Hey!!! Sorry it took so long to update... really... I have like no time... sigh Well yeah. Here's the next chapter… God... I'm afraid this story is going to be like 40 chapter…. Maybe I should just cut it in half and make a sequel…
Disclaimer: Same as other 17 chapters...
Chapter 18:
"Oh SANGO!!!!" Jaken called from outside Sango's home. He had followed her home one day when she went shopping. It wasn't the first time he seen her, although she was as radiant and beautiful as ever, he had stalked her before. Jaken tapped on the door. He waited nervously for his Queen to come open the door for him so he could sweep her off her feet.
The door opened and two little boys greeted Jaken. This surprised Jaken. Maybe Sango's nephews were visiting her or she was babysitting.
"Hi! Can I help you?" A black haired boy asked Jaken.
"Ah yes, I'm here to see Sango – chan." Jaken said proudly, as he checked his breath against his palm.
"Who is that, Souta?" A manly voice came from inside the house. Jaken froze in his shiny black shoes. A semi broad man appeared at the door in a t - shirt and sweats. He was certainly taller that Jaken but wasn't as handsome as Jaken.
Miroku looked at the toad looking human. He looked absolutely horrifying. "Can I help you?" Miroku asked quizzically.
"Yes, I came to visit Sango." Jaken shifted the bouquet of flowers to another hand, indicating it was for Sango.
Miroku narrowed his eyes at the toad mutant. "And what are you to Sango?"
"I'm her potential boyfriend." Jaken smirked and puffed out his chest. "What are you to Sango? Her brother?" Jaken hoped he was her brother.
"NO!!! I'm her HUSBAND!!!!!!" Miroku barked at Jaken, who stepped back from the force of Miroku's voice.
"Miroku! Who are you talking to?" Sango called from the kitchen. She appeared at the door. Jaken was about to melt when he saw her elegant beauty. Jaken stepped forward.
"Sango, hello. My name is Jaken and these are flowers for you." Jaken bowed deeply and held out a large bouquet of flowers. Sango stepped back, eyes wide.
Miroku grabbed Jaken by the back of his collar and lifted him in the air. "STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!" Miroku growled as Jaken squirmed but couldn't get free from Miroku's grasps.
"Who says you're my husband!" Sango demanded. Miroku looked at her. Jaken took this opportunity to kick him.
"Oof, you stupid toad!!!" Miroku clutched his shin.
"Sango – chan allow me to get rid of this harasser!!! How dare you claim to be Sango's husband! You should be executed! EXILED! Killed! Shot! …"
As Jaken screamed more threatening words to Miroku, Shippo and Souta stood behind Sango. "I think we get the idea already…" Souta muttered under his breath, rolling his eyes and nudging Shippo. Jaken kept rambling on.
"Yeah… he looks like a weirdo." Shippo commented.
"PUT IN PRISON! BEHEADED! Tied up and fed to the alligators!!!" Jaken huffed as he wheezed. He pulled out his inhaler and took a puff. "Hit by a car! Dropped off an airplane! Run over by a train! Fed to a group of starved lions!!!"
"Um, Jaken I think we get it." Sango said, a vein popping out of her temple. Miroku looked at Jaken, sweat dropped as the midget propped up his fists at Miroku.
"C'mon! Let's see your best shot!!!" Jaken taunted as he punched the air. "ARGhh!!" Jaken growled as he charged at Miroku. Miroku caught him by his head. Jaken, being short therefore his legs and arms were short, couldn't reach Miroku. Miroku held Jaken by his head and flung him over the front gate.
"DON'T COME BACK AGAIN!!!" Miroku yelled as the toad looking guy screamed at the top of his lungs.
"I'll be back!!!" Jaken shouted, shaking his fist angrily in the air.
"Ok… what next? Flying pigs?" Miroku mumbled as everyone went back inside.
"Oi, what a weird day." Sango mutter under her breath. "Thanks Miroku for getting rid of him."
"I have a feeling he'll be back." Miroku narrowed his eyes as he rubbed his chin.
