Hey people… I'm officially incapable to write…  AHHH!!! I suck!  Jeez… well here's the next chapter… sniff… I can't write if a monkey's life depended on it!

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"Finally!  We're going back!"  Sango exclaimed happily.  "The nightmare is over!"  She laughed in triumph.  Her arms were above her head in a stretching position. She stood in front of the car while Inuyasha and Miroku piled their bags in the trunk.  Kagome stood by Sango, glazing at the hotel.  She had had a good time, an absurdingly good time.  Kagome recapped everything that they did during their 'vacation'.  The went to the cave and the legend about her pants, the cactus and Miroku incident, the dance, Inuyasha's brother, the hotel raid, and the elevator scene.  Kagome sighed.  She still hated the hotel and now she knew where the lack of costumer service came from.  Inuyasha's brother of course.  What was his problem?  He must have an instable relationship with Inuyasha. 

"Oh man, it's over!  I wish we could stay a little longer."  Miroku whined as he got into the driver's seat.  He honked at Sango and Kagome who were still standing in front of the car.  Sango and Kagome jumped in surprise.  "Get in the car! We're going!"  Miroku yelled out of the widow. 

"Oh, ok."  Sango said.  She and Kagome got into the backseat while Inuyasha climbed into the front seat. 

"I hope Shippo and Souta are having fun with Kouga."  Kagome said thoughtfully.  Inuyasha smirked.  Miroku swerved into another lane and suddenly Sango had a coughing attack.  "Are you ok?"  Kagome patted Sango's back while she choked on an invincible object. 

"I think Shippo and Souta may be having way too much fun."  Inuyasha grinned.  He laughed to himself in the front seat.    

"Yeah, I'll be surprised if Kouga is still there."  Miroku and Inuyasha laughed at Miroku's statement. 

"That's if he didn't die already!"  Sango added to the hysterical laughing going on in the car.  Kagome laughed at herself for saying such a thing.  She hoped Shippo and Souta were alright though. 

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Children's high giggly laughter filled the little military home.  The house itself was trashed by the innocent Shippo and Souta. 

"Haha, Shippo take this!"  Souta handed Shippo another roll of toilet paper.  They began to run around the poor babysitter, wrapping the toilet paper around him. 

"Hey stop, no!"  Kouga cried out but it was too late, Shippo and Souta had made him into a living mummy.  Kouga fell to the ground, squirming like a worm in the sun.  "Unwrap me guys!!!"  Kouga pleaded but Shippo and Souta ignored him as they ran around him, screaming 'the mummy's alive!' 

"Shippo!"  Souta stopped the little three year old in his tracks.  "Say, do you want to play mummies?"

Shippo nodded his head viciously.  "Yeah, let's play mummies!"  Shippo exclaimed before he stopped and asked what mummies was. 

"Along time ago, there were Egyptians who made pyramids and buried mummies in it!"  Souta explain to his playmate.  Shippo looked at him, confused.  "Uh, we have to bury this mummy."  Souta said in a simpler version. 

"Yeah!  Let's bury Mr. Kouga!"  Shippo exclaimed. 

"No!  Don't mumffph…"  Kouga was cut off my Souta who wrapped his mouth and head.  Soon Kouga could only see and breathe out of his nose.  "Leeph wee gosshh!!!"  Kouga exclaimed in little muffles as he tried to squirm out of layers of toilet paper. 

"Shippo you get that foot."  Souta pointed Shippo towards Kouga's foot.  With much energy, the two boys manage to get Kouga onto a blanket.  Both of them grabbed onto a end and dragged Kouga across the living room, into the kitchen, and out of the back door.  Shippo and Souta exhaustedly drank water in the shade.  They left Kouga in the sun to bury by their sandbox.  They returned to their game. 

"Ok…"  Souta patted the sand around Kouga's neck.  "That's good enough."  Souta wiped the sweat off his forehead. 

"That was fun!"  Shippo squealed as he played with the sand around near Kouga's head.  They buried Kouga in the sandbox, wrapped in toilet paper. 

"Mpphh!!!"  Kouga said in exasperation. 

