Nice: Hi Everyone! This is just a little story I thought up while typing the next chapters of my other fics. I hope you like it!
Seto: This is going to be stupid.
N: No it won't! Now here the disclaimer!
Nice doesn't own anything.
New note: This is not in chat anymore. And all of the chapters are connected in some way. The main plot will be a surprise.
On with the fic!
Ch.1: Zork has Pwned You!
Yugi logged on to AIM. "I wonder who's on?" he said to himself. He saw that some of his friends were on. He logged in.
KingofGames said, "Hi everyone."
JoeystheMan said, "Hey Yug."
DancerGirl said, "Hi Yugi!"
IamthePharaoh said "Hello Yugi. I was wondering when you would get on."
KingofGames said, "So who else is here?"
DancerGirl said "Well, Kaiba and Mokuba are online and so are Duke, Bakura, and Ryou. Want me to invite them?"
KingofGames said, "Sure."
IamthePharaoh said, "It's okay with me."
JoeystheMan said, "Not Kaiba!"
The computer said in an automated voice,
"BlueEyesMaster has joined the conversation,
MokieChan has joined the conversation,
ThiefKing has joined the conversation,
DuketheDiceMan has joined the conversation, and
BritishBoy has joined the conversation. Good day Mr. Moto."
JoeystheMan said, "Damn it!"
BlueEyesMaster, said, "Hello to you to Mutt."
JoeystheMan said, "I am not a Mutt!"
MokieChan said, "Now Big Brother…"
BritishBoy said, "Oh dear. Not again."
ThiefKing said, "Ha. I love to see them fight."
IamthePharaoh said, "I know you would."
ThiefKing said, "Shut up!"
DancerGirl said, "Could we stop this, please?"
DuketheDiceMan said, "Yes. Could we?"
JoeystheMan said, "No! Not until Money Bags says he's sorry!"
BlueEyesMaster said, "Over my dead body."
KingofGames said, sigh "They'll never get along will they?"
MokieChan said, "Nope."
DancerGirl said, "Why do you guys always have to fight?"
JoeystheMan said, "Because he is a bastard."
BlueEyesMaster said, "Kiss my ass."
BritishBoy said, "Don't say such things with a child here!"
MokieChan said, "Who are you calling a child?"
ThiefKing said, "Maybe he was talking about the Pharaoh's brat."
KingofGames said, "Hey! That's not funny! I'm just vertically challenged!"
BlueEyesMaster said, "What ever let's you sleep at night."
IamthePharaoh said, "That was kinda funny."
KingofGames said, "Yami!"
DuketheDiceMan said, "Hahaha!"
DancerGirl said, "Stop picking on Yugi!"
JoeystheMan said, "Admit it Tea. You laughed too!"
DancerGirl said, "No I didn't!"
The computer said once more, "TristanTaylor has joined the conversation. Good day Mr. Moto."
KingofGames said, "Hey Tristan."
TristanTaylor said, "Hey guys. What sup?"
JoeystheMan said, "Nothin. Just picking on Yug's height."
TristanTaylor said, "Heh. Yugi is kinda short."
KingofGames said, "I'm still here guys."
BlueEyesMaster said, "We know. We're just ignoring you for now."
MokieChan said, "I'm taller than you and you're older than me!"
IamthePharaoh said, "He's got you there."
ThiefKing said, "Good one, kid!"
DuketheDiceMan said, "Didn't know you had it in you, Mokuba."
KingofGames said, "I'm started to hate you guys now."
The computer said in a dark and sinister voice, "ZorktheDarkOne has joined the conversation. Prepare to die Mr. Moto."
Yugi looked at the screen in bewilderment. "Huh? What the? Is it supposed to sound like that?"
IamthePharaoh said, "Uh, guys? Do we know anyone with that screen name?"
ThiefKing said, "WTF?"
BlueEyesMaster said, "Who are you!"
ZorktheDarkOne said, "HAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU DEFEATED ME! I HAVE COME BACK FOR MY REVENGE!"
JoeystheMan said, "OH NO!"
TristanTaylor said, "Holy crap!"
KingofGames said, "No way! You're dead!"
DancerGirl said, "Bakura stop playing games! This isn't funny!"
ThiefKing said, "It isn't me!"
ZorktheDarkOne said, "I WILL NOW SUCK THE BRUNETTE'S SOUL OUT USING THE COMPUTER!"
DuketheDiceMan said, "Who is this guy?"
DancerGirl said, "Which one is he talking about? Me or Kaiba?"
MokieChan said, "Big Bro?"
BlueEyesMaste said, "Uh…Mokuba. Are the lights out in your room?"
MokieChan said, "N-No…"
BlueEyesMaster said, "Uh oh…Um, I feel something on my leg…."
IamthePharaoh said, "Kaiba get out of there!"
