Harry woke up Christmas morning and stretched looking at the clock by the bedside table he saw it was 4:30 a.m.

"Perfect." Harry whispered.

Hermione turned over in her sleep and Harry stiffened. Seeing her eyes still closed he calmed down got dressed quickly and quietly and walked out of Grimmauld Place. He got to the muggle world and shortly after appeared back into Grimmauld at about 6:00 in the morning. He snuck into the library deposited his purchase and closed the door. He felt a hand over his shoulder and jumped. It turned out to be Fred and George.

"What the hell are you two doing up?" Harry asked.

"That my friend is none of your business." George said.

"We should be asking what you were doing?" Fred asked raising an eyebrow.

"That's really none of your business." Harry walked off and went to bed but woke up an hour later to Ron poking him.

"What is it Ron?" Harry asked.

"You've got to come downstairs. Mum says we can't open anything until we're ALL downstairs and Hermione over there is sleeping like a rock. I want to see what I've got."

"Sure we'll be down momentarily just relax." Harry said grumbling and stuffing his head back into the pillows. He fell backs asleep though and this time was woken up by Hermione.

"Wha…"

"Harry wake up. Ron is annoying the hell out of me and refuses to shut his mouth. So get your ass downstairs so you can open your stuff to shut him up." Hermione started ranting about how he's acting like a two year old on Christmas morning instead of the 17 year old he was supposed to be thinking like.

"I'm up okay...just calm down and let me sleep." Harry said.

"Did you hear me a second ago?" Hermione asked.

"I said that Ron is totally out of control and you better get down there before I make you get down there." Hermione started.

"Go ahead what's the worst you can do." Harry said gesturing his hand in a wave before flopping it back down.

"Fine then if you want to play hard ball we'll play hardball." Hermione levitated Harry who was still wrapped up in the covers downstairs she following close behind. Hermione accidentally hit his drowsy form into the wall and that jolted him awake.

"I'm so sorry baby you okay." Hermione whispered as he was finally resting under the tree.

"Yes, I'm okay except for a maniac wife who is going to kill me before Voldemort does." Harry said.

"Oh hush up." Hermione said sitting on his stomach as he lay down trying to fall back asleep and it was unsuccesful.

"When is everyone supposed to come downstairs for this whole unwrapping thing." Harry said.

"They're all in the kitchen they had to tie Ron down to stop him from tearing through everyone's stuff. He was really bad." Hermione giggled. Then unexpectedly she whistled for them all to come back. They all walked in including Mr. and Mrs. Weasley.

"So how is your morning?" Mr. Weasley asked them

"It's pretty great." Hermione started. " Harry...say something...you seem like the walking dead right then."

In response Harry just grunted and laid his head back down.

"Harry come on even I'm not that tired." Hermione said sending him a grin.

"Well I have an excuse." Harry said.

"And what excuse is that...I was up all night with you if you remember." Hermione whispered.

"I remember and that's why I'm so bloody tired. That's not the best way to give a guy your version of revenge."

"You admit you had fun though." Hermione laughed it off.

"Oh...gross you two...that's extremely gross there's such a thing as to much information." Ron said.

"...and things that your mother and father like figure also wouldn't like to hear." Mrs. Granger replied not looking them both in the face.

Hermione was still trying to prove Ron wrong though.

"That's not too much information. Too much information is telling you that I like it best when Harry licks..."

"Don't even finish that sentence. That is gross I can't believe you brought this up...what the hell were you thinking." Ron said.

"I'm just trying to make the most of my vacation. It's my mouth and I can say whatever I feel like saying unless you want me to shout over all of you what Harry likes." They all grumbled no and turned their attentions back to the gifts underneath the tree. Everyone opened theirs Hermione gave Mr. Weasley a pen. It was very simple however he thanked her profusely and told her that this was the greatest find that could put away the use of quills forever. Hermione shrugged it off and thought that she would always stick to the wizarding way for now parchment and quill.

"Well who's next?" Mrs. Granger asked passing out a plate of cookies.

"It's Harry's turn."

Everyone's eyes were on him as Hermione gave him his present.

"Hermione could you?"