"Doesn't Mr. Kouga want to be unburied?"  Shippo asked Souta who was making a sandcastle now. 

"Nah…  He likes playing with us don't you Mr. Kouga."  Souta grinned mischievously at Kouga who was shaking his head furiously. 

"MAHHHH!!!!  NOphh!!"  Kouga screamed though the toilet paper.   

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"We're home!  Shippo, Souta where are you!?"  A voice rang from inside the house. Both Shippo and Souta jumped up in surprised.  Their chests thumped in nervousness. 

"Oh no.  Sango and Miroku are back!"  Souta exclaimed. 

"YAY!  They're back!"  Shippo danced with glee.

"NO!  We don't get to play with Mr. Kouga anymore."  Souta frowned.  "Oh well we get to play with Miroku and Sango now!"  Souta grinned, as both the boys ran inside to greet Miroku and Sango, leaving Kouga buried to himself. 

"MMhuPPh!"  Kouga's eyes popped out as Shippo and Souta ran inside and forgot to unbury him. 

"Sango!  Miroku!  Your back!!!"  Shippo ran into Sango's arms and hugged her neck.  Miroku picked up Souta and ruffled his hair. 

"Yay!  I was getting bored with Mr. Kouga."  Souta smiled happily at Sango.  Miroku and Sango looked at each other.  They both frowned. 

"Where's Mr. Kouga?"  Miroku asked as he put down Souta. 

"Uh…"  Souta puckered his brows as he pretended to think hard. 

"He's outside!"  Shippo piped up from Sango's arms.  Souta glared at him and Souta cowered into Sango's chest.

"Why is he outside?"  Sango asked Souta.  Miroku and Sango advanced to the backyard.  Souta followed them. 

"Uh…"  Miroku and Sango's sweat dropped as they looked at Kouga's awful scene. 

"What happened?"  Sango demanded from Souta.

"We were playing mummies!"  Shippo chimed.  "You want to play to?"  He asked Sango, his eyes twinkled in delight.

"Maybe some other time, dear." Sango said gently to Shippo as she put him down. 

"MUUphmm!!"  Kouga jerked at the sight of Sango, Miroku, Souta, and Shippo. 

Sango and Miroku dug out Kouga and unwrapped him.  As soon as all the Kouga's legs were free, he screamed.  He grabbed Sango and shook her hard.

"They're the devil's children!!!  I tell you there are evil!!!!"  Kouga shook Sango until Sango passed out in his grasps.  "They are EVIL!!!"  Kouga howled and scurried over the fence. 

"Uh, Ok…"  Miroku scratched his head, bewilder.  He noticed Sango out cold.  He went to pick her up but Sango jerked out of her unconsciousness before he could touch her.  She narrowed her eyes at Miroku and pointed her finger at his nose. 

"Don't even think about it!"  Sango growled.  Miroku, Souta, and Shippo backed away from the angry Sango. 

"I wasn't doing anything.  I was just trying to help you!"  Miroku grimaced at Sango.  She got up and stomped away.  "What?  I didn't do anything!"  Miroku yelled after Sango. 

"They are weird."  Shippo said.  He looked at Souta with a confused look.  A sweat dropped appeared at his head.

"Yup."  Souta replied with the same expression. 

"Maybe that's what married people do."  Shippo glanced at Souta thoughtfully.

"Maybe… but they always do that."  Souta frowned as he thought hard.

"Souta!  Shippo, time to go to sleep!" Sango called after the boys.  They were watching their favorite cartoon, Sponge Bob Square Pants.  It had been a week after Sango and Miroku came back from their 'vacation.' 

"Aw…"  Both of the groaned as Sango waited at the foot of the stairs for Shippo and Souta to come up. 

"No groaning!  Sleep now!"  Sango said as she ushered both of them into the bathroom to brush their teeth. 

"What is married?"  Shippo asked.  His upper lip curled up as he pondered on his question. 

"Oh that's easy!"  Souta exclaimed.  "They… Um…"  Souta paused as he thought very hard for an answer for the curious Shippo.  "I think it's when two people share a room and they kiss and the have kid like us."  Souta said.  He grabbed his toothbrush and swiped a glob of toothpaste on it. 

