The life of Naruto
CH: 4
Kiba woke up with a giant headache. " Ohhh, fuck." He thought to himself as he searched the room for some aspirin. Then, he saw Hinata, lying on the bed out in the main room. " What the fuck?" he said out loud. Then he realized that Naruto wasn't there. " What the fuck?" he said, a little more bewildered. Then, his headache, which had subsided for about five minutes, came back again. " Ohh, fuck it." He said to himself as he flopped down on the bed.
Naruto woke up in Sakura's room. " Why am I…?" he said. Then memories of last night flooded into his mind. He looked around. " The whole third floor must have gotten mixed up.
" Hey, kit! What the hell! You didn't do anything last night! Come on, man!" said the kyuubi. " Oh shut up, fox! You're more of a pervert than Ero-sennin. Not even he would ask me about that." Naruto said. He got dressed and left the room to get some breakfast. " Hey Naruto." " AH! Ero-sennin! What the hell!" Naruto asked. " Shh, quiet down! Anyway, I came to ask you about…you know…" Naruto, at first with a look of confusion on his face, suddenly filled with anger. " HAHA! I knew it! Ha!" The kyuubi laughed. " Shut up!' Naruto said to Jirayai, ignoring the kyuubi. " Well, just tell me if anything happened or not!" Jirayai whined. " NO! Nothing happened, there, end of story, no more talking about it!" he yelled. " Come on, kid! That was your chance! That was the perfect chance! And you wasted it!" he thought to himself. " Hey, wait up!' he called.
Little did anyone know that on the floor below, a certain trio were waking up. Shikimaru, walked down the steps to where the breakfast was, when he heard a door open. As soon as he saw who it was, he was paralyzed, " T-Temari!" he exclaimed. Temari whipped around. " Shikimaru!" she ran up to him and gave him a tight hug (I know you're thinking, " What the fuck?") she quickly realized that she had actually gone and hugged him. She let go and put her hand behind her back with an embarrassed grin on her face. " Uh, I-it's good to see you…Temari." Shikimaru said, taken completely off guard by her.
" Yeah, you too… uh, want to go get some breakfast or something?" she asked, still blushing from the fact that she had hugged him. " Sure. Why not." He said.
" Come on kid! I know something happened! Please tell me?" Jirayai pleaded. " FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME, NO! NOTHING HAPPENED!" Naruto yelled. " Fine. If you need me, I'll be at the bathhouse. I'm having major writers block." He said. Naruto, who had gotten used to the fact that Jirayai was a pervert just, sighed. " Finally, I can eat my breakfast in piece!" he thought to himself.
Naruto walked in through the door to see Shikimaru right in front of him. " Oh, hey, what's up Shikimaru?" Naruto asked. Then he noticed Temari. Standing next to him. " Is…is that you, Temari?" he asked, shocked. She nodded. " Could you excuse me for a moment, I gotta talk to this guy…" Shikimaru said. Temari nodded. " Damn!" she thought to herself. Naruto settled on some toast and cereal (though he was highly disappointed that there wasn't any ramen there.) after they came to a place were no one was around, Shikimaru asked, " well, what happened last night man?" he asked with a grin on his face. " Man, everyone is going to ask me! NO, Nothing happened, there!" he said. 'Huh? Something must've happened. You were asleep in her room!" he said. " H-Hey! How do you know that!" Naruto yelled. " Because I dropped off some aspirin for you guys! Besides, I didn't mean like that (coughnecessarilycough) listen, dude. I heard Tsunade talk to Kakashi about this prank that the girls pulled. So it could be that each of them came on to us." He said. " Well yeah, but only in those genjutsu's, right?" Naruto asked. He really didn't want what had happened between him and sakura to be a prank.
" Well, that's what I'm not sure of. Anyway, just be careful. It would really suck if brother got hurt." He said. And it was true. All of the boys in the rookie nine had become like brothers to each other. Naruto, who was stunned, let out a smile. But this wasn't one of his giant grins. This was a real smile that showed pure happiness. " Thanks, man." Was the only thing he could say? Shikimaru turned around to see an impatient Temari marching towards him ' uhh, gotta go Naruto, see ya later!" he said, just as Temari yanked him by his shirt collar back to their table. " Hope it works out for you too…" he thought as he walked through out the door.
A/N sorry if this chapter is a little short, as well as the fact that it doesn't really make any sense. I might edit before I put in my next chapter. Sorry for not updating the last two days, I just had some writers block ( is it not evident in the writing?) any way, please REVIEW! Even if it's just two or three words. See you next time!
