Author's Greeting- I'm bbbbbbbaaaaaccccckkkk! Sorry. I know I said I'd update soon, but it's not my fault. REALLY! It's my teachers they take up all my time with this crappy thing called homework. So it's their fault really.
Ronata- Thank you! I missed you too. Sorry it took so long, my homeroom or as my school likes to call it "Core" teacher just loves to pile up our homework without explaining how to do it.Franala- Yeah, I'm sure you know exactly what Mrs. Patty is up to, don't you Little Miss Know it All. Or Little Miss Smartey-Pants. Can't decide which 1 like better. What do you think (since you know everything. Lol.)?
Michaela Martin- What do you think I mean leaving you hanging like that?
rubberducky3399- Ok, I'm updating rightttttttttttt…. Now! BTW, I love, love, love, love, love your stories too. :D
orangesherbert7- Dun dun dun! Hehe. Patty would like to say that she is glad you like it and she choreographed the whole thing herself (cough, cough) with Weirdo's help over course. Mike said he is insulted by the stupid comment. (Everyone else laughed their asses off especially Luke. Hehe.) And Patty would like to say she had absolutely nothing to do with the choreographing of any of Mike's scenes. NOTHING!
GilmoreGirlsFreakazoid- And yet the purple button doesn't feel like it got enough attention and I agree! Give the purple button more attention or it will fell unloved…. Again!
lukelorelai-en- Rack'um up, let's play again? Why! What on earth made you feel like saying that?
Javarox- Yes the evil oneisback and has brought back great knowledge. And I'm updating right now so can I be back in your good graces or am I still in your bad graces?
OzDust- It was quiteeasy to leave you like that. I just stopped writing. Hehe.
Number One Dork- Purple is way better than orange, you're just too distracted by the shiney things to see it!Lukelorelaichick- "I know it has to have something about the wedding or Lorelai, or the guy, or someone!" I'm going to let you in in a little secret and tell you it's really not. It's about a tiny purple with neon polka dots that has abducted Kirk and Luke is the only one that can save him. Well, and the incentor of the spork because sporks are the alien's only weakness. Random- Yes. Confusing- Kinda. A lie- Never!
Ultimategilmoregirl- CUTCO KNIVES! IS THAT REALLY NESSACARY! REALLY! And thanks for the cookies, but you'll have to mail them to me because I'm get a restraining order. A very large restraining order. (Backs away slowly) (After backing away slowly, runs screaming in terror)
Disclaimer- I own everything! Well… Except Lorelai and Luke and Rory and Mrs. Patty and Sookie and Emily and…. (goes on and on) OKAY! FINE! The only thins I own is Mike, SJV, and a half empty heart-shaped box of chocolates I got from my mom on Valentine's Day, but those are mine! I think…
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Luke (Sometime other people, but mostly Luke) thought's italicized.
SJV italicized/bold.
Anyone talking regular.
Whoohoo! Story time! Yay!
"What'll you have Patty?"
"Oh, just toast and coffee," Patty said in a non-flirtatious voice. (Gasp!)
"All right Patty. What the hell is goin' on?"
"Why, whatever do you mean?" Patty said in her 'innocent act' voice.
"Every day you come in here, sit down, and order somethin' small! And every time you just sit there, not tryin' to annoy me or pinch me or make me uncomfortable, not that I mind, but when ever you act like this it means you're up to somethin' and I want to know what you're up to!"
"Oh, all right. Sookie, Babette and I wanted to get on your good side."
"Why! Why do you want to get on my good side?"
"Well…Okay fine! We wanted to know if you were gonna help plan the engagement party."
"I don't know Patty…" said a now very uncomfortable Luke. How the hell am I suppose to get out of this one… I am the…
"Well you are the best man," Patty said taking the words from his… well thoughts. "I just assumed you were going to help plan."
"Well Patty. You know what happens when people ass…"
"First off Luke, people already know what a nice ass you have, no need to brag."
"Jeez…"
"But since this is a first time thing I let it slid, but next time leave the bragging about your ass to me!" Patty said with a wink and a smirk. (Weirdo typed with a wink and a smirk. ;-)
"Jeez Patty! Can we stop talking about my ass?" Gross. Oh so gross.
"Fine. So like I said before since you are the best man you have to help plan… Unless you have any reason you don't want to," Patty said with an all knowing smile.
She so knows.
Knows what?
She knows you don't want to help because she know you're still in love with Lorelai so you don't want her to get married and she's trying to get you to admit it.
No she's not!
Yes she is.
No she's not!
Yes.
No!
Yes.
No!
No.
Yes!… Dammit! Wait. No she can't because I'm not still in love with Lorelai.
Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttt.I'm not!
Course not. You just like her as a friend. Okay so you do want her to marry your best friend instead of you. You do want to be just the best man in her wedding, not the groom. You don't want to be the one standing in front of all those people announcing your love (which you don't have) to Lorelai, but the man standing next to the man doing so. Yeah, you're right. You don't love Lorelai.
…
That's what I thought. So tell Patty you don't want to help plan the engagement party. Say you can't because you love Lorelai. She help you get her back. That's why she's asking.
I…
"Luke? You still with us?"
"I'm here."
"So… Are you gonna help plan?" Patty asked on the edge of her seat.
"Yeah Patty. I'll… help plan."
Yeah Patty. I'll help plan. God even Patty seems disappointed with you. God. I live in the mind of a coward who won't let me free.
The purple button is nice. The purple button is kind and caring. All the purple button wants is love. Have a heart. Give the purple button some love. Showthe puple button a little love. Don't abuse, ignore, or forget the purple button because the purple button never abused, ignored, or forgot you. In fact it got you a Valentine's present. It's not the purple buttons fault you didn't get it. It's the post office's fault. Yeah, the post office. So show the purple button a little love by pressing it and writing a review because everyone deserves a little love. Especially the person who typed all this. :D