BlueEyesMaster said, "Ahhh! Something's got me! Odfjpdkghsl."
MokieChan said, "No Seto!"
IamthePharaoh said, "Kaiba! Are you still there?"
BlueEyesMaster said, "fdjfsdfj."
BlueEyesMaster said, "eo;fdgfud"
DancerGirl said, "OMG!"
The computer said in it new voice, "BlueEyesMaster has left the conversation and is now getting mutilated. Good day, Mr. Moto."
BritishBoy said, "Oh dear, oh dear."
JoeystheMan said, "That did not just happen!"
MokieChan said, "I'm coming big bro!"
KingofGames said, "No Mokuba!"
The computer said, "MokieChan has left the conversation and is now bravely trying to save is arrogant brother. And is now getting the crap beat out of him. Good day, Mr. Moto."
IamthePharaoh said, "We need to help them!"
DancerGirl said, "Something's got me ,too! Help me!"
KingofGames said, "Tea!"
DancerGirl said, "thsndkldff"
DancerGirl said, "fhjdflfhnghg"
DancerGirl said, "fcnjwidlery"
The computer said, "DancerGirl has left the conversation and she is getting her ass kicked by my awesomeness. Pretty soon this will be you Mr. Moto."
ZorktheDarkOne said, "YOU'RE NEXT PHARAOH!"
The computer said, "ZorktheDarkOne has left the conversation and is now walking to your house Mr. Moto."
DuketheDiceMan said, "Well look at the time. I gotta go bye!"
TristanTaylor said, "Don't you dare leave!"
The computer said, "DuketheDiceMan has left the conversation and is now running like a sissy out of town. I'll still find him though. Bye, bye Mr. Moto."
JoeystheMan said, "That jerk!"
IamthePharaoh said, "So who should we save first?"
ThiefKing said, "I'll get friendship girl."
BritishBoy said, "We will?"
ThiefKing said, "Yes we!"
The computer said, "ThiefKing has left the conversation and
British Boy has left the conversation in futile attempt to not die."
TristanTaylors said, "Me and Joey will get Kaiba. It's been real."
JoeystheMan said, "Can't we just save Mokuba?"
TristanTaylor said, "No! Yugi, Yami. You guys were the best friend a guy could have. We'll come to you burial."
KingofGames said, "WTF! Tristan!"
The computer said, "TristanTaylor has left the conversation and I really wasn't going to kill him but he just pisses me off. I'm almost there Mr. Moto."
JoeystheMan said, "See ya Yug, Yams!"
IamthePharaoh said, "Not you too Joey!"
The computer said, "JoeystheMan has left the conversation and is now shaking like the dog he is. Maybe he should be my pet Mr. Moto?"
IamthePharaohs said, "What do we do now!"
KingofGamess said, "Every man for himself! I'm hiding under the bed!"
IamthePharaoh said, "What? Yugi that was going to my hiding place!"
The computer said, KingofGames has left the conversation and
IamthePharaoh has left the conversation. Yes run, run Pharaoh and your light. I'm still going to get you!
The computer said in its normal automatic voice, "DancerGirl has joined the conversation,
BlueEyesMaster has joined the conversation, and
MokieChan has joined the conversation. Good day, Mr. Kaiba."
MokieChan said, "We got them sooo good!"
DancerGirl said, "I can't believe they fell for it!"
BlueEyesMaster said, "I can just see them now! Hahaha!"
DancerGirl said, "You did good job acting like Zork, Kaiba."
BlueEyesMaster said, "…that wasn't me. Mokuba was it you?"
MokieChan said, "No…I thought it was Tea."
The computer went back to its dark voice and said, "ZorktheDarkOne has joined the conversation you mortals!"
ZorktheDarkOne said, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"
DancerGirl said, "Oh crap!"
The computer said, "Dancer-Girl has left the conversation."
BlueEyesMaster said, "……. Get the jet ready Mokuba! We are getting outta here!"
MokieChan said, "Right!"
The computer said, "BlueEyesMaster has left the conversation
MokieChan has left the conversation. I'm still gonna get you! No matter where you go! Hahaha!"
The computer said once more, "ThiefKing has joined the conversation laughing his ass off.
ThiefKing said, "You pwned them so hard, Ryou!"
ZorktheDarkOne said, "I really did that good? I thought I sucked. All I did was laugh. I thought you did the first one."
ThiefKing said, "….no."
ZorktheDarkOne said, "……"
ThiefKing said, "….."
The computer said, "ZorktheDarkOne has left the conversation and
ThiefKing has left the conversation and are running around screaming like pansies. Good day, Mr. Zorc."
End
N: Well how did I do? This is the new version so t is no longer in chat format…I think. Tell me in your reviews. Up next are the Doom soldiers! R&R people! That is all. Bye!
