Hi! I don't know who this story is mainly focused on...anyways, tell me what you think. To scatter brained, or funny? I can't tell... Waaaa!
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! The neighbors moved away to Texas!" Momiji yelled.
"We have neighbors?"
"Shut up Tohru!"
"Kyaaaa?"
"But all i did was say Doodily-doodliy-doo, neighboreenos!" Yelled Momiji.
(Silence)
(Silence)
(Say something already)
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me! Don't you wish your girlfreind was fun like me! Don't ya! Don't ya!" Hatori sang in the kitchen.
(Silence)
Haru walked in.
"holy Batman! Haru, did you hear Hatori sing!" Momiji yelled.
"Yeah, he's the best thing since sliced bread." Haru answered with a smirck.
"Go away!" Hatori yelled.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore toto." Haru petted Glenda and walked away. (Glenda's a doll)
"I am man kyo!" Kyo ran in the room, and picked Tohru off the ground.
"Kyaaaaaaahhhhhaaa!"
"I am man Kyo! Beware!" Kyo ran off, dropping Tohru on cement.
"Oww!"
" I just saved alot of money on my car insurence..."
"But Shigure, You don't have a car."
"Shut up Hatori, the Gecco made me say it!"
(Little Geico Gecco walks in)
"You know," (Grabs Hatori by the colar)
"I can save you alot of money on that car of yours." Gecco said.
"You can?"
"Yes, just let me borrow your keys for a second. It's for safe keeping."
(Hands Gecco the Keys)
(Gecco jumps in car)
"SO LONG SUCKERS!"
(Silence)
"Im- A Wario! I am Gonna win!" Hatori yelled. (Suffering from mental problems, due to a peanut butter cookie)
"I see dead people! No wait, that's Akito..."
"Hatori! How dare you say that!"
"Go away Akito!" (Rin throws him out the window)
"THAT"S FOR YESTERDAY YOU SHOUNEN-AI BASTERED!" Rin yelled.
Kyo walks in the room with a can of 'Chicken of the sea' tuna.
"Is this chicken or Tuna?"
"Kyo..."
"Man Kyo! I'm man Kyo!"
"Man Kyo... see, a chicken got (beep) ed by a fish, so then, they had a egg, and when it hatched, it looked like a chicken, but actually, it tasts like tuna." Haru said.
"So it's tuna?"
"Partlly.."
(Kyo runs away.)
"Jinkies!" Hatori said in a squeaky voice.
"Yes, we know your Velma Hatori." Yuki says.
"Lions and Kisa's and bears! Oh my!"
"Hatori, shut up!" Kisa comes in with dynamite.
"Where dya get that?" Momiji asked.
"Haru. Now go stand over there!" Kisa pointed to the toilet. They gathered next to it.
"May the force be with you! Hey, where's Kyo?" said Hatori.
"That's MAN Kyo to you!"
Kisa snaps a picture, as Shigure and Hatori's heads fall into the can.
(Next day)
"Kisa! What type of picture is that! You shouldn't be ooking at those kind of things.!"
"but mom, it's just Hatori and Shigure dunking there heads in the can!"
(Puts them on internet, and emails them to every person on earth. You didn't get it? Then your computer got kidnapped by it's data. ha ha.)
Yeah. Bad way to ending this one. Anyways, this one came in kinda random, due to my scatteredd brain, so yeah. I did have other things Kyo could have said, but it would offend my little friend. oh well. Oh, if you ever read Swimmy swimmy Se horse: Inside hatori's MIND, I got the idea for this there. Yeah. I doubt I directlly copied anything...
