Yes, yes! Hallo! This one is a Shigure story, and is funnier than Kakeru and The rice Bowl, but that's okay! I don't usually like writing about Shii-san, but since I thought of this funny story, I HAD to add it! I hope you like it! By the way, this was inspired by Volume nin (Manga, duh) and if Shigure ever had feelings for Rin, i'm not sure, so don't get ideas, just cuz I said he does. Thank you! o.O Petit-Chan!
RiN, YOu FoRgOt yOuR hAiR-- a Shigure story
Shigure thogut about Rin. "RIn, one day, I will confess my love for you." He whispered.
"Um, Shigure-san, i know this is a little direct, but would you mind gonig to the store, for a few supplies?"
Shigure turned to look at her.
"Well, you see, I got a (sneeze) a cold and I (sneeze) I f-feel dizzy-"
"Alright!" Shigure cheerfully jumped over Tohru, (Who fell to the floor due to her dizzt state) and ran out the door.
"Kyaa!" Tohru ran out the door and chased Shigure down the street.
"S--shhigguuureee! You forgot the shopping list!"
After having to carry Tohru back home, who had fainted on the sidewalk and scared a local post man (He passed out), and having to deliver the rest of the mail, and calling in to the post office that the mail man would be a few hours late, he was now out the door.
"Um Shigure? Did you not go to the store?"
"Oh my god! I left everything at the check out!" Shigure zoomed past Tohru, causing her to fall again.
Shigure ran past a gift shop, a wig store and a restaraunt, when his eyes met a figure, with long black flowing hair.
I have to do it. I have to confess to Rin. Hm. I should try being mysterious.
Shigure ran to the figure, and emerged her with a long kiss. After a while, Shigure slyly turned away. He stated to walk back home (Forgetting the grocceries) and he looked at his hand. There was a mass of black hair tangled onto it. He went back and tapped her shoulder.
"Rin, you forgot your hair--"
Shigure stared at the old woman. He stared at the hair. A wig!
"GYaaaaaahhh!"
Afterwards:
"Hello?" (Rin)
"Ah, yes, Isuzu-san, I was rumaging through some grocceries and I found your hair--"
Tohru stared at the wig.
"Kyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhh!"
Furuba Chatter
Shigure: Your so mean! You made me make out with a old woman!
Petit-Hana: Did you enjoy it?
Shigure: Well--
Kyo: Eww! Gross! You perverted bastard!
Yuki: (sigh) Must you always be so perverted?
Kyo: Whaaat!
Yuki: (sigh) I wa talking to Shigure.
Kyo: GAaah! I-I knew that!
Petit-Hana: Yeah, well, I passed this wig shop the other day, and in the window, there was one that looked like Rin's. It was probably a cos-play store.. my point is when i saw it, at the time, I was trying to think of a Shigure story, and i saw it...the wig...the story rushed into my small brain.
Kyo: It's got to be small, since you wrote a Shigure story!
Petit-Hana: Waaah! Kyo's being mean!
Kyo: D-don't c-cry!
Yuki: Miss, it's just a story. Besides, what does the CAT know?
Petit-Hana: Petit-chan Yuki!
Kyo: What did you mean by that you prissy rat!
Yuki: Yes. I'm sorry. Petit-chan, then.
Kyo: Listen to me when i'm talking to you rat boy!
Yuki: I can't listen. Your stupidity is distracting me.
Kyo: Grrr!