"Eww!!! They kiss and share a room???"  Shippo exclaimed as he made ack and eww sounds.  "I share a room with Sango and she kisses when she tucks me in.  Does this mean I'm married to Sango?"  Shippo's eyes became wide as dishes.

"EW!  This means I'm married to Miroku!"  Souta exclaimed, foamy toothpaste dribbled out of his mouth.  Souta and Shippo hurriedly spit out their toothpaste and rinsed their mouths. 

"AHH!!"  They both ran out of the bathroom.  "Miroku! Sango!" 

Miroku and Sango came running to Shippo and Souta who eyes were huge like they had just seen the boogeyman. 

"What is it?  What happened?"  Miroku asked them worriedly. 

They both started to blabbed at once.  All Miroku and Sango heard was married, "ew", and "ack". 

"Whoa, one at a time!  Souta you first."  Sango instructed.

"ShippoaskedwhatwasmarriedandItoldhimthatitwaswhentwopeoplesharedthesameroomandthenthatmeansthatI'mmarriedtoMiroku!!!"  Souta said it all in one word.  He huffed for air. 

"And I'm married to Sango!!"  Shippo cried. 

Sango and Miroku looked at each other.  "Eh… No it doesn't…"  Miroku started to say.

"I want to share a room with Souta now!!!"  Shippo wailed.

"I want to share a room with Shippo!"  Souta screeched.  They both stomped their feet and crossed their arms.

"But theirs only two rooms!"  Sango cried in frustration.

"You guys are married right?"  Souta said.  "Well…"

"Oh no! I can't share a room with Miroku."  Sango said.  "Shippo don't you like sharing a room with me?" 

"Well… I want to share one with Souta!"  Shippo said firmly. 

"What's wrong with sharing a room with me?"  Miroku demanded at Sango, looking hurt.

"NO!!!"  Sango cried as she gave up on attempting to change the three's minds.  "Arrghh…"  Shippo and Souta ran into a room and slammed the door.  Sango ran after them.  She grabbed the doorknob but they locked it.  Sango pushed on the door in exasperation.  "No!!!" 

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Kagome and Inuyasha trudged into the dimly lit home.  "Finally here… So tired."  Kagome said as fell on the dusty couch.  "cough cough  Eh.. Inuyasha you have to clean this place."  Kagome said as she checked the dust on the table. 

"Are you kidding me?  I work.  You clean it."  Inuyasha grumbled at her as he searched the house for food.  There wasn't a single crumb.  The mice seemed to have got to it first. 

"What?  You want me to clean?"  Kagome looked at Inuyasha with horror. 

"Yeah.  I have to go to work.  I can't possibly clean and cook for you!"  Inuyasha growled at her.

"You work?  This is your job here!  You have to protect me and provide ME with food and a clean house."  Kagome shouted at him.  She shook her fists angrily.

"What? I work at the military base!   You think I'm just in the military and that I don't have to do work?!  The base doesn't work by itself!  Besides a spoiled princess like you should learn to cook and clean for future uses!"  Inuyasha yelled back at her.

"I can't believe this!!!"  Kagome shrieked.  She and Inuyasha exchanged electrifying looks.  "I'm not spoiled!" 

"Oh?"  Inuyasha cocked his eyebrow at her.  "Have you ever cleaned your room?" 

"Uh… no…"  Kagome said. 

"See!  You're spoiled!"  Inuyasha laughed at her.

"Arrghh!!!  I am not!"  Kagome said defensively.

"You are not a princess anymore!  You are just an ordinary person and you'll clean and cook since you don't work and I do!  I am not going to wait on you hand and foot!"  Inuyasha said angrily. 

"I never met anyone like you Inuyasha!"  Kagome threw her hands up in frustration and stomped into the bathroom. 

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Haha.. Inuyasha is teaching Kagome to stop being a spoiled brat and contribute to living in that house.  So you like?  Ne?  WELL REVIEW THEN!!!  MAUhhahaha!  THANKS!!!