really, but Luke knew better. He knew that her strange behavior could possibly mean 3 things. 1) She felt sorry for him, 2) She was having a dry spell (dirty!) on gossip or well… yeah, or 3) She was planning on setting him up with one of those women she met from her show biz days.

For some reason, Patty was always trying to set him up with a woman who had something to do with show biz of some sort. Why? He didn't know because quite frankly they weren't his type. In fact he found them weird and creepy. Like the time she tried to set him up with a woman that quote unquote "works in the hair department." For all he knew, "works in the hair department" could mean bearded lady.

So when Patty came in for lunch that morning he decided to ask her what was up. (A/N- Yeah, yeah. I know. I know. The sky, a cloud, the roof, a table. Yeah, you heard me.)

"What'll you have Patty?"

"Oh, just toast and coffee," Patty said in a non-flirtatious voice. (Gasp!)

"All right Patty. What the hell is goin' on?"

"Why, whatever do you mean?" Patty said in her 'innocent act' voice.

"Every day you come in here, sit down, and order somethin' small! And every time you just sit there, not tryin' to annoy me or pinch me or make me uncomfortable, not that I mind, but when ever you act like this it means you're up to somethin' and I want to know what you're up to!"

"Oh, all right. Sookie, Babette and I wanted to get on your good side."

"Why! Why do you want to get on my good side?"

"Well…"

I know it was short and dumb, but more is on the way (I hope soon). Again, I know dumb, but please review anyway. The purple button missed you!