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Chapter 12: 

Kagome stood in the elevator, fuming over Inuyasha's brother.  What an asshole… Kagome wanted to strangle the pretty boy's neck for saying what he said to her.  Didn't he know she was the princesses?  Or course not, it was a secret.  Well he should've been politer, especially to a lady.  Kagome waited in the elevator.  It seemed to stop at every floor, making the way to the 40th floor long.  She groaned at how slow this was going.  Everybody else in the elevator looked at her, annoyingly. 

When it finally came to her floor, she quickly walked out, relieved that it finally came.  She didn't like elevators, it seemed like it would stop any minute and never open or suddenly plummet 70 stories down.  She fumbled with her hotel card, swiping it to open the door.  She walked in quietly, not wanting to disturb Sango.  The light was on which probably meant Sango was awake.  Kagome heard moaning from the room.  She got a full view of the beds when she walked in a little further.  Sango was indeed awake.  She was leaning over Miroku by the bed.  Miroku had his shirt and pants off, laying face down on the bed in his boxers. 

"OH MY GOD!!!"  Kagome blurted out.  Both Sango and Miroku jumped up. 

"Kagome!!! Don't scare me like that!!!"  Sango said clutching her chest as if her heart had jumped out.  Miroku still laid on the bed, moaning and groaning.

"Ow… Kahoma don't care meeh ike taht!!!"  Miroku's voice was muffled from the pillow.            

"Umm… Did I come at a bad moment because if you guys were doing SOMETHING…"  Kagome's eyes averted to her shoes and she stumbled out of the room.  "I'll just leave you guys alone…"  She mumbled and ran out of the room.  Sango didn't have enough reaction to catch her. 

"What was that all about?"  Miroku asked, bewildered.

"I don't know."  Sango said as she plucked another cactus needle out of Miroku, not so carefully.

"Oww!  Saaanngggo would you be more gentle?!"  Miroku whined.

"It's not my fault.  You were the one who scared me and made me throw that bowl at you that made you fall on a cactus plant!"  Sango snapped at Miroku.

"Why do they even have cactus plants in a hotel room?  Jeez… who thinks of these things?"  Miroku said, wincing as Sango plucked another needle.

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Kagome nervously knocked on Inuyasha's room door.  She heard footsteps and a half dressed Inuyasha opened the door. 

"Kagome… what are you doing?"  Inuyasha asked confusingly. 

"Umm… well…"  Kagome flustered, looking at her feet.  "Miroku… and Sango… uh…"

"WHAT?  MIROKU AND SANGO ARE *BEEP*"  Inuyasha's eyes were big, and his mouth dropped. 

"Uh… yea… can I sleep here tonight…"  Kagome said quickly.  "I mean I don't want to interrupt them."  She stopped.  "I mean I... I mean... I don't know!"  She said, throwing her hand up in the air while stalking inside the room.

"I knew Sango liked Miroku."  Inuyasha muttered as he closed the door behind him. 

"Umm…."  The both stood awkwardly in the room, looking somewhere but each other.  "So…"  They both said in unison. 

"What's up with your brother. He was so rude."  Kagome said breaking the silence as she sat down on one of the two beds.

"I don't know."  Inuyasha partially lied.  He kind of knew why Sesshoumaru was mad but it wasn't very clear.  Inuyasha grabbed a shirt to put on. 

"Oh, so he just hates his brother's wife for no reason?"  Kagome smirked sarcastically.

"Yea."  Inuyasha said without even thinking.  "I mean no… Well Sesshoumaru never really liked me."  Inuyasha sat down on the other bed.  He was tired and wanted to sleep but Kagome was in the room.  He probably had one to many light beers because he just saw Kagome in a bikini.  He blinked twice, shaking his head.  His vision corrected and he saw Kagome in what she was wearing when she came in. 

"Why are you staring at me?"  Kagome asked.  "Is there wrong."  She said checking her shirt and pants for stains or holes.

"No.. No nothings wrong."  Inuyasha looked away, embarrassed.  Just then a thud came from Sango and Miroku's room.

Kagome and Inuyasha's mouth dropped in horror.  They scrambled to the wall, listening intently to the room on the other side.

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"Oi… Miroku if you can't get up then don't!"  Sango said as helped Miroku up off the floor.  Sango had finally finished plucking the needles from Miroku's back. 

"But I have to go."  Miroku whined.

"Fine… Just hurry up!"  Sango said as she clutched her toothbrush.  Miroku limped to the bathroom, slowly.

"WOULD YOU GO FASTER!!!" 

"I'm going as fast as I can.  A guy can only do so much. JEEZ… It's hard ok…"  Miroku said as he slammed the bathroom door.

