A/N: Here's another story from yours truly! I think this one'll really have you guys in stitches! As you can see, this one is a drama-edy (no romance, sorry). Just wait until later chapters. You all will probably think I'm nuts for what's in there, but I promise, you'll love it! Anyway, I owe my inspiration to the author of "Welcome to Marley-verse!" in the "Complete Savages" category.
Prologue
It was dark in the home of a middle aged woman by the name of Margaret Zahos. The only light that radiated through the livingroom was from a tiny Mag flashlight., held by a gloved hand. The intruder's face was covered by a ski mask, and, to make sure that absolutely no one could see his eye, he had painted black circles around them. The intruder began to slowly slink over to a big oak desk near the far wall in the dark livingroom. He placed the small flashlight underneath his arm and began to search through one of the desk drawers. His head popped up at a sudden sound. He looked up at the stairs behind him and saw a woman - Miss Zahos.
The frightened woman screamed in fear and ran back upstairs to her bedroom to call 9-1-1. The man followed behind her. Soon, he was right behind her. He pulled out a knife and (with one last scream for the woman) stabbed her unmercifully.
Ivette Gonzales awoke with a start. She listened attentively for any sound. Any sort of sound that would interrupt the silence of her employer's house. She snapped her head toward the door as she heard a booming sound. She pulled back the quilt that lay on top of her and placed her feet onto the cold, wooden floor. She shivered slightly as she cautiously moved to the door. She stopped cold in her tracks and gasped when her bedroom door flew open, revealing a man with dark makeup around his eyes.
The intruder that had stabbed the maid's employer had his mask ripped off in the struggle. He leered at Ivette as he ogled her up and down her shapely body. He walked toward her, an evil deed running through his mind.
Theme Song
It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well, I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breath
You know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do and it's a-ma-zing
People think I'm crazy
'Cause I worry all the time
You'd pay attention you'd be worried too
You better pay attention or this world we love so much
Might.
Just.
Kill you.
I could be wrong now
But I don't think so
'Cause it's a jungle out there, it's a jungle out there.
