The life of Naruto

Ch: 3

Kiba, Shikimaru, Kakashi and Naruto headed down the stairs. " Hey, looks like you were about to score!" kiba said with a smirk on his face. " It wasn't like that! Were just friends…" he said. " Naruto, this is just my opinion, but I think she still likes Sauske. She hasn't talked much at all since he left, she just trains or stays at her house. Probably thinking about Sauske." Kiba said. " You don't know that." Naruto said. " Look, Kiba's got a point. It would probably be best if you just let her go, man." Shikimaru said. " Ohh, come on! Let's get off the subject! Where are we going?" he asked. " Well, first were going to the fire pub. That's where the yondaime took me." Kakashi said. " Wait, what! The yondaime took you to a pub? Why?" Naruto asked. " He took the entire rookie nine here when he had just become Hokage. He was are jounnin leader before then. Anyway, we'll explain when we meet the other guys." He said. They went outside of the hotel to find chouji, lee, neji and Asuma waiting for them. " It's about time!" chouji said. " Where are we going?" asked lee excitedly. " Ok everyone, listen! This is a right of passage for any guy who is old enough to drink. First mission, go to the pub and get drunk!" Asuma said. A cheer came from the crowd and they all ran off towards the pub. " This is gonna be great!" Naruto thought.

Back at the hotel, Tsunade gathered all of the girls to her hotel room. " Alright girls, I've decided were going out tonight! Who's coming?" she asked. The girls immediately grew excited and ran out of the room to find something to wear. " Well, I guess everyone is in!" she exclaimed happily. After about half an hour, the girls were ready. " Ok, follow me everyone!" exclaimed Tsunade. The group talked non-stop until Tsunade finally made a decision on where to go. " The fire pub, huh?" asked Shizune. " Yep. I heard it was the best in town. It's casual though, so we'll just come here to eat something and then go to another club." She said. Then she looked through a window and Kakashi caught her eye. At first she thought she would just pick a different bar, but then an idea came in to her mind. " Ok everyone. Were going play a little prank on the guys tonight. I want everyone to use a genjutsu." She said. The girls yelled in excitement and they performed the genjutsus.

Back to Naruto. It had been an hour, and they had just been drinking and talking. " No, no no, you don't get it man." Kiba shouted at Naruto. " What do you mean, ' I don't get it'! I get it perfectly fine! Come on, you and me, right now!" he said. " Ok, BRING IT!" kiba yelled back. " One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war…" Naruto began. Shikimaru jumped in between the two. " Hey, what are you guys doing? Thumb war? Come on, were not little kids, man!" Naruto and kiba looked at Shikimaru. " We should be arm wrestling!" he said. Naruto and kiba nodded. " Ok guys, huddle!" Kakashi said. " Now that were fairly drunk, its time to start the bar fights." Lee nodded enthusiastically. Lee had found a jutsu that weakens the effect of alcohol, so he wouldn't go berserk, but he was still really aggressive. " So, the first step is, everyone has to find a guy to piss off. Just take a swing at him. Then just see what happens." Kakashi said. Naruto, enthusiastic as ever, jumped over Kakashi, and in front of a large man playing pool. " What the hell do you want kid!" the man yelled. " Oh, nothing excepts this!" Naruto yelled as he landed a punch on the mans head. " You little fucker!" he yelled. Soon the whole of the bar was chaotic with people and chairs flying around. " BAR FIGHT!" kiba yelled.

The gaggle of girls had entered the bar just in time for the fight to begin. " Tsunade-sama! Babysitting these guys isn't exactly my idea of a good time!" Ino said. " Don't worry about it Ino. We'll just have to stop the fight…" she said. She walked up to the boys did a little flirting to get them to stop. The rest of the girls followed suite and soon, they were walking out of the bar with a boy in hand. Hinata, who called herself aoni, was with kiba. She seemed more open now, but she still stuttered a little. " You know, you remind me of someone." He said. Hinata looked interested. " And may I ask whom that is?" " Well, she's this girl named hinata. We came to iron town together. I was really looking forward to this trip so that I could tell her how I feel." He said. Hinata blushed, but was able to get rid of it in time so that kiba couldn't see it. Kakashi walked on the right side of Tsunade. " So, when did you decide that you would pull this trick?" Kakashi asked. " You saw through the genus's?" Tsunade asked. Kakashi smiled. (Even though she couldn't see it.) " Well I can read their chakra signatures." Tsunade nodded.

" But I want to let this continue. See what the guys say when the girls aren't around." He said. Tsunade nodded with a mischievous grin on her face. " This is going to be fun!" she said.

Naruto and Sakura (or rather Naruto and Suni) were behind everyone else in the group. " So, do you have any girlfriends?" Sakura asked, trying to get him to talk about his feeling for her. " Well, no, but, I do have a crush on one of the girls in my team. Her name is Sakura." Sunni nodded. " Well, I know it's more than a crush, but… oh I don't know. I really want to tell her, but Shikimaru has been talking to me about who she hasn't gotten over Sauske, this guy that she likes and that ran away from the village. And I'm starting to think he's right. If anything were to happen between us, it would be because I was filling a void for Sauske. If he ever came back, things would be the way the were before." He continued. " That's not true, Naruto…" she said to herself. " well… you never know with women. You just have to find out. After you went and searched for Sauske…" Naruto turned his head to face the girl. " Searched for Sauske? I didn't tell you that. Did I?" he asked. " Nice going, smart-one. Just get yourself out of it!" yelled inner sakura. She gave a small chuckle. " Uhh, yeah, of course you did, just now." She said. Naruto shrugged.

