Author's Greeting- Hey guys! Sorry I have updated in months, but I promise that during the summer I will post more often. Oh, and I'm writing another story. (It's an LL. I'm still a javajunkie even though Amy screwed that relationship.) I will probably post it either today or tomorrow.

natural buff buff- The purple (or in your case blue) thanks you. No one appreciates the purple (or blue) button, even thoughit does such a great job.

rubberducky3399- Rubber ducky I'm awwwffuullly foooooooooooooooonnnd of you. Okay, I'll be the first to admit I suck at singing. I really suck, but it's too much fun to stop. Sadly, no laughy is not a word (unless you put taffy at the end, hehe). The 'musac' reference is from "To Live and Let Diorama." And ducky, who ever said that that was the end of their plan. Not me. Hehe.

orangesherbert7- Lol. I had like 4 different people say that the 'Born Free' song was stuck in their head after this chappy. Now about the singing and dancing because you can. It sounded like a line that a person would say "you go girl" to, but I hate it when people say that, so I'll just sat "Good for you!"

Bayleigh Anne- Lol. Did you get in trouble?

javarox- Yay! I hated being in your bad graces.

ultimategilmoregirl- I know I would laugh. Oh, and anything with the word pie (especially when repeated) never has to be explained.

Disclaimer- I own SJV and a medium sized green haired troll (I love Benny and Joon. Hehe). And technically, I don't even own the name medium sized green haired troll. That's how little I really have,

Key:

Luke- Sometime other people, but mostly Luke) thought's italicized.

SJV- italicized/bold.

Anyone talking-regular.

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Luke we just wanted to say thank you for all your help with the engagement party," Patty said sweetly.

"Yeah Suga! You've helped so much," Babette said in her normal voice (because her normal voice is always sweet) (AN- I love Babette and Morey!)

"Yeah, even though I'm sure it most be hard planning the engagement party for the ex-girlfriend you're still in love with," Patty said smiling.

"Yeah," Luke said before he realized what he was saying. His eyes widened.

NOOOOO!

"YES!" all 3 women exclaimed.

Born freeeeeeeeee….. As free as the wind blows……………… (SJV song)

"..I. ah.. I" Luke stumbled.

What the HELL did you do!

You just admitted to the 3 biggest gossips in the world that you're still in love with your ex! (SJV said laughing)

Shit.

Haha… (SJV laughed even harder)

"Wait. What do ou mean 'yes'?" Luke said trying to change the subject.

Changing the subject is not gonna work. (Yes, he's still laughing, but it's starting to die done.)

"Sweetie, even though changing the subject isn't gonna work," said Mrs. Patty grinning.

Told ya. (The laughing grows)

"We'll tell you anyway. You deserve to know."

"Know what?" Luke said skeptically.

"If you shut that beautiful mouth of yours, we'll tell ya."

Ha! (Grows even louder)

Shut. Up.

"We planned this, suga." Babette said.

"Planned what?"

"You admitting you loved Lorelai. Well, we didn't plan it this way. Our way involved bubble bath, a microphone, balloons, a rope, and half a pound of cheese," Babette said.

"Huh?"

Huh?

What the hell?

"Oh, and something about Kirk on a unicycle or something like that. You'd have to ask him," Babette said slightly amused by Luke expression of confusion.

"Ah, Babette, that's another plan," Patty said quietly hoping to keep her other plan secret.

"What other plan?" Sookie asked, wanting to be included.

"Well the secrets out anyway. It's the plan for Kirk proposal to Lulu."

"Oh, I need to see that."

"You can come with us," Patty said totally getting off the subject.

"Hey!" Luke yelled get their attention.

"Sorry," all three mumbled.

"What was your plan?" Luke asked really wanting to know.

"Ummm…" All three girls thought about it.

"Sorry, suga, we forgot," Babette said genuinely.

"So let me get this straight. You made me plan this whole party with you, told me every detail, because you wanted me to get annoyed and admit that I love Lorelai."

"Yep," (I'm going to call them the TT- troublesome threesome because it's easier to type) the TT said in unison.

"So you think I … Lorelai," Luke used hand gestures (cause hand gestures like jazz hands are just so much fun) for love (Not like pointing to his heart or making a little heart shape with his hand because that would be soooooooo unlike Luke. It's was more like flailing his hands around because he couldn't say the wordlove and Lorelai in the same sentence and try to prove he didn't (insert hand gestures here) Lorelai. See, he can't even think the word.)

"Duh," again said in unison.

"That's crazy. I don't (insert crazy flailing of arms here) Lorelai," Luke said not even convincing himself.

(And no. I don't mean SJV because he knows and has told Luke that's a load of crap, well SJVisn't convinced either, butI mean his own brain.) (But I'm part of his brain, he just fails to recognize it.) (Smartass.) (Shut up. This is my story and I can make both of disappear!) (Sorry.) (Sorry.) (It's okay just don't let it happen again.) (AN- Sorry to my readers. Yes, I know that was strange.) (Last parenthesis- Back to the story. Really.)

"Yeah right."

"Liar."

"Come on. We're not idiots."

"I don't," Luke tried again to prove to them. All he got were laughter from the TTs (including SJV who I really think needs stitches now).

"No really."

The laughter only got louder (especially in Luke's head).

"Okay suga. If you can say it without stuttering or stumbling, and say it usingthe actual word love not just hand gestures-"

"Even though they are a delight," Patty added grinning.

"They really are," Babette agreed.

"I love it when people use jazz hands!" Sookie said (because she is awesome and right.)

"I do too.It's so-" Babette was interrupted.

"Babette get on with the deal honey," Patty said.

"Oh yeah. If you can say you don't love Lorelai without any doubt, we'll believe you and leave you alone," Babette finished smirking.

I'm doomed.

Your doomed. Ha! (SJV said cracking up again.)

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