"Miroku, I have an idea!" Souta exclaimed. He looked up eagerly at Miroku.
"Really? Let's here it!!" Miroku, Shippo, and Souta all huddle in a circle, laughing and whispering. Sango rolled her eyes and walked away, shaking her head and muttering something about men.
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"Miroku! The enemy is approaching point A!!!" Souta screamed. Miroku dropped his spoon and rushed upstairs behind Souta. Sango watched them, bewildered as they disappeared, having forgot about the Jaken situation already.
Miroku searched for the toad thingy with his binoculars. He found him skipping up to the gate.
"Souta stand guard. If he gets past point A before I come back, hit him with these water balloons!" Miroku instructed as he handed Souta some water balloons. "Shippo get me a pillow!!!" Miroku shouted. He was going to get the bucket of caramel that he just bought from the store.
"Miroku! Hurry! He's almost there!!!" Souta yelled. Miroku stumbled into the room. He lifted the bucket to the window and waited for Jaken to step on the 'x' they had marked.
"Ok, ready… Ahh!!!" Miroku poured the caramel out the window hitting Jaken. Then they ripped the pillow and threw the feathers out the window. Souta, Shippo, and Miroku laughed and jumped up in victory. "Mission accomplished!" Souta exclaimed in glee.
"Hey!!" A voice said from below. "What was that!!!?" Jaken screamed. Souta, Miroku, and Shippo popped their heads out the window. Trying hard not to laugh at the pathetic site of Jaken, Miroku said, "Oh sorry! We were trying to feed caramel to a goose. Looks like he got a little out of control!" Miroku laughed. The three of them feel back from the window and burst in laughter. The angry and humiliated Jaken, stomped back home, muttering revenge.
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"Get dressed." Inuyasha barked at Kagome who was watching TV in her sweats.
"Why?" Kagome asked him. Inuyasha sighed deeply.
"We're going to a banquet." He said as he reached for his suit jacket.
"A banquet! Yay! It's been a long time since I've been to a banquet or party." Kagome exclaimed jumping up in excitement. Inuyasha growled, "Go! Hurry up! It's starts in two hours!"
"Two hours is plenty!" Kagome chirped. Inuyasha smirked.
"Sure…" Inuyasha said sarcastically. Kagome shot him a death glare before she retreated upstairs to take a quick shower and dress.
An hour and a half later, Inuyasha heard steps going down the stairs. He looked away from the TV to see an astonishing Kagome. She had on a black slinky dress with sequences that fell to her ankles, slightly flaring out. She had slender, strapy shoes on that made her almost as tall as Inuyasha. Her hair was curled and wavy as it was pinned to her head in an elegant bunch on her head. Her makeup was appropriate for the night and her dress was boat necked at the back, slightly exposing half her back. She smiled and her red lips shined in Inuyasha's golden eyes. Her neck was decorated with an intricately weave of black beads on strands, slightly chocking her neck. Inuyasha gaped at her as she made her way towards him.
"Shall we go?" Kagome smiled, her dangling matching earrings rocked at the movement of her head.
"You look…" Inuyasha couldn't find the word.
"Nice?" Kagome finished the sentence for him. He nodded, gulping.
"You do to." Kagome grinned. She frowned slightly as she noticed Inuyasha's crooked collar. "Hold on let me fix your collar." Kagome reached behind Inuyasha's collar. Inuyasha backed away a little, feeling Kagome's slight breath on his neck as she frustratingly battled with his stubborn collar. Color crept across his face.
"Finished?" Inuyasha asked nervously.
"Yeah... but your hair, it looks like you haven't combed it in ages. Let me get a brush." Kagome disappeared upstairs before Inuyasha could stop her. She came back down with a comb in her hand and a cardigan for her.
"Can I brush your hair?" Kagome asked politely.
"No!" Inuyasha growled. Kagome stepped back, offended.
"Let me just brush it!!!" Kagome protested.
"NO! Don't touch my hair!" Inuyasha yelled as he ducked from the brush.