Soon the group came to a dance club. " Ladies first…" said Kakashi, winking at Tsunade.

" Ok guys, listen up. If you go back to the hotel with one of these chicks, make a stop over there." He said, pointing to a vending machine. " Hey, Kakashi-sensei, that's a condom vending machine!" Naruto yelled. " No shit, Sherlock." Shikimaru said. " We just don't want you guys to get VD or something. Trust me, I knew a guy…" Asuma said.

" Ok, ok, we get it, can we go now?" kiba asked. Kakashi nodded and they all ran off after the girls. " So what are we gonna do?" Asuma asked Kakashi. " Well, see if we can pick up any girls, and if not, we go home." He said. Asuma nodded and the two walked in.

On the dance floor, the guys were doing better than expected. Even lee doing really good. Tenten, also known as shira, asked, " hey lee? Do you, you know, have a crush on someone?" she asked. Lee, who was still drunk, didn't stop to wonder why she would ask the question, answered. " Yeah." " And who is that?" Tenten asked. " She's on the same ninja team as me. Hey, do you think you could help me out? I don't know how I should approach her or anything…" lee said. Tenten smiled. " Well-" " Hey! Mind if I cut in!" Lee and Tenten turned around to see a muscular man, maybe five foot ten, looking at Tenten. Tenten gave a look to lee that said no. " I don't think she wants to dance with you…" lee said. The man turned angry. " And why not? She's to good for me, but this freak in a green jumpsuit get's to dance with her!" Lee calmly walked away, ignoring the insult to the best of his ability. " Fine1 see if I give a shit about the wench!" he said. Lee paused, turned around, and said. " Alright, come on, let's go! This is what you get for messing with the lady. Don't say I didn't warn you, cause I did. Come on motherfucker!" he yelled. The man ran up to him, and threw several punches aimed towards his body. Lee appeared behind him and knocked him out in one blow. He took Tenten's hand. " Come on, let's go get something to drink."

Naruto was incapable of dealing with all the flirting that Sakura, or Suni, had been doing.

After a while, they had both become tired. " Come on, let's get something to drink." He said. After he ordered, Naruto felt a hand on his shoulder. " Uhh, hey Neji! What's up?" Neji pulled him out of his seat. " Come on, were leaving, NOW!" Naruto turned to Sakura. " I'll see you later!" he called. Sakura sighed. " Damn. Every time I start talking with Naruto, someone interrupts!" she said to herself.

" Neji, what the fuck!" Naruto Said. " Just come on! Lee pissed off a bunch of people and now they're after us. Just hurry!' he said. They finally caught up with the rest of the gang. " Come on! Run for it!" Kakashi yelled. As they ran through the streets and alley's, Naruto asked, " why are we running away? Were all ninja? And we have two jounnin with us!" Asuma sighed. " These are shinobi as well, and there's at least fifteen of them. Plus, several angry kunoichi." They kept running for about fifteen minutes. Finally, they calmed down. " Ok everyone! Time to go back to the pub." The teenagers could only agree, as they were tired from all the dancing and fighting and running. Apparently they had made it just in time, because as soon as Kakashi came in, the bartender yelled, " Last call!" " Alright, time to finish this!" kiba said. Naruto nodded. Shikimaru stood between them. He would be the referee for this match. " Ready, set, ARM WRESTLE!" he yelled.

" Stop fooling around!" chouji said. ' Yeah, were going come on. Naruto and kiba exchanged glares. " We will finish this uzumaki…" Said kiba. Naruto surpressed a laugh. " I'm sure we will…" Outside, Kakashi was surprised to find all of the girls, still in genjutsu form. " Mind if we walk with you?" asked Tsunade. Kakashi just nodded. As they walked to the hotel, Naruto said good-bye to Sakura. " Well, it was really nice to meet you, Suni." He said. Sakura smiled. " Could you stay out a little longer?" she asked. Kiba gave him a look that said, " good luck," and went through the front doors followed by everyone else. Sakura undid the genjutsu. Naruto was paralyzed. " Ok, someone punch me." He said. Shikimaru, who had just gotten to the front door, whacked Naruto in the head. " Owwww…" he grumbled. He looked up to see Sakura again. " But that doesn't make any sense! She was flirting with me all night. Something must be wrong…" he thought to himself. " Shikimaru, punch me again." " Oh, Naruto!' Sakura said with a blush on her face. Making sure Shikimaru was gone; she wrapped her arms around Naruto, and leaned in to give him a kiss. After a few seconds the kiss broke off. " Uhh, wow…" Naruto said, stunned. Sakura giggled. " I'll see you tomorrow…Naruto-kun" she said. Naruto, who had been sitting there motionlessly, fell over. Slowly got back, and looked around. After he was sure no one was there, he yelled. " YES! Finally!" he ran around in circles, and then after regaining his composure, he went into the hotel. Kakashi and Tsunade had watched from afar. As was Jirayai (whom had been busy with data collection all day) " well, I'm glad." Said Kakashi. " I am too." Tsunade said. " Finally, the three entered the hotel, and fell into a peaceful sleep.

A/N: sorry that I haven't included Jirayai much, but he is coming in the next one or two chapters, so just be patient! Also, please review and suggest some pairings. Also, just to make clear, no yoai or Yuri. Anyway, I'll see you next time.