In the Outlands, the Hyena triplet friends - Banzai, Shenzi, and Ed, were looking around for some food. Of course, being in the Outlands, there was not much food to look for. Alas; they needed something to get their teeth on to keep from starting to death.
"Hey Shenzi, do you see anything worth eating over there?" asked Banzai
"No, bone-head!" Shenzi called back to him. "I'm a hyena for carcass' sake, not a miracle worker! Jeez just cut a girl some slack."
"Come on, I'm starving!"
Ed just let out a loud cackle while flailing his tongue to and fro like he would normally do. "Bleugh-hahahahaha! Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!" he cackled maniacally.
"You said it, Ed." Banzai agreed with his crazed ami. "He's hungry too."
"We're all hungry, Banzai." Shenzi said. "Just be a little more patient for once!"
The leader of the triplet was looking around some more for any food. They can eat just about anything and right now.
Walking a few miles, something really caught the hyenas' distance and there was a large egg many yards away from where the three were. "Ooh! jackpot!" said Shenzi
Ed made a cackle of joy and even he was smart enough to recognize what kind of egg that was. "Yay!" he shouted. "Ostry!"
"You got that right, lumpy." Banzai agreed. "Ostrich egg ripe for the picking."
"I'm in charge here, I call first dibs on it." Shenzi proudly said. "Ladies first, boys."
Before Shenzi could step any more closer to it, something pounced on her, and her mate and crony. "Gah! what the?" she exclaimed. Large legs wre pinning down the three hyenas and even stomped on them a few times. They looked up and it was an Ostrich, not looking to happy to see these nimrods try to still her baby like this.
"And just what do you think you're doing?" asked the ostrich in a flat but stern voice.
"Oh just uh... going for a little stroll around our humble home." said Shenzi
"Yep! a stroll, just a little walk and some exercise is all." Banzai added.
Ed just flailed his tongue in a rapid fashion again and laughed maniacally as usual while looking zany-eyed at the ostrich to play innocent and pretend like everything is normal to the flightless bird.
"Right." said the ostrich, not sounding very convinced. "Well, it looks like you were... trying to take my egg and eat it."
"What?" said Banzai and Shenzi, pretending to he innocent again
Ed just cackled again with his tongue out. Yes, it's just Ed being Ed alright. That hyena is who he was and the other two had to accept it.
"Come on, why would we?" said Shenzi
"Don't play stupid with me!" the ostrich pecked each of their heads with her beak, each of them saying: "Ow!" in reply. "I know hyenas when I see them!"
"Come on, we're starving here!" said Banzai
"What kind of a parent would I be if I just let my own baby get eaten by predators like yourselves?"
"The great kind?" Banzai asked in a dumb way. It only made Shenzi bonk her mate on the head.
It just made the ostrich look more annoyed and just pecked at the hyenas some more in a merciless manner. "There is no way I am going to lose my baby to someone like you!"
"Well how are we going to keep ourself from starving to death, Shenzi?"
"Well here's some advice for you all." the mother ostrich bluntly said before shouting in their ears: "GO FIND ANOTHER EGG TO STEAL FROM ANOTHER BIRD!!"
It felt like the hyenas' eardrums were about to burst from the noise of her shrieking, whiny voice. She got off the hyenas triplet and she gave them a mighty kick across the barren field.
They landed on a large rock, making them dizzy. "Gah! that was a rough ride." said Shenzi.
"Man we were so close!" Banzai stomped on the ground. "If that momma hadn't come, we would have had it!"
Shenzi let out a sigh of defeat, and said: Look, we don't want any more trouble with Simba then in the past."
"True." Banzai noted. "Yeah, let's just go find something else to eat. Besides, Jasiri is friends with Kion."
"Yeah, that girl is growing up so fast." said Shenzi. "Like most kids would do." she looked at the distance on the right. "And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
"Jasiri can do anything many hyenas can't." Banzai smiled. "Still, I wish we would be as high as lions are on the food chain."
"I hate to break it you Banzai, but most animals do."
"Yeah, I know. We can't always get what we want, Shenzi. "Food will come around when we least expect it. Come on, let's go find some more."
Ed sounded a little more bummed and hung his head in defeat as he followed his companions to search for more Grub. Suddenly, there was a sound of some screaming and screeching from the distance. It gave the hyenas hole that it might be food, but they were bummed to see who it was.
"Come on, Timon! I think I said I was sorry!"
"You are the gasiest pig in the world, you know that Pumba?!"
"Oh great, tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum." said Banzai.
"Oh come on, they know Simba and it's fun to mess with them." said Shenzi. "Let's see what they are doing here."
The hyenas walked up to the two best friends and Banzai said: "Heya."
"Auggggh!" Timon and Pumbaa shouted. "Don't eat me!"
"Yeah I had a lot of Grub this morning and I'm not afraid to gas it all on you!"
Looking scared at being farted on, the hyenas looked scared and covered, but they remembered the new friendship with Simba. "Wait, don't you guys recognize us?" asked Shenzi
"Yes." Timon admitted. "I propose to you before and you refused. So let's forget about that. I didn't mean it about the proposal."