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Kagome and Inuyasha listened to the conversation going on in the room but all they heard was: "I'm going as fast as I can.  A guy can only go so much.  JEEZ… *something* harder *something*."  SLAM…

Kagome and Inuyasha eyes shot as big as dinner plates.  (ie: O.O)  They were doing something freaky in there…

"Oh my god…"  Kagome said, backing away from the wall.  Inuyasha tripped as Kagome backed into him. 

"Ow…  Would you look where you're backing up at?!?"  Inuyasha snapped at Kagome. 

"Oh sorry."  Kagome said shyly, getting up. 

Inuyasha grumbled as he got up.  He flopped on the bed, turning on the t.v.  Kagome got on the other bed, turning her attention to the t.v.  Inuyasha flipped the channel.  Something in Spanish, a game show, something in Spanish, tennis, something in Spanish, cartoons, something in Spanish, more cartoons, movie, more Spanish…

"ARRGHH!!!  Why is everything is Spanish???"  Inuyasha muttered, he turned to the movie.  "Just watch this…"  He said as he turned his attention to the two people on the screen.

"Charlie, I can't live without you."  A brunette said pathetically to a broad, dark man. 

"Sorry Jane, I can't be with you.  I have Alicia now.  She and I are in love."  The dark man said to the brunette, covering a blonde behind him. 

"Charlie how could you?"  That sounded familiar.  "How could you?  You said you loved me.  You said you'd be with me forever."  The brunette's bottom lip began to quiver.  "Is this how you want to end our relationship?  What we had together was special and you're throwing it all away for the bitch!  I will never forgive you!  I hate you!  I hate you!  GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"  The brunette said as she threw the man's clothes out the door

Inuyasha rolled his eyes… Another chick flick…

Later…

"No!!!  Alicia don't go there!!!  It's a trap."  Kagome screamed at the television handing a tissue to Inuyasha who gladly accepted it.  Kagome dabbed her puffy red eyes. 

"What the hell is Charlie doing?!?  GO Save Alicia you nut head!!!"  Inuyasha joined in the screaming at the television. 

"Oh no…" Kagome shielded her eyes as Jane screamed in agony. 

"Well that was very graphic…"  Inuyasha said as the blonde and the brunette clashed together, cat fighting.

"Oh commercial."  Kagome jumped up to get a soda as Inuyasha lowered the volume.  Kagome handed Inuyasha a soda. 

"I can't get the top off."  Inuyasha grumbled as he tried to open the soda.  The little opener had been popped off.

"Let me see."  Kagome mumbled as she looked at the soda…  "Just pop it…"

"Never mind, I got it open."  Inuyasha said sipping the refreshing beverage.  "Ahh… that feels good."  Inuyasha said stretching his back. 

"OHH!"  Kagome squealed as she flopped back on the bed, turning up the volume as the movie continued.  Inuyasha jumped on his own, gluing his eyes to the t.v.

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"What was that?"  Sango asked, her eyes wondered as she listened for the sounds.  She and Miroku were playing cards. 

"I dunno… I win!!!"  Miroku said slapping down his cards.

"Whatever…"  Sango said and rolled her eyes.  She walked toward the wall, placing her ear on it as she listened.  She heard something about getting something off… and just pop it… Then something moan from a voice that sounds like Inuyasha and that it felt good.  Then someone else squealed in delight…  Then the bed's squeaked…

Sango's jaw dropped, her eyes big as saucers.  Oh my god… someone was in a room with Inuyasha doing… and Kagome didn't come back yet… 

"ARRGHHH!!!"  Sango growled in an outrage.  She had her mallet out and was about to charge into the wall.  "Inuyasha… YOU WILL PAY!!!"  Sango charged for the wall but Miroku grabbed her leg making her mallet smash in the wall. 

Inuyasha and Kagome, jumped up.  They stared at the huge mallet sticking out of the wall.  Miroku popped out of the door.  Kagome and Inuyash both turned their heads to look at Miroku.

"Uh… hey guys…"  Miroku said smiling uneasily. 

"YOU!  Inuyasha… what are you doing to Kagome???"  Sango demanded, jumping out of the huge hole her mallet had made.  She was about to charge into Inuyasha but she noticed that they were in separate beds with their clothes still on.

"Oyie.. you guys… didn't…"  Sango was confused now.

"What about you guys… you didn't…"  Kagome trailed off, thinking.      

"No… What the heck are you guys talking about?"  Inuyasha and Miroku asked, looking at Kagome and Sango who were dizzy from thinking.

"I don't know."  Sango and Kagome blurted out quickly. 

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Sorry for such a stupid chapter… arghh.. couldn't think of anything… ah o well… just for amusement… I guess…

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