Before when I had my second chapter, which I now deleted, I had another idea for my second chapter, but I thought it was a bit much so I didn't use it. But now that I've looked at it again; it is quite funny and better than my other second chapter. I hope you like it.
Narrator- Now following after the last chapter. Shinra, Brother, Buddy, Tidus Yuna, Rikku and Paine are on the bridge.
Yuna- I can't believe the media came and took pictures after we had sex yesterday.
Tidus- Well, they say any publicity is good publicity and sex sells.
Buddy- (Makes a noise of pleasure) Oh, yeah baby… Any chance I can get those pictures of you Yuna.
Brother- I'm sure if you watch the news late at night you'll find it.
Paine- Shinra, are you alright.
Shinra- No, not after seeing Leblanc at the strip club.
Buddy- (Thinking to himself) Good times.
Brother- Yeah, because you slept with her.
Shinra- YOU SLEPT, WITH HER!
Buddy- Yeah, so what.
Rikku- (Insulted) So what! You slept with me that day too!
Buddy- Well, I couldn't help myself, I was so horny that day.
Paine- (Coughs) More like all the time.
Rikku- (To Buddy) Whatever, I want to talk to the girls in private.
Narrator- The girls go to the cabin.
Rikku- You'll never guess what happened.
Yuna- What happened?
Rikku- Gippal asked me out.
Yuna/Paine- No way!
Rikku- Yes way! And what's going to happen is…
Leblanc- (She, Ormi and Logos have just appeared) Yes, yes that's very nice. But I don't care! (Now turns to Paine and says) Don't think Nooj likes you better, not by tomorrow anyway. Because I'm getting plastic surgery, I am getting breasts enlarged. And he'll soon see that you're a bitch.
Logos- (To Yuna) I saw the pictures of you Yuna, you naughty girl.
Yuna- (Angrily) Ohh, great.
Paine- Face it Leblanc, even if you had a tattoo on your fake boobs saying: "I want Noojie- Woojie and nothing else" he still won't like you.
Narrator- Leblanc, Logos and Ormi vanish in a puff of smoke like back in Mount Gagazet, but just before Leblanc is completely invisible, she gives Paine a dirty look.
(Yuna, Paine and Rikku are coughing from the smoke)
Paine- I hate her so much.
Rikku- (Angrily) Do you mind we were talking about me. Though I'm interested to what happened later between you two to make Leblanc so mad.
Narrator- Back in Djose temple Gippal is talking to Nooj and Baralai.
Nooj- We better go then.
Gippal- Okay, let me just grab my eye patch and tell you I had sex with Rikku.
Nooj/Baralai- What!
Baralai- I thought you were just gonna ask her out.
Gippal- Well, I found her doing it with Buddy; so I punched him and carried her to the engine room and we did it.
Nooj- But did you ask her out.
Gippal- Yes.
Baralai/Nooj- And…
Gippal- She said well now you've seen me naked you might as well.
Well, I hope you found it funny. Peace out.