"Yeah...sorry." Hermione said readjusting herself on Harry's lap so that he could support himself against the wall as he opened it.

"Cool." Harry said.

"I know I couldn't think of anything else. I knew you needed some more clothes so I got you some. It's nothing special or thoughtful but..."

"I love it and thank you." Harry interrupted her.

"Your welcome."

"Here you go Harry." Fred and George passed him a heavy envelope. Harry opened it and his jaw dropped he was absolutely speechless. Hermione seeing the dumbfounded look on his face looked over his shoulder at the envelope.

"You two are bloody out of your minds?" Hermione started.

"Hermione..." Fred started

."...we've never heard you curse before but we're perfectly sane." George finished.

"You gave Harry 1/2 of the rights to your shop. How is that exactly sane? Why did you even do it?" Hermione asked.

"He didn't explain it to you did he. He gave us the money to jumpstart the shop. We already tried to reimburse him with interest and he turned us down. Then we just tried to reimburse him and he still wouldn't take it. This is the way we pay him back and he gets to make all the decisions along with us. You should be happy about this." Fred said.

"Why?" Hermione sent them a look.

"Well in theory if Harry signs the paper you would also have authority over what happens with the shop you being his wife and all."

Mr. Weasley started to choke on his cookie and he was all bug eyed. Mrs. Weasley was patting his back and trying to help him choke the bits back up. He eventually did.

"You didn't know did you?" Hermione asked looking in his direction.

"Not really I was going to tell him but things were kind of crazy." Mrs. Weasley said.

"Can we please get back to the unwrapping?" Ron asked. "I still haven't gone yet."

"Sure." Harry said.

Everyone else just passed him packages of candy and the usual Weasley sweater.

"Now it's Ron's turn...thank God." Hermione muttered lastly.

Ron excitedly ripped open all of his packages and got more candy, the Weasley knitted sweater, a new chess set from both Harry and Hermione combined.

"Next Hermione." She opened the first package that was from her mother. She gasped when she saw what was inside.

"What is it Hermione?" Harry asked.

"She gave me great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great aunt Josie's crystal butterfly necklace...and there's a note."

"What does it say?" Harry asked.

"Dear Hermione,

As you know this is great-great-great-great...well you get the points crystal butterfly necklace. Knowing you you probably never opened the first one so the others were diamond drop earrings. I'd give you the other items but then the family would start asking questions that I am not at liberty to start answering those questions. Just remember that the family disgrace can end with you.

Talk to you soon,

Mum

P.S. Tell Harry that I will talk to him later too."

"What's this whole family disgrace thing she's talking about?" Harry asked.

"I'll talk with you about that later." Hermione said.

She grabbed the next package and opened it it was a dog chain. She was confused why did Harry give her a dog chain. She sent him a questioning glance.

"Go look in the library." Harry whispered. She ran towards the library and returned to find her holding a dog.

"So what do you think?" Harry asked looking down at his hands.

"I think she's the most adorable thing ever but I have a question...why is the dog pink?"

Harry looked up and saw a blinding shade of neon pink on what was supposed to be dog's fur.

"What in the hell?" Harry asked motioning for her to pass her to him. He examined the dog and he quickly realized who had done this and turned to Fred and George.

"Tell me one cockerspaniel...tell me one that you know of that hasn't had any wierd science experiments done to it that is pink...why would you turn this adorable little dog pink...especially if its not yours to mess with." Harry said in a deadly tone.

"No, Harry it's alright. I think it's okay as long as he changes her back this instant." Hermione said picking her up.

They performed the counterspell and she was back to her snow white fur color and she looked even more adorable.

"I can't believe you got me a puppy...that looks kind of like Gypsy... she's so adorable and better not pink." Hermione said.

They spent the next half hour getting everyone to see what they got. It was very interesting and all of them were happy but none of them were happier than Hermione.

A/N: I have come up with a temporary solution to the problem. I start typing it on the other computer and then I type the rest in my account. It's a temporary fix till I get word back on the computer. So if there is any spelling errors please understand I tried my hardest under the circumstances. I felt really bad about the A/N chapter I hate those but I had to do it.