Before when I had my second chapter, which I now deleted, I had another idea for my second chapter, but I thought it was a bit much so I didn't use it. But now that I've looked at it again; it is quite funny and better than my other second chapter. I hope you like it.

Narrator- Now following after the last chapter. Shinra, Brother, Buddy, Tidus Yuna, Rikku and Paine are on the bridge.

Yuna- I can't believe the media came and took pictures after we had sex yesterday.

Tidus- Well, they say any publicity is good publicity and sex sells.

Buddy- (Makes a noise of pleasure) Oh, yeah baby… Any chance I can get those pictures of you Yuna.

Brother- I'm sure if you watch the news late at night you'll find it.

Paine- Shinra, are you alright.

Shinra- No, not after seeing Leblanc at the strip club.

Buddy- (Thinking to himself) Good times.

Brother- Yeah, because you slept with her.

Shinra- YOU SLEPT, WITH HER!

Buddy- Yeah, so what.

Rikku- (Insulted) So what! You slept with me that day too!

Buddy- Well, I couldn't help myself, I was so horny that day.

Paine- (Coughs) More like all the time.

Rikku- (To Buddy) Whatever, I want to talk to the girls in private.

Narrator- The girls go to the cabin.

Rikku- You'll never guess what happened.

Yuna- What happened?

Rikku- Gippal asked me out.

Yuna/Paine- No way!

Rikku- Yes way! And what's going to happen is…

Leblanc- (She, Ormi and Logos have just appeared) Yes, yes that's very nice. But I don't care! (Now turns to Paine and says) Don't think Nooj likes you better, not by tomorrow anyway. Because I'm getting plastic surgery, I am getting breasts enlarged. And he'll soon see that you're a bitch.

Logos- (To Yuna) I saw the pictures of you Yuna, you naughty girl.

Yuna- (Angrily) Ohh, great.

Paine- Face it Leblanc, even if you had a tattoo on your fake boobs saying: "I want Noojie- Woojie and nothing else" he still won't like you.

Narrator- Leblanc, Logos and Ormi vanish in a puff of smoke like back in Mount Gagazet, but just before Leblanc is completely invisible, she gives Paine a dirty look.

(Yuna, Paine and Rikku are coughing from the smoke)

Paine- I hate her so much.

Rikku- (Angrily) Do you mind we were talking about me. Though I'm interested to what happened later between you two to make Leblanc so mad.

Narrator- Back in Djose temple Gippal is talking to Nooj and Baralai.

Nooj- We better go then.

Gippal- Okay, let me just grab my eye patch and tell you I had sex with Rikku.

Nooj/Baralai- What!

Baralai- I thought you were just gonna ask her out.

Gippal- Well, I found her doing it with Buddy; so I punched him and carried her to the engine room and we did it.

Nooj- But did you ask her out.

Gippal- Yes.

Baralai/Nooj- And…

Gippal- She said well now you've seen me naked you might as well.

Well, I hope you found it funny. Peace out.