Narrator- After the Zanarkand Scene. Yuna and Tidus go back on the airship.
Tidus- Let's go up on the deck.
Yuna- Why?
Tidus- You'll see, grrr! (Tidus takes shirt off to turn her on.)
Yuna-Oh, I see… (VERY turned on.)
(Up on the deck. Yuna and Tidus are having hardcore sex. Brother comes in and screams, but they are to busy at it to notice.)
Brother- (crying) I just saw Tidus and Yuna… at it.
Buddy- OOOHH I WANNA SEE!
(Buddy goes up on the deck and wolf whistles. This has made him horny.)
Buddy- I will do it with the first girl I see!
(Rikku walks past, Buddy grabs her.)
Buddy- Let's do it!
Rikku- Yeah, bring it.
(They have sex in the corridor. Brother walks past and accidentally sees them at it, he gets angry.)
Buddy- Hey don't look at your sister!
(Brother goes in the cabin and sees Calli. He sees opportunity. He lifts her up and carries her behind the counter, making out at the same time)
Narrator- Gippal is looking for Rikku to ask her out. He sees them at it and gets VERY angry so he punches Buddy. He carries Rikku to the Engine Room and they have very hardcore sex. He asks her out.
Gippal- Will you go out with me.
Rikku- Well now that you've seen me naked you might as well.
(And she jumps on him and they do it again all night long. And they enjoy it. Buddy goes into the Cabin and sees Brother and Calli. He tells Brother what happened.
Brother- Well that's your fault for doing my sister.
(Back on the Bridge)
Buddy- Hey, Shinra, lets go to a strip club!
Shinra- Cool! I've never been there before!
Narrator- Nooj is running away from Leblanc because he really wants to be with Paine. He tells Paine. Paine and Leblanc have a fight.
Paine- Bring it, punk.
Nooj- Catfight! Catfight!
(Paine wins)
(Later on Paine and Nooj are having hardcore sex on the bed in the Cabin. To make Nooj jealous, Leblanc goes and tries to have hardcore sex with Baralai on the bed next to theirs, but it's not very hardcore.)
Baralai- Ooohh, my first time.
Narrator- Yuna and Tidus have got bored of hardcore sex and fall asleep and the media comes and takes picture of them. Leblanc's plan fails. Nooj pushes her off the airship. She swims to the strip clun and becomes a stripper. Shinra sees her and faints. Then Buddy goes and does it with her.
Baralai- My first time pushed off an airship. (Sighs)