"It's all tangled! Let me just brush it!" Kagome yelled as she chased after Inuyasha. She tackled Inuyasha to the floor and sat on top of him, his face in the floor. Kagome then brushed his hair until every strand was separated.
"AHH!! You're heavy! Get off of me!" Inuyasha barked.
"Hold on!" Kagome said as she stroked his hair one more time. "Ok." Kagome slowly got off of Inuyasha and stood up.
"Arrghh…" Inuyasha groaned as he got up. Both of them brushed off their clothing before they looked at each other.
"Crazy wretch." Inuyasha muttered as Kagome smirked in triumph.
"Let's go!" Kagome exclaimed as they got into Inuyasha's jeep.
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Inuyasha offered Kagome his arm as she got out of the car. They both walked to the entrance of the banquet hall as other couples were doing. It was banquet where there would be fine dining and recognitions to fine officers.
As Inuyasha and Kagome entered the hall, people stopped and looked at them or at least at Kagome.
"Inuyasha, their all looking at us." Kagome said between her teeth as she kept a smile on.
"Just ignore it." Inuyasha hissed under his breath. They bumped into Sango and Miroku.
"Sango! You look radiant tonight!" Kagome exclaimed as she hugged her friend.
"So do you!" Sango replied as she hugged Kagome.
"Where's Souta and Shippo?" Kagome whispered in Sango's ear. She pulled away to look at Sango's face.
"Oh, their fine. Their sleeping at home, Kouga is watching them." Sango said cheerily.
"Oh, haha, I hope their fine. Tell them I said hi." Kagome smiled.
"I'm so glad to get away from those two. Their driving me nuts." Sango complained. "To bad I couldn't get rid of Miroku also, but Miroku has to come to and we are technically married."
"Yeah true. Today I had to practically chase down Inuyasha to get him to brush his hair. It was so ridiculous." Kagome giggled.
"Oh you think that's funny, get a load of this. Miroku and the boys practically chased away this poor man. They poured caramel and feathers on him!" Kagome and Sango burst in laughter. Miroku and Inuyasha watched from a distance.
"I think they are talking about us." Miroku said as he poured some refreshments for Sango and him.
"They're laughing, they must be talking about us." Inuyasha narrowed his eyes.
"Only one way to find out." Miroku said as he look both glasses into his hand and approached the two women. Inuyasha followed him with two more glasses.
"Hey honey." Miroku said as he gave Sango a kiss on the cheek and handed her a glass of sprite. Sango glared at him.
"Don't ever.." Miroku clamped his hand over Sango's mouth. She stomped on his foot.
"We're in public, HONEY!" Miroku said between his teeth, faking a smile.
"Arrghh.." Sango growled. Kagome giggled at the scene as she took on of the glasses Inuyasha had in his hand.
"What was that?" Inuyasha laughed at Miroku.
"Nothing. I didn't say I was going to find anything out." Miroku replied as Inuyasha laughed even harder, leaving Sango and Kagome confused.
"Inuyasha!" Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome all turned around to see two women, one older and one about their age walking towards them.
"Mother?" Inuyasha gasped as they older lady and the other woman made their way to Inuyasha, smiling.
"Inuyasha darling!" His mother came and kissed Inuyasha on both cheeks.
"Aunty Emiko!" Miroku exclaimed as he wriggled his way around to hug Inuyasha's mom.
"Miroku!! My pumpkin! You've grown so much!" Emiko squeezed Miroku.
"Aww… all thanks to you Aunty!" Miroku grinned.
"Oh, cut it out Miroku! You're hogging my mom!" Inuyasha complained.
"Oh, Inuyasha I brought someone to see you." Emiko ushered the woman to come. "Inuyasha remember Rin? You two were going to get married!"
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Haha.. I liked this chapter, it was really funny to me. So, I introduced to new characters.. So.. Rin is her … haha many of you guys thought it was kikyou.. haha how a fooled you guys. Omg.. only 4 away from 200 mark!! Go.. REVIEW!!!
