Author's Greeting- See! I kept my promise of updating by Sunday. Yay!
javarox- Yeah. I thought Lorelai would not only be too predictable, but a cop out as well. So, I updated Sunady. Am I in your good graces?
LostnStarsHollow- I'm glad you liked it. I have a voice like that to, but I'm tells me to be evil.
Disclaimer- I own SJV. Why do you want to know what else I own? 'Cause that's really none of your business!
Well what are you waiting for? Start reading!
The next few days for Luke were pretty awkward. Whenever Luke was around Lorelai he stuttered, knocked things over, and dropped dishes. Once while Luke was bringing a plate of chili fries to a customer, Lorelai walked in and he accidentally dropped the entire plate of chili fries on Kirks head. (Now, the normal reaction to when you get when a plate of chili fries or any food really, is usually angry or upset, maybe a whelp in surprise considering the fact that it's Kirk. Kirk's reaction was, well, different. His reaction to a plate of chili fries being dumped on his head was asking if they were free and then started eationg them.) (Yes. Off the top of his head.) (Eww.)
The awkwardness was even worse when anyone from the TT or Rory was around. (Let's just say Kirk got a bunch of free food including a chocolate milkshake, a chili burger, more chili fries, and you guessed it, a cup of chili. (What's with Kirk and chili? I think he maybe a chili magnet.) He even got the first time ordered Monty Crisco sandwich dumped on his lap. (Surprisingly, he didn't eat it. I wonder why.)
Whenever Lorelai tried to ask Luke about the reason Kirk kept getting free food, Luke dismissed it as bad moods, lack of sleep, low blood sugar, or my personally favorite, "Kirk was being annoying. He deserved it." (Poor Kirk.) Lorelai was skeptical, but accepted his answers.
A few days, and one long engagement party later, it was time for Mike's bachelor party. (Yes, I'm skipping the engagement party. It would have been a short chapter (which you guy s don't like) with Luke being jealous. By skipping it, I'm getting closer to the getting Luke and Lorelai together part (which you do want.)
They went to a sports bar because most of the men were married and they didn't trust themselves not to end their marriages at a strip club. The beginning of the night started out slow. They ordered beers, they talked about their jobs (half of the men didn't now each other), their families, obviously sports. But as the night progressed (along with the number of beers consumed), the conversation topics got more, well, stupid.
They were really drunk. Guys were falling off of chairs and barstools. One of Mike's cousins and a co-worker started to fight about which was a better: American soap operas or Spanish ones. After a while, one of Mike's friends passed out in the middle of burping the names of his favorite movies.
Mike, Luke, and a couple other guests were all sitting around talking.
"So Mike are you nervous about the big day?" one guy asked.
"No because I'm marrying the best girl in the world," Mike slurred.
Yeah and she should be mine.
"Hey Mike. Whatever happened to that Italian chick you met a few months ago?" a man from Mike's work asked. "You now the one you met on that business trip. You know… Something Anna…"
"Arianna?"
"That's the one."
"She and I went out a few times while I was there. I ended it before I went got back home. Good thing too because I don't think Lorelai wouldn't like it that I had a girlfriend when we are engaged," Mike slurred making the man who asked laugh.
"Wait. You cheated on Lorelai?" Luke asked.
That scum.
"Well yeah, but to be fair it was when I was away on business and she was not with me," Mike answered as if that answer would make everything alright and less scumbagish.
"So. You were still engaged at the time," Luke said getting angrier by the minute.
"Yeah so you can't tell Lorelai 'cause she one of those girls who would be angry by this kind of thing." By now Mike had started hiccupping.
"How many times?"
"How many hiccup times hiccup what?"
"How many times did you cheat?"
"Well, let's hiccup see. There was hiccup Arianna of hiccup course, Melinda, Stacy, hiccup …." By now he had drifted off and had started counting on his fingers.
"Seven. hiccup"
"Seven?" Luke asked in disbelief.
"If you don't count Mindy. But no one counts Mindy if you get what I mean," Mike joked making the rest of the guys at the table laugh. (While counting, one of Mike's friends scared Mike hiccups away by jumping off a chair yelling "Boo!" because everyone including me were tired of the hiccups. Need less to say, he was then thrown out of the bar.)
Luke let the information sink in while some man started talking about why no counts Mindy.
I can't believe that asshole cheated on Lorelai. I mean, he has such a great women, doesn't realize that. Lorelai deserved better than this jackass.
You mean you?
Yeah.
So why don't you tell her the jackass is cheating on her, thus saving her from having the cheating jackass as a husband.
Yeah. I mean she does deserve to know that her fiancée is cheating on her.
Yeah and if she does come running back to you saying that you're the one for her that's just an added bonus right?
Right!
Luke excused himself to go to the bathroom. Not that anyone was listening or even cared, they were to drunk and laughy (lol) to notice. Once in the bathroom, Luke made sure no one was around before dialing that familiar number.
Now normally this would be a great turn of events, if it wasn't for one factor. Luke, like the rest of the bachelor party (except for Bob who was gracious enough to take time out of his busy schedule as a button to be the designated driver), was smashed. He was just as drunk as the rest of them. He was so sad that he was at the bachelor party (where he was the best man) for the man that was marrying the woman he loved, that he just kept 'em comin'.
And you know what the say. "You shouldn't drink and dial."
Muhahaha!
I'll update my other story either later today or have it by tomorrow morning.
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